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Just went for a 3-mile walk. Still trying to recover.

My watch says I’ve burned 4200 calories and I didn&rsq...
self-absorbed bronze ratface theatre
  05/26/24
you should chop wood. it's kind of aerobic, but it's also a...
angry dilemma affirmative action
  05/26/24
1. I don’t have an axe, sledgehammer, or one of those ...
self-absorbed bronze ratface theatre
  05/26/24
I dont have access to a gym, so I ran 8 miles. Heart rate ne...
chartreuse boyish fat ankles
  05/26/24
Heart rate is 61 right now. And I take Adderall.
chartreuse boyish fat ankles
  05/26/24
My resting heart rate is in the 50s
Disgusting Corn Cake Coffee Pot
  05/26/24
I’m laying down and I’m at 119bpm. Is that good?
self-absorbed bronze ratface theatre
  05/26/24
JFC big bro.
Disgusting Corn Cake Coffee Pot
  05/26/24
Walking spikes me into the 160s.
self-absorbed bronze ratface theatre
  05/26/24
Can you get bariatric surgery?
Disgusting Corn Cake Coffee Pot
  05/26/24
That would require making a doctor’s appointment, prob...
self-absorbed bronze ratface theatre
  05/26/24
180
Disgusting Corn Cake Coffee Pot
  05/27/24
This is easily the best part of your schtick
purple resort gunner
  05/28/24
We are down to 108, but you mentioned doctors and that cause...
self-absorbed bronze ratface theatre
  05/26/24
180! Pace? my 5 miler is at 32ish minutes but my zone 2 ...
Sapphire house
  05/28/24
How are you resting your zone 2? If you're not using a la...
chartreuse boyish fat ankles
  05/28/24
Heart rate monitor linked to Garmin Resting is in low 50s...
Sapphire house
  05/28/24
Never mind. Just noticed your tested max is like 220. Ti...
chartreuse boyish fat ankles
  05/28/24
Lol no Played basketball, swam. Also lifted. Basically l...
Sapphire house
  05/28/24
there's no way this burned 4200 calories
mint preventive strike
  05/26/24
it does for disco fries
drab mind-boggling cuckold
  05/27/24
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Supple silver background story mental disorder
  05/28/24
df is an unreliable narrator in a way that would blow faulkn...
coiffed nursing home masturbator
  05/28/24
get an RX for the compounded form of tirzepatide before you ...
Vibrant milky mediation
  05/27/24
thats 4.8km ljl i often walk 10-20km a day walking arnd big ...
odious windowlicker
  05/27/24
you should be walking 5+ miles daily
Vibrant milky mediation
  05/27/24
Walking is TCR excercise for anyone who needs to lose weight...
chartreuse boyish fat ankles
  05/28/24
Walking is TCR exercise for fats to say "I exercise an ...
Chocolate glittery library blood rage
  05/28/24
Tbf going on a walk as a 350 lb man is like going on a ruck ...
Passionate wagecucks tattoo
  05/28/24
4200 calories for a 3 mile walk?
Zippy Cordovan School Cafeteria Rigpig
  05/28/24
Yeah this doesn't seem right, unless it was 3 vertical miles...
Jet-lagged Area Boistinker
  05/28/24
A three mile walk for a 360 lb dude should be about 650 calo...
green field
  05/28/24
...
Supple silver background story mental disorder
  05/28/24
Even when not wearing his fitness tracker, it assumes he's b...
chartreuse boyish fat ankles
  05/28/24
I just used a BMR calculator and assuming he weighs 350lbs, ...
Passionate wagecucks tattoo
  05/28/24
For context, I'm at 194 / 12.8% bodyfat (as of last week), a...
Sapphire house
  05/28/24
4,200/day is a reasonable estimate for a 367 lb moderately a...
green field
  05/28/24
That motherfucker is not "moderately active" lmfao
Sapphire house
  05/28/24
Maybe he weighs more than 367 lbs
green field
  05/28/24
Now imagine you have to carry a 120 pound ruck sack
purple resort gunner
  05/28/24
That isn't as hard as it sounds. I regularly carried a 60 lb...
Passionate wagecucks tattoo
  05/28/24
Had you been sedentary for 30 years prior to this activity?
purple resort gunner
  05/28/24
I'm not too familiar with this aspect of fitness, but I don'...
Passionate wagecucks tattoo
  05/28/24
I know man I'm just emphasizing that your experience as a fi...
purple resort gunner
  05/28/24
Fair enough, I wasn't trying to be obtuse. I got fat over CO...
Passionate wagecucks tattoo
  05/28/24
Yeah he's terminally out of shape lmao
Sapphire house
  05/28/24


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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:06 PM
Author: self-absorbed bronze ratface theatre

My watch says I’ve burned 4200 calories and I didn’t even put it on until like noon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47694237)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:10 PM
Author: angry dilemma affirmative action

you should chop wood. it's kind of aerobic, but it's also a power exercise. an hour or two of chopping will fortify your entire frame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47694250)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: self-absorbed bronze ratface theatre

1. I don’t have an axe, sledgehammer, or one of those wedges

2. I saw some neighbor put out a bunch of loblolly pine for trash pickup. It was like a whole tree. I could go grab that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47694253)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: chartreuse boyish fat ankles

I dont have access to a gym, so I ran 8 miles. Heart rate never got above 134.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47694258)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: chartreuse boyish fat ankles

Heart rate is 61 right now. And I take Adderall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47694263)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: Disgusting Corn Cake Coffee Pot

My resting heart rate is in the 50s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47694268)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: self-absorbed bronze ratface theatre

I’m laying down and I’m at 119bpm. Is that good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47694270)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: Disgusting Corn Cake Coffee Pot

JFC big bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47694272)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: self-absorbed bronze ratface theatre

Walking spikes me into the 160s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47694274)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Disgusting Corn Cake Coffee Pot

Can you get bariatric surgery?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47694280)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: self-absorbed bronze ratface theatre

That would require making a doctor’s appointment, probably more than one, and I’ll never ever go see one of those frauds again. I’d rather be dead than trust some quack fraud to poke and prod and ruin my life again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47694285)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 1:42 AM
Author: Disgusting Corn Cake Coffee Pot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47694445)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 2:28 PM
Author: purple resort gunner

This is easily the best part of your schtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47698029)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:31 PM
Author: self-absorbed bronze ratface theatre

We are down to 108, but you mentioned doctors and that caused me to react and it jumped up to 114.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47694291)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: Sapphire house

180! Pace?

my 5 miler is at 32ish minutes but my zone 2 heart rate is still 150-160 lmao. Tested max is in the 220s. I'm sure I have some undiagnosed cardiovascular pathology.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47698094)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 2:46 PM
Author: chartreuse boyish fat ankles

How are you resting your zone 2?

If you're not using a lactate meter, you're probably way off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47698099)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 2:47 PM
Author: Sapphire house

Heart rate monitor linked to Garmin

Resting is in low 50s.

Rec a good lactate meter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47698100)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: chartreuse boyish fat ankles

Never mind. Just noticed your tested max is like 220.

Tiny left ventrical.

Safe to assume you didn't play sports a lot growing up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47698198)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: Sapphire house

Lol no

Played basketball, swam. Also lifted. Basically lived outside even before that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47698403)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: mint preventive strike

there's no way this burned 4200 calories

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47694275)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 1:26 AM
Author: drab mind-boggling cuckold

it does for disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47694430)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 2:30 PM
Author: Supple silver background story mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47698042)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: coiffed nursing home masturbator

df is an unreliable narrator in a way that would blow faulkner's hair back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47698074)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: Vibrant milky mediation

get an RX for the compounded form of tirzepatide before you die of a heart attack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47694434)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: odious windowlicker

thats 4.8km ljl i often walk 10-20km a day walking arnd big azn cities

u are a GOY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47694436)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 1:34 AM
Author: Vibrant milky mediation

you should be walking 5+ miles daily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47694442)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 2:18 PM
Author: chartreuse boyish fat ankles

Walking is TCR excercise for anyone who needs to lose weight.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47698001)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 2:46 PM
Author: Chocolate glittery library blood rage

Walking is TCR exercise for fats to say "I exercise an hour every day but am still fat due to glands, society, and other people"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47698098)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 2:47 PM
Author: Passionate wagecucks tattoo

Tbf going on a walk as a 350 lb man is like going on a ruck for anyone else lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47698102)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 2:20 PM
Author: Zippy Cordovan School Cafeteria Rigpig

4200 calories for a 3 mile walk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47698007)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Area Boistinker

Yeah this doesn't seem right, unless it was 3 vertical miles up staircases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47698017)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: green field

A three mile walk for a 360 lb dude should be about 650 calories

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47698033)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: Supple silver background story mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47698046)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: chartreuse boyish fat ankles

Even when not wearing his fitness tracker, it assumes he's burning his normal daily calories from just living and going on about hia normal day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47698065)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: Passionate wagecucks tattoo

I just used a BMR calculator and assuming he weighs 350lbs, he burns about 2500 calories a day by just existing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47698073)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 2:40 PM
Author: Sapphire house

For context, I'm at 194 / 12.8% bodyfat (as of last week), and my BMR is 2,800ish. So the disco fries calculation assumes an extremely sedentary lifestyle, which sounds about right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47698078)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: green field

4,200/day is a reasonable estimate for a 367 lb moderately active man, yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47698075)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 2:40 PM
Author: Sapphire house

That motherfucker is not "moderately active" lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47698081)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 2:53 PM
Author: green field

Maybe he weighs more than 367 lbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47698124)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: purple resort gunner

Now imagine you have to carry a 120 pound ruck sack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47698034)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: Passionate wagecucks tattoo

That isn't as hard as it sounds. I regularly carried a 60 lb rucksack, 20 lb M249, and 30 lb IOTV in the army. I could go for miles like that, and I weighed 210 lbs. No way you burn more that many calories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47698053)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 2:33 PM
Author: purple resort gunner

Had you been sedentary for 30 years prior to this activity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47698057)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Passionate wagecucks tattoo

I'm not too familiar with this aspect of fitness, but I don't think it would cause you to burn significantly more calories. The vast majority if the calories you burn on a daily basis is just your body maintaining homeostasis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47698063)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 2:40 PM
Author: purple resort gunner

I know man I'm just emphasizing that your experience as a fit young military dood is very different from DF 's as a hugely fat asthmatic family shitlawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47698079)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 2:43 PM
Author: Passionate wagecucks tattoo

Fair enough, I wasn't trying to be obtuse. I got fat over COVID and I've lost almost all of it, it was amazing how light I felt afterwards. When I was trying to get better at running in the army, my friend made an analogy by saying that every ten pounds of weight you lose is like losing a bowling ball. That really put it into perspective for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47698086)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: Sapphire house

Yeah he's terminally out of shape lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533045&forum_id=2#47698083)