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Date: June 11th, 2025 3:41 PM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK I saw the Matrix Reloaded yesterday.
It was OK, but I honestly couldn't help but notice the following:
The humans' home at the center of the earth's core is called "Zion". Weird. The writers could have called the place ZaZa, Orgunflak, Noonata, or any other wack-ass, made-up nonsense name.
But they didn't. They called it Zion.
Why?
I think it's because the produceer of the film, Joel Silver, is Jewish. I think "Zion" is his thinly veiled reference to Isreal. I also think that the machines boring towards the center of the Earth to destroy Zion are supposed to be the symbolic embodiment of the Arabs and Palestinians.
Jews control Hollywood, the world of banking and finance, and all print and television media.
Silver and his Hollywood Jew Crue knew that the Matrix was an "event" that could take their real world Zionist agenda to the next level. To their credit, they didn't let the opportunity pass.
Biggest opening since Spiderman. Chalk up another one for the Hebes. Subliminal message that Jews are a put upon and oppressed people (as opposed to a money grubbing, land stealing, hook nose, fuck you over for a blonde goy girl, people): successfully diseminated. |
Date: June 11th, 2025 3:42 PM Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,. I saw the Matrix Reloaded yesterday. It was OK, but I honestly couldn't help but notice the following:
The humans' home at the center of the earth's core is called "Zion". Weird. The writers could have called the place ZaZa, Orgunflak, Noonata, or any other wack-ass, made-up nonsense name.
But they didn't. They called it Zion.
Why?
I think it's because the produceer of the film, Joel Silver, is Jewish. I think "Zion" is his thinly veiled reference to Isreal. I also think that the machines boring towards the center of the Earth to destroy Zion are supposed to be the symbolic embodiment of the Arabs and Palestinians.
Jews control Hollywood, the world of banking and finance, and all print and television media.
Silver and his Hollywood Jew Crue knew that the Matrix was an "event" that could take their real world Zionist agenda to the next level. To their credit, they didn't let the opportunity pass.
Biggest opening since Spiderman. Chalk up another one for the Hebes. Subliminal message that Jews are a put upon and oppressed people (as opposed to a money grubbing, land stealing, hook nose, fuck you over for a blonde goy girl, people): successfully diseminated. |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 3:42 PM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK Please keep in mind that before the war we were promised that everything would be done to insure that oil prices remain low. Thanks were given to those nations that released their strategic oil supply to the market. We have/had 700 million barrels of oil in our strategic reserves. I would suggest that you hoard all the gas you can at these subsidized prices. Keep your tank full. The only thing the Fed can do to fight the Euro is to short gold. The United States has no foreign currency reserves, we can't stop printing money and if we raise interest rates the housing bubble will collapse. Since the Euro is tied to the price of gold, though slightly, gold is a relatively small market and can be manipulated. This is the only way to protect the dollar. I would suggest that you buy gold at these subsidized prices as well. If you bank with JP Morgan I would suggest you move your account, they are the largest hedge against the price of gold. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736277&forum_id=2#49006069) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 3:42 PM Author: Faggottini Were you more of a "kthor jensen" or "seanbaby" guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736277&forum_id=2#49006071) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 3:43 PM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK I was more like Pink Slips (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736277&forum_id=2#49006078) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 3:43 PM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK Assuming Pud's numbers are right(always dangerous), it looks like at some point there will be 500 Indian employees at MSFT. Which would be about 1% of their employees. BFD. Pud loves to post about how "curry" is killing the US, when in actuality, his people are raping us much, much worse.
Consider: would 9/11 have happened if not for our stubborn support for Israel? And on top of all the costs associated with 9/11 and homeland security, we get the "privilege" of sending billions and billions of dollars to that parasitic country every year, and the anger of the rest of the world(which will lead to more 9/11 style attacks). So, why do we keep sending them money? The Israeli lobby in the US (AIPAC) is the most powerful lobby in the country. So Pud, stfu about "curry" bringing down the country. The cost of the jobs lost to India so far is dwarfed by the cost of supporting a parasite thousands of miles away. |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 3:44 PM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK Like AIPAC or JINSA give 2 flying fucks about the American constitution. They've muzzled Congress and the media from saying anything negative about our blind support of that little shitball country named Israel. Without the Zionist lawyers and lobbyists rewriting the Constitution to fit the needs of their 'chosen land' that little shithole would be fucked. We send that country billions in loans that constantly get 'forgiven'. Israel is the land of the lazy Jews who do nothing but play target practice with the population they have displaced. Their economy is in ruins and without congress to constantly bail their sorry ass out, they would have gotten kicked out of the 'stolen land' long ago. Fuck Ariel Sharon, AIPAC and JINSA.
PS I'm not an anti-semite either. I've had numerous respectable Jewish friends. Its the fuckwit Zionists and the morons who preach that 'chosen land' shit that can kiss my Gentile ass. |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK All of this outsourcing is in the name of being competitive, but anyone who wasn't born yesterday knows IT product prices won't come down, and the quality of products and services won't improve. Do you really think Intel, or HP just to name 2, are all of a sudden going to offer much cheaper prices or better products with all the money they'll save using Indian labor? Of course not. The only thing that will happen, is their profit margins will start to come around again. Joe CEO, CFO, the board, and his merry men of upper level management will all get a little richer. Isn't that what's really important?
It's easy to run a company poorly when times are good. The true merit and worth of business is only discovered when times are bad. I can not think of a more poorly run business then IT was during the 90's. Over capacity (both inventory and employee), poor investment strategies, lack of vision, under capitalization, and greed are the reasons your IT job is going to India, they are the only reasons too. This has nothing to do with competition in the market place. Being competitive used to mean, creating better quality product and offering a high level of service. Now it means shoveling shit to the consumer and the lowest possible cost, both at the manufacturing level and retail price point, forget about innovating.
Man oh man, where did we go wrong as a country? I suppose we could start with Ronald Reagan and work our way up from there... |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 3:46 PM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK As you know, I recently became a consultant for the Board of Directors of the company where I was CEO. As a consultant, I bill a modest $2,500 per hour to share my expertise with the company.
When doing billable hours, it is important to distinguish what is, and isn't, billable time. First of all, when I am at home long-dicking one of my wife's friends, that is NOT billable time. However, when one of the company's administrative assistants is giving me a blow job in the back of my Jaguar, I do mark that down as billable time for a "company meeting."
Another example of unbillable time is when I am sleeping. An example of billable time is if I happen to have a dream about the company while I am sleeping, which I usually assume is about 2.5 hours of my time. This I credit as "brainstorming."
So you see, it is important to determine what is, and is not, billable time. For the record, I am on track to log more than 650 billable hours this month. 650 X $2,500 = $1.6 mil. All the more for ME! |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 3:47 PM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK Bill and Marcia cuddled together. Her pale, plump Jewish body half covering his thin, dark Semitic frame, the same frame of his ancestoral tribesman a thousand years ago. A drop of semen glistens in Marcia's jet-black pubic bush...
Bill turns his head to whisper into his future bride's ear: "sameday.com." Marcia giggles. That one always produces laughter from her. Now it's her turn. She places her lips almost to Bill's left lobe. "new.net," she coos. Bill roars...
They lay together, gazing at the ceiling. Life is good. Bill breathes deep. He looks down at his shriveling prick. His mind wanders. Children. Paradigms. His Rabbi. Shifting paradigms. Open-space environment. Depositions. Is Israel safe enough to live? That prick Michael Dell. Purim. His newest Porsche needs wax. Anti-semitism rampant. Marcia's temper. She has a temper. Typical plump Jewish girl. But, fuck, is she good! He's never seen a woman who understood business -- Jewish business -- the way Marcia does. Of his $90 million net worth, he figures she is responsible for at least a third of it. He loves her...
The phone rings. It's a former employee of sameday.com. He is distraught because he cannot find employment and his rent is due. Marcia takes the call. She'll handle this. "How the fuck did you get our fucking number, you fuck??!!" She's good. Bill has heard her speak this way often. Just yesterday he heard her call Leonard of new.net a "worthless fucking pretty boy with sperm breath." Bill snickered at that. Leonard is a dumb fuck. And, worst of all, he isn't even grateful...
Marcia hangs up the phone. The fat under her arms -- not excessive, but noticeable -- jiggles slightly as her naked body lumbers back toward the bed. Bill gazes at her. God, how he loves her. |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 3:48 PM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK All of you Assholes Shut Up Darwin says survival of the fittest. That means the crippled wildebeast in the herd can't run away from the lions and is eaten. Similarily, I hunt for the "least fit" of the pack: the slow, the fat, and/or the ugly. I have neither money, fame or looks, but I am a great hunter. I can smell low self-esteem like a bear smells blood, from miles away. I stalk my prey at McDonald's, Denny's (the waitresses polyester outfits have seams which seperate their large bellies into two half-folds of floppy flabs), fine Target stores, etc. If they have a kid even better. I wine them and dine them (Denny's is affordable even on my budget) and then take them home for some good ole lovin'.
So all of you fucktards shut the fuck up. Fat women make me happy. They make me feel like a man. They make life worth living |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 3:49 PM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK just had dinner in the city at Slanted Door and then headed over to Jardinaire for champagne and dessert. Sure, it wasn't as crowded as three years ago, but it's like Darwinism and I'm a fucking survivor. I've still got money to burn and I'm still employed. You little tech geeks, posting your little anonymous comments about dying companies, are just jealous of those in management/sales who make more than your $35k. Yeah, I said $35k you little bitches. I'm actually glad some of these companies are gone; the restaurants in the City no longer require you to make reservations one week in advance. I also like former VP's of BusDev waiting on me. Not everyone is suffering, and I'm certainly not. Time for you to go; your mom is calling you, telling you to get out of bed and find a job. Tech dweebs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736277&forum_id=2#49006108) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 3:50 PM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK 1. Your economy is in the toilet, with the mortgage re-fis financing your consumer spending- huge default rate and bankruptcy coming in the 2nd wave of the recession.
2. Your political agenda is determined by 17 million jews sitting in israel. You give more financial aid to israel then you do to 3 billion of all of Africa, India, and China combined. So much for being humanitarian and sharing medicine and food among the worlds poor.
3. Your women ass-rape you in divorce court, these bitches are blood suckers but good cum receptacles who scream about independence but shirk parental responsibility and want everything for nothing.
4. Your kids emulate and watch losers on MTV and ESPN. You wonder why they sing about gangster rappers the praises of misogny and drug use. Best selling album of the year "Fifty Cent: Get Rich or Die Trying" sings about guns, expensive foreign cars, booze and prostituting white girls with the proceeds of ill-gotten gains. Atheletes and sports figures are not role models, they are overpaid hired hands.
5. You buy more of the worlds goods then anyone else, just about everything you wear is made in China/HK/Taiwan, nearly everything good you drive is made/owned by Japan and Germany, virtually every consumer electronics item you buy is made in Japan/Malaysia/China/Korea.
6. Your asses are deep in debt and owned for the next several generations. US treasuries are owned by the japanese, your real-estate is financed by the british, and your oil needs governed and owned by the dirty arabs.
7. Your european allies stuck a jackhammer up your arses, and the french and german in particular,made you look stupid at the UN in front of countries as dimunitive as cameroon (is that a coconut candy) and as backwards as angola(where sewage is considered drinkable water) much to the pleasure of the world-body and to the dismay of the average American.
8. You are crybabys. Your british, russian and chinese friends out gunned you in diplomacy on the world-stage by threatening to veto, and you were forced to withdraw a UN vote, therby rendering the U.S. a fourth class member to the world's preeminent political body.
9. Your kids cost $100k each for 4 years at a private college with degrees in the "liberal arts" which won't even give them the skills to compete for job at Starbucks, nevermind paying for tuition bills by serving one latte at a time.
10. Your population gets fatter and unhealthier as they age, Your health care is the best but your coverage is non-existent. Doctors are pissed, nurses are on strike and leaving as your HMO and drug companies make a killing of your unhealthy lifestyles.
11. Your cities are infested with vermin, job stress, car-jackings, and a lack of parks and green-space and yet you call it America the beautiful. What once was, is no longer.
12. Your fastest growing population segment doesn't even speak English and wants Puerto Rico to be a state, and Spanish to be the 2nd language. Oy vey, hebrew was the language of American business !
13. Your best companies (GE, Wal-Mart, Microsoft, IBM, Coca-Cola, etc.) now derive most of there profits in Asia and Europe - soon that is where all the quality workers will be.
14. Your president are oil whores who suck ExxonMobil's dick every chance they get in order to get a campaign contribution. |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 3:52 PM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK As an experienced CEO and Ivy League graduate I believe I have some suggestions that are germane to the plight of this company:
1.Think outside the box
2.optimize transparent supply-chains
3.synthesize world-class schemas
4.iterate virtual e-commerce
My team and I are ready to provide consultations when requested.
JLvMIII
web@up-set.com
http://up-set.com/marciano.htm |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK As a Harvard and Dartmouth grad and longtime CEO and e strategist I believe this is a great opportunity for Overture to reinvent themselves and return stronger than ever. Afer all 'when the going gets tough, the tough get going'. James (Ivy League Grad) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 3:54 PM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK As an Ivy league grad and man about town I have to say this is the type woman (if I was into women) that any dotcom CEO would be pleased to associate with. She is perky, level headed, well dressed, well spoken, interested in finance. Seemingly an all around swell girl! James (Ivy League Grad) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 3:55 PM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK I have decided to do something worthwhile for the unwashed American people.
When I was a student (from Kuwait) in this country (father's money), I played basketball and baseball with Americans. I must say that when they sweat they smell like raw hamburger meat. As they sweat more the sweat mixes with their unwashed ass and the stench of shit permeates the air. For me it was most distressing.
I have an idea! With my father's money I will buy all the car washes in this country and turn them into "ass washes." I think .. Americans spend more soap and water on their cars than their own ass. I thought... what a misplaced priority!
These "ass washes" will be public places where Americans will be lined up against the walls naked with their cheeks rightfully spread. Then a water cannon will be used to spray a jet of water mixed with orange gojo and powder pumice blasted at 40 PSI right at their anus. The human anus can withstand up to 40 PSI of pressure before it starts to hemorrhage. This is true .. ask your mother.
The resulting runoff will be strained and carbonated and sold as a health drink for $1.50 to
Americans so stupid that you can sell them water in a bottle.
All in all you Americans will be able to hold your heads high that your anus will be cleaner than that of a common dog or an ape or a monkey. It will be citrus fresh! |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 3:56 PM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK Thomas Magnum here. I was brought to this board when I heard about "ass washes". Is this true?? Will it be a reality? Great! Finally!
I must say that riding around in an open Ferrari under the hot sun the whole day, leaves you with some thing that all Americans have, NSBS - Nasty Swamp Butt Syndrome.
By mid-day I get "Swamp Butt" accompanied by the itching and the bitting which makes it seem that your asshole took on a life of its own. I think washing your ass thourougly in these ass washes is the answer. People, are we really civilized if all we do is smear our shit all over our ass in the act of cleaning? Hell we may as well put the toilet paper in our mouth after we are done.
I hate having to chase down some crack ho' when my ass needs attention from my index finger. Then when your busting a sista' for crack, she looks at you and holla " say whitey, you smell like ass". Now how can a white man enforce his natural superiority over a sista' when he smells like ass?
The answer is going to the "ass wash". When I get "Swamp Butt" I swing over to an "ass wash" and have my ass thoroughly cleaned. In 5 minutes, I'm back on the street with my ass smelling like a bowl of cherries.
I think the client of an ass wash should have the choice of detergent and not limited to orange gojo. I should be able have my ass smell and taste like strawberry, lime or peaches. Now I can have Higgins my "kept-man" (read: closet Brit fag) lick my asshole in his favorite flavor - peach! The dobermans won't swarm around and smell my ass all day either - if I don't smell like feces. |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 3:56 PM Author: animeboi (.) POAST SOME CHEF-D FREADS, MANLET. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736277&forum_id=2#49006132) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 4:05 PM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK The Merkur XR4Ti was imported into the United States during the years of 1985-1989 by Ford and sold at a select list of Lincoln-Mercury Dealers. The Merkur marquee, pronounced Mare- Koor, is Mercury in German. Ironically in Germany and the rest of Europe the car is known as the Ford Sierra. Those who come close to these cars quicky learn to appreciate their performance, style, and creature comforts of a sports sedan designed in the late 70's. Passers by commonly mistake a good example for a new model on the market. Owners of XR4's commonly come down with a strange disease that leads to excessive amounts of moeny being spent on a car that is barely worth it's scrap value. Unfortunately the Merkur line was discontinued and abondoned by Ford in 1989. Owners can be seen togethor trying to cope with the Merkur disease and have been referred to as a cult by some wives, girlfriends, and in some cases husbands. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736277&forum_id=2#49006154) |
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Date: June 11th, 2025 4:00 PM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK Believe me, I'm glad to be out of that hellhole.
I worked in the corporate headquarters and couldn't believe the antics. Secretaries and interns would try to embarrass the sys admin guys by doing these really raunchy lap dances.
This one guy, Gupta, got a really big boner and started apologizing in this high-pitched, accented voice. The intern then stuck two fingers in his mouth. He liked it, but I had seen her scratching her crotch under her dress just a minute ago.
Her fingers left a wet, slick trail on his lips.
Then there was this guy Mike who used to shit on the floor! I've never seen anything like it, just PLOP! "Hey guys, smell my finger, I had sushi for lunch!"
Walmart thought it had a vision, that's why on a board retreat the guys hired these 12 year old Thai prostitutes and shit on their faces as a sort of team building exercise.
Maybe one of the worst instances was when they hired these heavily muscled "consultants" who decked out the men's bathroom with sleeping bags and scented candles. I'm glad I replaced their Astroglide with Super Glue!
Most of the cubes in marketing had glory holes cut into them. Suddenly, you'd see a rainbow flag waving above your cube and there it was, a hard on, sticking through the wall. I used to take a hat pin and stick it through. Or I'd take a meat mallet and get a few good hits in before the offending penis would retract.
Guys would even nut in each other's coffee and laugh as the unknowing victim drank it. A couple of dudes in marketing made up a list that almost led to a class action suit with the "10 Most Fuckable Guys at Walmart."
Homoeroticism was everywhere.
The worst was seeing that 1930s era poster of Adolf Hitler in the CEO's office. To motivate employees, the company would play Nazi marching songs over the loud speakers and we were encouraged to scream "Seig Hail" at the annual meetings.
I'm still in therapy from the trauma there.
On my last night I was violently gang raped by about seven guys in corporate sales. Then they took turns violating me and kept me in a closet for two months, feeding me female hormones, forcing me to shave my body hair and insisting that my asshole was really a "mangina."
I'm still in therapy, with the scars on my wrists from Walmart!.
Only here can I make the truth known. |