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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
lascivious deer antler brunch
  06/30/25
wow lol
topaz stage trust fund
  06/30/25
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Deranged Plum Shrine Ladyboy
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
topaz stage trust fund
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
lascivious deer antler brunch
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
cyan boyish ratface parlor
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
lascivious deer antler brunch
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Aphrodisiac Magenta Home Stain
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Peach market
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
topaz stage trust fund
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
obsidian laser beams
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
lascivious deer antler brunch
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Peach market
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Galvanic pea-brained idiot blood rage
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
topaz stage trust fund
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
lascivious deer antler brunch
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Swashbuckling hyperventilating range useless brakes
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Diverse saffron circlehead
  06/30/25
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Cocky people who are hurt
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Stirring pearly meetinghouse dragon
  06/30/25
...
lascivious deer antler brunch
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
comical crimson newt
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Mustard Codepig Dysfunction
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Marvelous pisswyrm resort
  06/30/25
...
obsidian laser beams
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Galvanic pea-brained idiot blood rage
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
lavender aromatic jew tanning salon
  07/01/25
...
Mustard Codepig Dysfunction
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Arousing Poppy Base Turdskin
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Motley Forum New Version
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
grizzly bonkers patrolman
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
know-it-all wine spot
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Ruddy Business Firm
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Concupiscible casino round eye
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: lascivious deer antler brunch

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: topaz stage trust fund

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Deranged Plum Shrine Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: topaz stage trust fund

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: lascivious deer antler brunch

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: cyan boyish ratface parlor

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: lascivious deer antler brunch

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Magenta Home Stain

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Peach market

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: topaz stage trust fund

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: obsidian laser beams

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: lascivious deer antler brunch

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Peach market

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Galvanic pea-brained idiot blood rage

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: topaz stage trust fund

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: lascivious deer antler brunch

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Swashbuckling hyperventilating range useless brakes

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Diverse saffron circlehead

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Cocky people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Stirring pearly meetinghouse dragon

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: lascivious deer antler brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: comical crimson newt

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Mustard Codepig Dysfunction

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Marvelous pisswyrm resort

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: obsidian laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Galvanic pea-brained idiot blood rage

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: lavender aromatic jew tanning salon

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Mustard Codepig Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Arousing Poppy Base Turdskin

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Motley Forum New Version

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: grizzly bonkers patrolman

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: know-it-all wine spot

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Ruddy Business Firm

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Concupiscible casino round eye

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065360)