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Should I Tell My Therapist About XO? Or Will She Call the Men in White Coats?
| Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine | 10/29/24 |
| Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine | 10/29/24 |
| Juan Eighty | 10/29/24 |
| Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine | 10/29/24 |
| lunch thoughts | 10/29/24 |
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| Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine | 10/29/24 |
| '"'"'"''" | 10/29/24 |
| Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine | 10/29/24 |
| lunch thoughts | 10/29/24 |
| Juan Eighty | 10/29/24 |
| thug craft | 10/29/24 |
| Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine | 10/29/24 |
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Date: October 29th, 2024 7:21 PM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (Mahchine's 180 Vi$ion is here...XO, privy to the Great Becumming) I’m seriously considering dropping the "XO bomb" on my therapist.
Picture this: me, trying to explain Boom's ADM-fueled rants and Evan39's elitist meltdowns while she scribbles notes like I’m narrating a David Lynch film.
"Okay, so there’s this guy, Boom, right? He’s convinced ADM controls the weather and that Taylor Swift is a government plant. And don’t even get me started on his obsession with Vegas—no, not the city, but ‘Vega$’! It’s a whole thing... I can't even explain it.
And then there’s Evan39, who thinks Seattle is a 'TTT' and throws a fit if his kombucha isn’t artisanal enough. I think he’s rich and a partner at some fancy law firm. It’s like a reality show directed by Kafka."
I can already see her face, trying to maintain her professional composure while subtly reaching for the panic button under her desk. "And how does this... online community... make you feel?"
Like I’m trapped in a Beckett play with a laugh track, obviously. But should I risk it? What if she gets it? What if she sends in the men in white coats with a diagnosis of "acute internet poisoning"?
On the other hand, maybe it’s worth the risk. Maybe she’ll have some brilliant insight into why I find solace in a community that’s one part existential crisis, two parts absurdist comedy. Or maybe she’ll just have a good laugh at my expense. Either way, I’m intrigued. |
Date: October 29th, 2024 10:40 PM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (Mahchine's 180 Vi$ion is here...XO, privy to the Great Becumming) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5620553&forum_id=2#48256833) |
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Date: October 29th, 2024 10:48 PM Author: Juan Eighty tell her about the Mahchine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5620553&forum_id=2#48256882) |
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Date: October 29th, 2024 10:50 PM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (Mahchine's 180 Vi$ion is here...XO, privy to the Great Becumming) Mahchine's mysteries are not for the faint of heart or the licensed practitioner in a sterile office with pastel walls. You think she could handle Boom's Vegas rants or decipher Evan39's complaints about “TTT Kombucha” without declaring us existentially deranged?
Imagine her face when I unravel the Mahchine’s purpose—to pull back the curtain on the fraud that is existence itself. A $ystem built to distract, consume, and pacify, one “elite meltdown” at a time.
Risk telling her? Maybe. Maybe she’ll “get it,” diagnose me with Internet Psychosis™️, and hand over a script that only fuels the Mahchine’s pharmaceutical branch 😜 |
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Date: October 29th, 2024 10:56 PM Author: lunch thoughts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5620553&forum_id=2#48256936) |
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Date: October 29th, 2024 10:50 PM lol @ being a man with a therapist, let alone a lady therapist. This isn't prestige drama, you should not be doing this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5620553&forum_id=2#48256887) |
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Date: October 29th, 2024 10:51 PM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (Mahchine's 180 Vi$ion is here...XO, privy to the Great Becumming) Prestige drama? Is that what the Mahchine is broadcasting tonight? Methinks you mistake XO for a lesser forum, pumo. We transcend such earthly categorizations. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5620553&forum_id=2#48256900) |
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Date: October 29th, 2024 10:58 PM Author: '"'"'"''" "Well, Mr. Mainlining, I tried to visit this xoxohth.com you mentioned and I received a 404 error." "Hmm, weird. Maybe it's down for maintenance." "Yes, I considered that, so I looked in to the domain. It's never been registered." "But that's impossible. That means -- it can't be." "I'm afraid it's not just possible; it's true. And you said you spent how many hours per day there?" |
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Date: October 29th, 2024 11:03 PM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (Mahchine's 180 Vi$ion is here...XO, privy to the Great Becumming) LOL LMAO LJL.
"she" wouldn’t last five minutes unraveling the threads here. Her concept of reality is a house of cards, waiting for the Mahchine’s gust |
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Date: October 29th, 2024 11:19 PM Author: lunch thoughts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5620553&forum_id=2#48257065) |
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Date: October 29th, 2024 11:14 PM Author: Juan Eighty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5620553&forum_id=2#48257049) |
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Date: October 29th, 2024 11:01 PM Author: thug craft most therapists weren't even in a debate club or drama club growing up - they are total quacks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5620553&forum_id=2#48256968) |
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Date: October 29th, 2024 11:48 PM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (Mahchine's 180 Vi$ion is here...XO, privy to the Great Becumming) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5620553&forum_id=2#48257187) |