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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Arousing citrine factory reset button
  06/30/25
wow lol
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  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
exhilarant selfie idea he suggested
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Arousing citrine factory reset button
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Fuchsia Theatre Antidepressant Drug
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Arousing citrine factory reset button
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
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  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
stimulating trailer park mad cow disease
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
exhilarant selfie idea he suggested
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Crawly contagious church
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Arousing citrine factory reset button
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
stimulating trailer park mad cow disease
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Diverse Nursing Home Immigrant
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
exhilarant selfie idea he suggested
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Arousing citrine factory reset button
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
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  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
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  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
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Arousing citrine factory reset button
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
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  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
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  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
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  06/30/25
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Crawly contagious church
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Diverse Nursing Home Immigrant
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
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Charismatic vermilion stage
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
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  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
ivory hell
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
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  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Vivacious geriatric chapel
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
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  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
vigorous carnelian sneaky criminal
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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Arousing citrine factory reset button

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: exhilarant selfie idea he suggested

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: swashbuckling box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: exhilarant selfie idea he suggested

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Arousing citrine factory reset button

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Fuchsia Theatre Antidepressant Drug

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Arousing citrine factory reset button

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: avocado glittery public bath shitlib

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: stimulating trailer park mad cow disease

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: exhilarant selfie idea he suggested

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Crawly contagious church

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Arousing citrine factory reset button

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: stimulating trailer park mad cow disease

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Diverse Nursing Home Immigrant

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: exhilarant selfie idea he suggested

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Arousing citrine factory reset button

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Hairraiser maize potus keepsake machete

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Fighting menage

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: red regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Trip bisexual black woman cruise ship

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Arousing citrine factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Turquoise sticky indian lodge puppy

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Charismatic vermilion stage

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Vengeful outnumbered mexican gay wizard

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Crawly contagious church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Diverse Nursing Home Immigrant

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: insecure cyan party of the first part

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Charismatic vermilion stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Brass turdskin dragon

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: ivory hell

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: mentally impaired chartreuse business firm coldplay fan

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Vivacious geriatric chapel

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: peach genital piercing corner

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: vigorous carnelian sneaky criminal

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065360)