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There's an 184 year-old tortoise living on St. Helena

Not flame: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_(tortois...
wine wagecucks chapel
  05/05/16
As of December 2015 Jonathan was reported to be "alive ...
Indecent brethren
  05/05/16
"""""alive and well""&quo...
brindle dog poop
  05/05/16
Wow, just realized he was there only a few years after Napol...
wine wagecucks chapel
  05/05/16
ljl “age” is flame even 200 “year” old turtles are “alive an...
Orchid Electric Furnace Hospital
  05/05/16
...
wine wagecucks chapel
  05/05/16
(tortoise)
Lascivious Clear Lay Digit Ratio
  05/05/16
...
bearded school cafeteria
  11/21/19
How does one even prove that?
claret sanctuary nibblets
  11/21/19
He's still alive today
Goliath (tortoise)
  06/21/25
Due to his advanced age, Jonathan spends his days doing almo...
Dunedain cowboy
  06/21/25
This is my thread from nine years ago and Jonathan is still ...
evan39
  06/21/25
Pic of him (left) from 1886 https://upload.wikimedia.org/...
cannon
  06/21/25


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Date: May 5th, 2016 6:29 AM
Author: wine wagecucks chapel

Not flame:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_(tortoise)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2#30412235)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 6:51 AM
Author: Indecent brethren

As of December 2015 Jonathan was reported to be "alive and well". "He’s blind from cataracts, has lost his sense of smell, and so cannot detect food (his fellow giants mug me and can detect the tiniest morsel dropped on the ground), but he has retained excellent hearing.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2#30412267)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 7:02 AM
Author: brindle dog poop

"""""alive and well""""" eh? sounds like every adult male over 30.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2#30412272)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 6:52 AM
Author: wine wagecucks chapel

Wow, just realized he was there only a few years after Napoleon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2#30412269)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 7:10 AM
Author: Orchid Electric Furnace Hospital

ljl “age” is flame even 200 “year” old turtles are “alive and well” just ljl at this age $hit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2#30412282)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: wine wagecucks chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2#30414410)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Lascivious Clear Lay Digit Ratio

(tortoise)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2#30414414)



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Date: November 21st, 2019 11:43 PM
Author: bearded school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2#39154750)



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Date: November 21st, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: claret sanctuary nibblets

How does one even prove that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2#39154776)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Goliath (tortoise)

He's still alive today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2#49037980)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Dunedain cowboy (ðŸ¾ðŸ‘£)

Due to his advanced age, Jonathan spends his days doing almost everything with his mate Frederik, another male tortoise he was introduced to in 1991, including eating, sleeping and having sex, for money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2#49037991)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: evan39

This is my thread from nine years ago and Jonathan is still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2#49037997)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: cannon

Pic of him (left) from 1886

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f0/Jonathan_and_another_tortoise%2C_St_Helena.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2#49038003)