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CA dmv autist invents utterly insane language

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2012/12/24/utopian-for-be...
hilarious fragrant cuckoldry
  06/10/21
Yeah I was threading about this years ago. Ithkuil is fuckin...
bateful corner
  06/10/21
*puts Ithkuil under ‘Languages Spoken’ on resume...
fuchsia trip property fanboi
  06/10/21
180 article
heady disgusting sweet tailpipe
  06/10/21
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  06/10/21
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Translucent dysfunction
  06/10/21
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primrose dilemma mad cow disease
  06/10/21
Cool that there are still original people like that in the w...
misanthropic bearded shitlib indian lodge
  06/11/21
also refreshing that they have time to do stupid inane shit ...
Aromatic plum crackhouse queen of the night
  06/11/21
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Translucent dysfunction
  06/11/21
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filthy concupiscible shrine mad-dog skullcap
  06/11/21
Tbf he’s a boomer who waltzed into that Cush govt job ...
hilarious fragrant cuckoldry
  06/19/21
Thought this said CA Dem autist and it would be about shitli...
Ruby garrison
  06/11/21
Translation: "As our vehicle leaves the ground and plun...
Gold pit water buffalo
  06/11/21
Soooo cr
hilarious fragrant cuckoldry
  06/19/21


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Date: June 10th, 2021 6:36 PM
Author: hilarious fragrant cuckoldry

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2012/12/24/utopian-for-beginners

https://youtu.be/x_x_PQ85_0k

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ithkuil

Natural languages are adequate, but that doesn’t mean they’re optimal,” John Quijada, a fifty-three-year-old former employee of the California State Department of Motor Vehicles, told me. In 2004, he published a monograph on the Internet that was titled “Ithkuil: A Philosophical Design for a Hypothetical Language.” Written like a linguistics textbook, the fourteen-page Web site ran to almost a hundred and sixty thousand words. It documented the grammar, syntax, and lexicon of a language that Quijada had spent three decades inventing in his spare time. Ithkuil had never been spoken by anyone other than Quijada, and he assumed that it never would be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4854150&forum_id=2#42606854)



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Date: June 10th, 2021 6:41 PM
Author: bateful corner

Yeah I was threading about this years ago. Ithkuil is fucking nuts.

There's a subreddit about it where people do translations.

"The ignored sensation of a questionable form of happiness" is like p'hùthâájīdr and then people start arguing over the roots and combinations and shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4854150&forum_id=2#42606871)



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Date: June 10th, 2021 6:46 PM
Author: fuchsia trip property fanboi

*puts Ithkuil under ‘Languages Spoken’ on resume*

*HR ninja lady greets you in Ithkuil*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4854150&forum_id=2#42606890)



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Date: June 10th, 2021 8:52 PM
Author: heady disgusting sweet tailpipe

180 article

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Date: June 10th, 2021 9:00 PM
Author: fuchsia trip property fanboi

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4854150&forum_id=2#42607603)



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Date: June 10th, 2021 11:31 PM
Author: Translucent dysfunction



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Date: June 10th, 2021 11:37 PM
Author: primrose dilemma mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4854150&forum_id=2#42608319)



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Date: June 11th, 2021 12:15 AM
Author: misanthropic bearded shitlib indian lodge

Cool that there are still original people like that in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4854150&forum_id=2#42608496)



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Date: June 11th, 2021 12:17 AM
Author: Aromatic plum crackhouse queen of the night

also refreshing that they have time to do stupid inane shit like this instead of being sucked dry by bigtech/military-industrial complex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4854150&forum_id=2#42608499)



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Date: June 11th, 2021 12:38 AM
Author: Translucent dysfunction



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Date: June 11th, 2021 12:54 AM
Author: filthy concupiscible shrine mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4854150&forum_id=2#42608636)



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Date: June 19th, 2021 9:51 PM
Author: hilarious fragrant cuckoldry

Tbf he’s a boomer who waltzed into that Cush govt job in the early 80s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4854150&forum_id=2#42656244)



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Date: June 11th, 2021 12:45 AM
Author: Ruby garrison

Thought this said CA Dem autist and it would be about shitlib newspeak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4854150&forum_id=2#42608610)



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Date: June 11th, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Gold pit water buffalo

Translation: "As our vehicle leaves the ground and plunges over the edge of the cliff toward the valley floor, I ponder whether it is possible that one might allege I am guilty of an act of moral failure, having failed to maintain a proper course along the roadway."

Romanized: Pull̀ uíqišx ma’wałg eřyaufënienˉ päţwïç aŭë’yaļt xne’wïļta’şui tua kit öllá yaqazmuiv li’yïrzişka’ p’amḿ aìlo’wëčča šu’yehtaş

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4854150&forum_id=2#42608680)



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Date: June 19th, 2021 9:51 PM
Author: hilarious fragrant cuckoldry

Soooo cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4854150&forum_id=2#42656247)