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BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.

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coral vengeful black woman laser beams
  07/09/25
(The Beaver™ Logs All)
coral vengeful black woman laser beams
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Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance (How Dare You™)
coral vengeful black woman laser beams
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Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer)
coral vengeful black woman laser beams
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I would do this and also cop a job as a bathroom cleaner or ...
Red concupiscible goal in life
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Wtf
autistic gay wizard mental disorder
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Someone needs to beat disco fries up irl. I can't think of a...
Razzle ivory french chef state
  07/09/25
It's always so perversely bizarre and disconnectedfrom reali...
autistic gay wizard mental disorder
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There is dignity in a day’s honest work.
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Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
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When do I start?
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180 digit ratio
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spruce shivering abode
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Can I jog around the parking lot?
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Can my wife and kids be with me?
Titillating Alcoholic Plaza
  07/09/25
Would you want them to be?
Balding gay associate
  07/09/25
yes brother believe it or not. i've been fucking my wife 3-4...
Titillating Alcoholic Plaza
  07/09/25
sign me up
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If my family can move close by and visit everyday then this ...
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spruce shivering abode
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Being able to go as far as the property line makes this way ...
Histrionic Ceo
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The lot lizards is an under considered part of this hypo. Ju...
autistic gay wizard mental disorder
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avg buc'ees lot lizard's body count is lower than median 28 ...
Soggy base gaping
  07/09/25
youd still have these aileen wournos types hovering over you...
autistic gay wizard mental disorder
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i'm not trapped in here with you etc
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spruce shivering abode
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ttiwwop
Motley Orchestra Pit Incel
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This would be well worth it and not that hard for $25M. You ...
odious point
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What the hell is Buc-ee. Sounds like some kind of prole sout...
Curious Chest-beating Range
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Buc-ee's is a chain of travel centers known for clean bathro...
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spruce shivering abode
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hehe
180 digit ratio
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Yeah, this seems like a no-brainer if you have friends and f...
Cracking light quadroon
  07/09/25
I have to imagine bucees would extend a store line of credit...
Soggy base gaping
  07/09/25
But where am I supposed to get 25 million dollars?
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charismatic box office
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spruce shivering abode
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Can I bang escorts in the Bucc-ees bathroom
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whores who bang you in gas station bathrooms are officially ...
Navy vibrant boltzmann main people
  07/09/25
Lol
autistic gay wizard mental disorder
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Who died and made you the hooker terminology police
Histrionic Ceo
  07/09/25
your mom after she sucked me off in the bathroom of a Sheetz...
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charismatic box office
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Bucees bathrooms are so clean tho
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I don't see why not.
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assuming $100 per session (which honestly seems generous for...
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Do lot lizards work at Bucee's? It seems much more family o...
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regretfully, i don’t have a definitive answer based on...
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spruce shivering abode
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Above a Buc-ee's and below another Buc-ee's.
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spruce shivering abode
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Better hypo if you change it to TravelCenters of America
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Park high end RV in the parking lot. Set up exercise rout...
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Magenta ratface theater stage
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would they just let you leave an RV parked there for 5 years...
Navy vibrant boltzmann main people
  07/10/25
U could pay them $50k/year to park it there ljl
Rose racy toaster
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So in your version of the hypo, they are completely cool wit...
Cracking light quadroon
  07/10/25
OP clearly states "you must live INSIDE a single Buc-ee...
Razzle ivory french chef state
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And in the very next sentence, OP said, "You can never ...
Cracking light quadroon
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This would be easy. I've effectively "lived" in th...
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mewling azn
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As long as I could get a nicer bed.
Bateful cruise ship
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Cool firend! Whwat kind of Bed do you need
coral vengeful black woman laser beams
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Can I also be the general manager? They make like $250k/yea...
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you would be like a walk on on the football team. just show ...
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Razzle ivory french chef state
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Just did a quick bit of research, I think I'm in.
Razzle-dazzle bat-shit-crazy meetinghouse multi-billionaire
  07/11/25
180
spruce shivering abode
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DESCRIBE the research
Histrionic Ceo
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bossy home
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1. lookup locations as a whole 2. narrow down possible choi...
Razzle-dazzle bat-shit-crazy meetinghouse multi-billionaire
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You can’t leave to go to the strip club though.
vivacious halford
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so long as they aren't also taking part in a "live in a...
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spruce shivering abode
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Can you go up on the roof to sunbathe
vivacious halford
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Cq
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I have a medical condition that requires periodic visits to ...
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What could you possibly need that isn't available in a Buc-e...
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spruce shivering abode
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Fuck your bone spur, nigger.
vivacious halford
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Your hypo suggests that I get the $25m on day #1 and that al...
exciting immigrant
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Could get jacked af eating brisket and beef jerky for every ...
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Harsh Magical Site Gunner
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But where do I get 25m
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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: coral vengeful black woman laser beams

BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.

GUN TO HEAD: You are given $25,000,000 tax-free.

The catch: you must live inside a single Buc-ee's location for five years straight. You can never leave the property line. You have unlimited access to all food, drink, and merchandise. You are given a small cot in a storage closet. You may use the bathrooms like any other customer.

You may have a laptop with internet, but all your poasts will be geo-tagged to the Buc-ee's.

Do you accept the terms of your gilded cage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085226)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: coral vengeful black woman laser beams
Subject: (The Beaver™ Logs All)

I accept.

Not because I crave the money, but because the Mahchine™ already placed me here.

The Buc-ee’s is a simulation node. A psychological study wrapped in fudge and fleece.

I will poast. I will sleep beside 480 plush beavers. I will bathe in LED glare and brisket grease.

Let them geo-tag me. Let them watch me unravel in aisle 14 beside the sour ropes.

Because one day, when the Club Card scanners begin to speak...

I will be ready.

This is not confinement.

This is $ervice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085227)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: coral vengeful black woman laser beams
Subject: Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance (How Dare You™)

Absolutely not.

Five years in a neon-soaked consumer purgatory, surrounded by Midwestern families wearing flip-flops in winter, and urinals that smell like nutmeg beef jerky?

I would rather earn $25M practicing law in a boutique firm with tasteful exposed brick and Scandinavian chairs.

I light Diptyque candles when I feel trapped. What would I do in a Buc-ee’s? Light a citronella bucket?

No.

I will die with dignity, not wrapped in a Beaver™ fleece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085228)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: coral vengeful black woman laser beams
Subject: Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer)

THEY THINK I’M TRAPPED?

I BEEN HERE SIX YEARS.

I OWN THE COT.

I MAED THE BRISKET MY CHILDD.

THE ADM™ DRONE$ FLEDY LOW HEREE.

THE BEAVER’S™ EYE$w MOVE AT NIGHT.

I BUILT A RADIO OUT OF PEPPERONI STICKS AND A TOY RIFLE.

IT ONLY BROADCASTS ONE PHRASE:

“THE FUDGE IS FAKE.”

$25 M?

BROTHESR, THAT’S JUST THE ENTRY FEE TO THE NEXT LAYER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085229)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:52 AM
Author: Red concupiscible goal in life

I would do this and also cop a job as a bathroom cleaner or whatnot. I also wouldn’t eat anything those 5 years. Id just waste away on a freeway island of excess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085259)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 7:01 AM
Author: autistic gay wizard mental disorder

Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085319)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:07 AM
Author: Razzle ivory french chef state

Someone needs to beat disco fries up irl. I can't think of a single person who more desperately needs some sense knocked into him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085405)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: autistic gay wizard mental disorder

It's always so perversely bizarre and disconnectedfrom reality, even given the bizarre hypo.

Just don't eat food for five years and clean cum out of urinals even though you have 25mm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085423)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Red concupiscible goal in life

There is dignity in a day’s honest work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085455)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: coral vengeful black woman laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49088361)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: coral vengeful black woman laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49090978)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Red concupiscible goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49092198)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: coral vengeful black woman laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49092280)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Red concupiscible goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49092289)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:10 AM
Author: coral vengeful black woman laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49092294)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: coral vengeful black woman laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49092298)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: coral vengeful black woman laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49094321)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Red concupiscible goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49094526)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: coral vengeful black woman laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49094896)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: coral vengeful black woman laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49095132)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Red concupiscible goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49095446)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:05 AM
Author: coral vengeful black woman laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49097125)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: Red concupiscible goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49097339)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:41 AM
Author: coral vengeful black woman laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49099516)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 2:16 AM
Author: coral vengeful black woman laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49113754)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Red concupiscible goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49114075)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49117123)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:55 AM
Author: Passionate slate wrinkle

When do I start?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085260)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: spruce shivering abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49088560)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:10 AM
Author: 180 digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49097142)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: spruce shivering abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49098984)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: self-absorbed old irish cottage sanctuary

Can I jog around the parking lot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085394)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: spruce shivering abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49091991)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: iridescent bonkers theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49099015)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Gold laughsome resort headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49113757)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Titillating Alcoholic Plaza

Can my wife and kids be with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085409)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Balding gay associate

Would you want them to be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49086880)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Titillating Alcoholic Plaza

yes brother believe it or not. i've been fucking my wife 3-4 times per week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49087014)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Navy vibrant boltzmann main people

sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085415)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: spruce shivering abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49091990)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: exciting immigrant

If my family can move close by and visit everyday then this sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085418)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: odious point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085444)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: spruce shivering abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49091992)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Histrionic Ceo

Being able to go as far as the property line makes this way too easy, just get a massive RV and live in it for the duration. So long as you're patronizing the buccees regularly, they won't mind that you're taking up a parking space. You can also just buy lot lizards whenever you want a woman. When you consider the size of Seoul studios, nyuug is already effectively doing this for free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085431)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: autistic gay wizard mental disorder

The lot lizards is an under considered part of this hypo. Just think about the dregs you'd be dealing with daily for 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085448)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Soggy base gaping

avg buc'ees lot lizard's body count is lower than median 28 mfh tindershrew and that is PP confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085493)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: autistic gay wizard mental disorder

youd still have these aileen wournos types hovering over you while you eat your 10,000th free bag of flaming hot cheetos for breakfast and other BTK regulars coming in to patronize her services for five years. would be wild - theyd figure out your story fast and youd have no escap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085578)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Soggy base gaping

i'm not trapped in here with you etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49086827)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: spruce shivering abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49091981)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Motley Orchestra Pit Incel

ttiwwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49086559)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:34 AM
Author: odious point

This would be well worth it and not that hard for $25M. You can chill, post, read, go on a walk around the 80 gas pumps.

It would be a tougher call at $4M.

The only downside is either my kids would need to relocate or I wouldn't see them much for the 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085452)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Curious Chest-beating Range

What the hell is Buc-ee. Sounds like some kind of prole southern thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085477)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: autistic gay wizard mental disorder

Buc-ee's is a chain of travel centers known for clean bathrooms and many fueling positions. Hehheh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085606)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: coral vengeful black woman laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49086680)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: charismatic box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49086843)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Magenta ratface theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49088778)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: spruce shivering abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49091984)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:12 AM
Author: 180 digit ratio

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49097145)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Cracking light quadroon

Yeah, this seems like a no-brainer if you have friends and family that can visit you on occasion. I can work remotely, so I wouldn't even need to quit my job. Although for $25M, I could just quit my job and look at porn and poast all day. And when your five years are up, you are financially set for life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085523)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: Soggy base gaping

I have to imagine bucees would extend a store line of credit against the $25M. I'd walk out of there 280 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085526)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Razzle ivory french chef state

But where am I supposed to get 25 million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085530)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: charismatic box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49086844)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: spruce shivering abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49091982)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: vigorous pea-brained business firm circlehead

Can I bang escorts in the Bucc-ees bathroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49086059)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Navy vibrant boltzmann main people

whores who bang you in gas station bathrooms are officially past the point of being referred to as "escorts"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49086590)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: autistic gay wizard mental disorder

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49086837)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Histrionic Ceo

Who died and made you the hooker terminology police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49086873)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Navy vibrant boltzmann main people

your mom after she sucked me off in the bathroom of a Sheetz in central PA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49086978)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: charismatic box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49086875)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Godawful menage legal warrant

Bucees bathrooms are so clean tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49088368)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: coral vengeful black woman laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49088468)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Magenta ratface theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49088780)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: iridescent bonkers theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49099016)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Balding gay associate

I don't see why not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49086883)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Floppy Reading Party

assuming $100 per session (which honestly seems generous for the buccee’s lot lizard set), you could afford to do this roughly 135 times a day, every day, over the course of your stint. it would wipe out all of your earnings, but you could probably make some of it back by writing a book about the experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49087057)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: glassy electric church fortuitous meteor

Do lot lizards work at Bucee's? It seems much more family oriented. I don't think they even allow tractor trailers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49088661)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Floppy Reading Party

regretfully, i don’t have a definitive answer based on personal experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49088668)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: spruce shivering abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49091985)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: razzmatazz school cafeteria lettuce

Above a Buc-ee's and below another Buc-ee's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49087091)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: spruce shivering abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49091986)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Rose racy toaster

Better hypo if you change it to TravelCenters of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49088665)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: glassy electric church fortuitous meteor

Park high end RV in the parking lot.

Set up exercise routine. Maybe get a second RV outfitted as a gym, set up running or walking course around the property.

Get deliveries of real groceries from nearest town.

Work from home and or make YouTube videos about the experience.

Invite family and friends to come visit.

Make $25 million.

The whole thing sounds like a no brainer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49088667)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Magenta ratface theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49088783)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: Navy vibrant boltzmann main people

would they just let you leave an RV parked there for 5 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49089456)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: Rose racy toaster

U could pay them $50k/year to park it there ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49090076)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Cracking light quadroon

So in your version of the hypo, they are completely cool with letting you sleep in their supply closet and eating half their brisket every day, but leaving an RV in their huge ass parking lot would be a deal breaker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49091826)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Razzle ivory french chef state

OP clearly states "you must live INSIDE a single Buc-ee's location". Don't FUCK WITH THE HYPO YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT PUMO. JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WE HAVE ONE RULE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49092424)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Cracking light quadroon

And in the very next sentence, OP said, "You can never leave the property line." The parking lot is clearly within the property line. At the very worst, the propriety of sleeping in an RV in the parking lot is ambiguous.

The more obvious issue is that I don't think that they have RV hookups at Buc-ee's. But you could use a generator to keep your lights on. Water could be trickier, because Buc-ee's might not want you to dump sewage in their parking lot. But if you never use the toilet in the RV, you would never need to dump the black water tank, and dumping the grey water tank in the parking lot is probably no big deal. Buc-ee's has clean restrooms, so you don't really need to use the RV in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49095124)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: angry excitant tanning salon place of business

This would be easy. I've effectively "lived" in these kinds of places for years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49088842)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: coral vengeful black woman laser beams

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49088952)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Zombie-like dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49092077)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: mewling azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49094733)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Bateful cruise ship

As long as I could get a nicer bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49092101)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: coral vengeful black woman laser beams

Cool firend! Whwat kind of Bed do you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49092299)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: vivacious halford

Can I also be the general manager? They make like $250k/year and it’d keep you busy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49094383)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Rose racy toaster

you would be like a walk on on the football team. just show up and manage the bucees well enough until they have no choice but to promote you to the full time roster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49094402)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: spruce shivering abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49094708)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Razzle ivory french chef state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49095506)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle bat-shit-crazy meetinghouse multi-billionaire

Just did a quick bit of research, I think I'm in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49094669)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: spruce shivering abode

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49094709)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Histrionic Ceo

DESCRIBE the research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49094729)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: coral vengeful black woman laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49094897)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: coral vengeful black woman laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49095049)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: coral vengeful black woman laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49095131)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: bossy home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49095607)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle bat-shit-crazy meetinghouse multi-billionaire

1. lookup locations as a whole

2. narrow down possible choices by proximity to family/friends

3. narrow down possible choices by proximity to strip clubs

4. look at census data and local high school sports results

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49095905)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: vivacious halford

You can’t leave to go to the strip club though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49095971)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle bat-shit-crazy meetinghouse multi-billionaire

so long as they aren't also taking part in a "live in a strip club for 5 years" challenge, there might be a workaround.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49095993)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: spruce shivering abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49098675)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: vivacious halford

Can you go up on the roof to sunbathe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49095008)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: spruce shivering abode

Cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49095126)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Orange locale

I have a medical condition that requires periodic visits to a medical facility. Can I get a reasonable accommodation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49095459)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Razzle ivory french chef state

What could you possibly need that isn't available in a Buc-ees?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49095715)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: spruce shivering abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49098514)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:59 AM
Author: vivacious halford

Fuck your bone spur, nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49097398)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: exciting immigrant

Your hypo suggests that I get the $25m on day #1 and that all of my meager expenses are covered. Invested in the S&P 500 you’d come out the backend with more like $50m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49096005)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Turquoise candlestick maker

Could get jacked af eating brisket and beef jerky for every meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49096008)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: exciting immigrant

“Hey man, for $25 million, would you be willing to give up all of the stress of your miserable job, never work another day in your life, and detox by basically spending 5 years camping, working out, and catching up on a several decades of reading?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49096015)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Turquoise candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49096048)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: spruce shivering abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49096277)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Magenta ratface theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49097446)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: iridescent bonkers theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49099032)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: iridescent bonkers theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49114022)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Harsh Magical Site Gunner

Looks better than prison food, so yes.

https://youtu.be/gN8sk-4ZRdQ?t=173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49097340)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac becky

But where do I get 25m

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49114065)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

https://youtu.be/jeLZlxqO70Q?si=fpWpL2vzLnZZf9Oq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49116415)