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Hypo: You can be 100th best in the world at any sport. What sport do you pick?
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Date: September 13th, 2024 1:48 PM Author: Nazca Redlines A genie is going to make you the 100th best player in the world at any one sport of your choice. You'll still be you in terms of age, appearance, where you live, etc. In other words, you don't become the 100th best soccer player and also get a contract with some Premier League team. You have to figure out what to do with your newfound abilities from the starting point of your IRL.
You'll be as prone to injury and improvements or declines in your abilities as the average player in whatever sport you pick is in his rookie year in the big leagues and adjusted from there continuing through your career, adjusted for how hard you workout, how much you practice, etc.
If you pick a team sport, you can pick your position, too. E.g., if you say you want to be a pitcher, you would be the 100th best baseball player/30th best pitcher.
What sport do you pick? What do you do with your new skills? |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:46 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Husband If you pick a sport + position, do you automatically become the 30th best at that position? Or does it depend on how many positions there are in that particular sport? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085797) |
Date: September 13th, 2024 1:50 PM Author: Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro (retired 12-31-15 Football. Quarterback. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085048) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 1:52 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Aside from being the most important and glorious position in the most popular American sport, and aside from it undoubtedly being 180 to throw TD passes in an NFL game, this is a bad pick. How do you go from bald lawyer to playing QB? There aren't minor leagues that might give you a try out. There aren't open tournaments. And enjoy CTE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085069) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 1:58 PM Author: As far as they will go but even farther (🧐) - show up at one of the lower end schools in a power conference - suck some cocks in the bathroom - acquire scholarship + student athlete $$$ - stay for a year, maybe two if you're living Old School irl - get drafted
Seems 180 |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:04 PM Author: ...,....,,........ - enjoys CTE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085127) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:09 PM Author: Nazca Redlines What are eligibility rules for a bald, 40 year old lawyer who already graduated from college and law school? I would have thought NCAA wouldn't let you play.
The 20th best NFL QB would absolutely tear it up for Texas Tech or SMU (and not just in the bathroom). |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:12 PM Author: a certain dog being eaten by feral haitian (gunneratttt) there's nothing in the rulebook that says a 40 year old balding lolyer can't go back to college and live the NCAA QB dreams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085176) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 6:10 PM Author: ,,,,.....,,,,...,........,,,.....,,...,... It's only when you're on a roster and not redshirted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48086184) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 1:51 PM Author: UhOh golf. current 100th guy has 1.2 million this year from 1 top 10 and 3 top 25 finishes. you can do this for the rest of your life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085063) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 1:53 PM Author: Sean South of Garryowen titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085071) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 1:53 PM Author: Nazca Redlines CR. Great longevity. Clear and easy path to getting a tour card. Surprised 100th only gets $1.2M. Would have thought it was more. Add in endorsements, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085072) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 1:55 PM Author: UhOh yeah tbf it must cost a fortune to go on tour. plus taxes, his take home probably isn't great. i wonder if he still works as a club pro?
but whatever, it's easy, fun, safe, and you can do it everywhere in the world.
ljl edit: nm this guy has $21 million in career earnings and LIV gave him $50 mil. |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 1:59 PM Author: a certain dog being eaten by feral haitian (gunneratttt) if i could trade my career for being able to golf all day in perpetuity for inflation adjusted 40k net i'd do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085101) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: Nazca Redlines (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085111) |
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Date: September 14th, 2024 10:16 AM Author: Kenneth Play (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48088010) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:33 PM Author: Brother Peter Dimond are you talking about tyrell hatton? lol he’s not the 100th best in the world. 20th at worst. was ranked 11-15 in world ranking in the past year before he went to LIV.
i’d still take golf but being 100th best at any time really doesn’t mean shit on its own. one slump or injury and you might never have a tour card again. and it depends on other factors whether you’d be worth $$ to LIV or endorsements |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:54 PM Author: Otto Skorzeny (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085838) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 1:55 PM Author: cock of michael obama (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085076) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 1:57 PM Author: a certain dog being eaten by feral haitian (gunneratttt) ran here to say golf but my reasoning was that it would result in a lot of bizdev. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085092) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: They're Eating The Dogs (Guy reading the 4 hour work week) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085110) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:03 PM Author: Juan Eighty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085119) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:04 PM Author: a certain dog being eaten by feral haitian (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085125) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:04 PM Author: NPC ThingDoer Poontang (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085129) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 3:09 PM Author: '"'""'"''"''"' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085406) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:28 PM Author: Darnell wouldn't necessarily even try to go pro. could just start hustling rich doods and giving lessons on the side
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:56 PM Author: Alien vs Predator vs Brown vs Board of Education (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085369) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:59 PM Author: Wallace and Solace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085380) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:22 PM Author: sealclubber but golfers don't get the hot chicks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085680) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:51 PM Author: Darnell wtf do you mean? many top golfers have notably hot WAGs
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/golf/article-13272821/Masters-WAGs-golfs-best-players-battle-glory-Augusta-meet-women-including-daughter-ice-hockey-legend-two-high-school-sweethearts-former-Miss-New-Jersey-hopeful.html |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:54 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Husband Now do the 100th best golfer's WAG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085835) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:59 PM Author: sealclubber i was kidding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085858) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:27 PM Author: leathery commodified testicle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085700) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:28 PM Author: michael doodikoff fuck yeah. that would be a credited life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085709) |
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Date: September 14th, 2024 10:14 AM Author: mes fesses (🍑 Pronouns: Ausländer/Raus döp dödö döp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48088003) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 1:55 PM Author: An 8-INT Orc AA'ing their way into mage school The 100th best quarterback in the world is making like $225k in the Canadian Football League. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085082) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 1:58 PM Author: a certain dog being eaten by feral haitian (gunneratttt) as an xoxohth.com poaster i am very confident that i could break into the top 100 qbs given about 2 years of intense training and access to top tier coaching. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085097) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: As far as they will go but even farther (🧐) I believe that's before OP stated you get to pick your position and the ratio is adjusted accordingly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085108) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:07 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Correct. There are 20 QBs in the top 100 of average annual value of NFL contract. So, you'd be roughly the 21st best NFL QB.
Interestingly, there are 20 QBs in the top 40 NFL contracts (from Dak at $60M AAV to Geno Smith at $25M AAV), but there are zero QBs with a salary between Geno Smith's $25M AAV and Gardiner Minshew's $12.5M, which is 189 in salary across all positions.
So, you'd be about as good as Gardiner or Geno Smith. At that point, being a back up QB might be tcr. |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:11 PM Author: Barack Carcetti https://www.nfl.com/news/top-100-players-of-2024-nos-100-91-aaron-rodgers-trevor-lawrence
Trevor Lawrence was listed as the #94 player |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:12 PM Author: Nazca Redlines That's a fine way to do it too. I was going by salary, which is more objective in a way: https://www.spotrac.com/nfl/rankings/player/_/year/2024/sort/contract_average (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085179) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:31 PM Author: .,.,.;.,...,..,.,:,,:,.,...,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:, Counterpoint: any measure by which Mahomes is not one of the 10 best quarterbacks in the NFL is objectively shitty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085296) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:29 PM Author: ,..,,,,,,....,,,..., Finding a niche where being #100 in the world gets you the chance to sit on the bench looking good is lawyerly thinking. But what if the starter goes down and you get put into games taking multiple sacks from 300-pound dudes? Would you collect paychecks up to this point and then resign citing mental health issues? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085279) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: baseball fan golf is a good one MLB outfielder is another, less injury prone than infield and you're guaranteed to be a starter @ 100 |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:03 PM Author: a certain dog being eaten by feral haitian (gunneratttt) *evil djinni grants your wish but does not improve your batting* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085118) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:25 PM Author: baseball fan this is the best choice IMO due to the #s golf would be fun you'd be the best golfer anyone knows personally etc but hard to beat being an MLB starter |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:27 PM Author: Ass Sunstein Better than that, you're guaranteed to be around the fourth-best player on your team. If you're a pitcher, then you're the number 1 starter on a bad team or the number 2 starter on a good team. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085266) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:03 PM Author: Barack Carcetti If I pick basketball, center, am I now a foot taller? Or do I need to get an NBA team to take a chance on an oddly effective 6’1 center? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085122) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:08 PM Author: Barack Carcetti Looks like that get you to be Walker Kessler
https://hoopshype.com/lists/nba-ranking-top-100-players-2023-24/
Looks like he's still on his rookie deal
If you can make it to Clint Capela land...
https://www.spotrac.com/nba/player/_/id/15377/clint-capela |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:10 PM Author: Drunkard This was my thought. Pick basketball just to hustle some games as an old white guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085163) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:11 PM Author: Nazca Redlines The latter (but actually 5'10.5" if we're being honest here).
You are still you IRL in terms of how you appear, etc. If you pick basketball and center, you'd be very, very good at boxing out and jumping, etc. |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:14 PM Author: Barack Carcetti lol, that's probably not going to work then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085192) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:16 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Why not? Pick basketball center, head to Rucker Park and dominate, and go from there.
Being an unknown 6'10" 40 year probably doesn't make it much easier to make the NBA. |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:23 PM Author: Barack Carcetti 6’10 + probably get you on people’s radar, but you’re probably correct on the age being disqualifying (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085237) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:30 PM Author: Ass Sunstein You'd be so amazing at jumping and shooting that you could probably join the Harlem Globetrotters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085287) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:10 PM Author: Derick having the perfect choreographer and partner in Olympic figure skating has always been a personal dream (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085166) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:14 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Does the 100th best male figure skater even make the Olympics? That's a tough one. You could probably go on one of those figure skating tours that plays arenas around the country. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085194) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:23 PM Does poker count as a sport? The 100th best poker player in the world would be rich in a hurry, at that point it's just a grind. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085236) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:28 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Sure, you can choose poker. Are you heading to Vegas and playing 10/20 NLHE all day or what?
Is there a lot of variance such that you lose pretty often? Like, I'd never win a game of 1 on 1 basketball against the 100th best basketball player in the world. I could win against the 100th best poker player on occasion because sometimes I would get better cards. |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:29 PM Author: Darnell 100th best in the world would win often enough and lose infrequently enough to make a lot of money consistently. it would be a grind and spending all day in card rooms would SUCK (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085281) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:31 PM For a scholar it wouldn't be so bad. You can just have an airpod in your ear and listen to podcasts/books on tape between relevant hands. As your wealth grew, you could play less as you'd have passive income from money in the market. It would also probably be better to just remain an unknown grinder, rather than a poker celebrity; much easier to swoop in and take chips if everybody just sees a lawfag in over his head.
This is a better life outcome than 99.99% of lawyers. |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:50 PM Author: Nazca Redlines There was a guy at my old firm who lived in Vegas as a professional poker player during the poker boom. He said he made more money then than he did his first few years of big law. He said it was a real grind and there were a lot of absolute degenerates. Playing poker probably had some downsides, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085353) |
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Date: September 14th, 2024 10:19 AM Author: Kenneth Play I dreamed about this sometimes. I've been consistently net profitable all my life. But it would be hard to sit there all day every day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48088022) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 5:04 PM Author: Otto Skorzeny (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085883) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:32 PM Over a long time period-- like say two weeks, which would be thousands of hands-- it would be basically impossible for the 100th best poker player to lose money. Most of the income would come from huge rushes that occur at unpredictable intervals. You have to remember that a lot of the poker money is just dumb tourist whales wasting money not knowing what they're doing.
And actually online might be even better-- you could just 10 table it and play from a locale where online poker is legal. |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:37 PM Author: Darnell could you make good money in 15 hours a week online? say 10-30k each week? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085329) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:54 PM If you were the hundredth best player in the world, totally. Online poker is so fast that you can play thousands of hands an hour if you multitable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085362) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 5:18 PM Author: Otto Skorzeny (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085950) |
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Date: September 14th, 2024 1:50 AM Author: Sonic Jinner This is completely wrong. The 100th best poker player could easily get broke in 1 day or 1 week due to variance and poor bankroll management. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48087510) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:37 PM Author: a certain dog being eaten by feral haitian (gunneratttt) 100th best is still cashing in tournaments and stuff. the variance thing is odd to bring up because every sport involves a ton of variance.
avg free throw percentage in the nba is about 75%. let's say an ordinary joe is 40%. that means it'll on average 10 attempts for the average joe to make one and the nba player to miss. |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:51 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Poker has an added element to the variance in the cards you're dealt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085356) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:53 PM Author: Darnell it's not an added element. variance is just a way we mathematically describe the range of outcomes. it's immaterial if that variance comes from cards or your opponent's sore calf acting up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085360) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 3:06 PM Author: a certain dog being eaten by feral haitian (gunneratttt) if anything the predictable variance makes it way easier.
any decent poker player can tell you with absolute certainty the odds of drawing the heart that'll make their flush based what cards have been revealed. a batter has only his experience and intuition to rely on when he's guessing whether a pitcher will throw a fastball or slider. |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 3:03 PM Author: a certain dog being eaten by feral haitian (gunneratttt) this is preposterous. the variance that comes from cards is mathematical and certain. the variance that comes from another players actions in a sport isn't. if anything, the predictability of poker odds makes the game less variable than sports.
a casino running on a 50.1% house edge will win over time. that variance inherent in this means absolutely nothing. in fact, the predictable, mathematical variance is precisely why the house always wins. |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 3:16 PM (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085430) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 5:08 PM Author: Otto Skorzeny (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon) Well, you could certainly get lucky a few times but over the course of several hours, professionals will undoubtedly either win a lot or mitigate losses.
You're right, however, that variance plays a huge role in this. Because of variance, the difference in the 100th best player in the world and the very best player in the world is much more marginal in poker than it is in other games. You might not be Linus Loeliger, but you would make a lot of money and probably be able to avoid losing very much, especially if you sell some of your action. |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:47 PM Author: bjork in venus as a boy Id pick poker also. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085800) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:39 PM Author: Ass Sunstein If young, baseball pitcher. But now, golf or poker, probably poker because I could just do it and make money whenever I was free. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085334) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:45 PM Author: .,.,.;.,...,..,.,:,,:,.,...,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:, For those saying baseball, I don’t think you even sniff the majors as a 40+ bald lawyer, even if you suddenly wake up with Luke Raley’s (an OF with ~100th best WAR in MLB this year) skill set. What’s your plan to get there? Insist some minor league staffer watch you in a batting cage? Pay them to face a pitcher who will probably record an out against you in a simulated plate appearance? I don’t think you’d have an easy time going the NCAA route as a 40 year old with a law degree either. How do you even get on their squad? Even if you eventually convince a MLB team you’d make a decent OF, they would assume your skill set would rapidly decline due to age.
Golf is my pick, although a case could be made for soccer, as top 100 probably gets you on some sort of low level pro team pretty quickly, and you could make a case for a very high paying euro contract within a year or so. |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:56 PM Author: Nazca Redlines It's probably about as easy to make it as a baseball player as it is to make it as a soccer player in this hypo. Both have hundreds of professional teams. You start by posting a video of you doing something online--pitching 100 mph, hitting dingers, shooting the ball into the net from the opposite side of the field, tearing up a club league game--and try to use that to get a tryout with a minor league team. Once you're there, being 100th best in the world should be enough to propel you to the bigs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085370) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 3:00 PM Author: Ass Sunstein I'd pick soccer over baseball because there are way more leagues out there. If you don't get to MLB in baseball (or maybe 1 or 2 other leagues in the world), you're screwed because minor leaguers make zero money, but in soccer, every country has a top division and as you go down the list to smaller and smaller countries/leagues, one would eventually take you and you'd still make some decent money playing in the Belgian league or wherever.
I don't think any MLB team would sign some unknown guy who just started playing in his 40s no matter how good he looked in the minors or anywhere else. |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 3:14 PM Author: Derick my cousin played single-A for a few years and got promoted to AA once - said the difference in pitching was outrageous, especially with guys who could throw high heat and then follow up with a drop-off slider - unbelievable what pitchers can do today and this is just the lower minors (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085424) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 5:23 PM Author: .,.,.;.,...,..,.,:,,:,.,...,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:, You can’t pitch 100mph, you’re an OF. Way easier to show off your skillset in soccer. The baseball shit you could post on YouTube would be entirely unremarkable and wouldn’t draw attention. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085976) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:56 PM Author: dead link clicker Football. Placekicker. Makes me a T3 kicker, I’ll play 15 years and never take a hit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085366) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:59 PM Author: Nazca Redlines https://a3.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=%2Fphoto%2F2014%2F0907%2Fnfl_a_antbts_200x300.jpg&w=267 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085376) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 3:05 PM Author: dead link clicker Lmao great pic
My shit wouldn’t get blocked |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:14 PM Author: A Technologically Advanced Pontiac Firebird (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085640) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 3:17 PM Author: Non sequitur xo poaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085437) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 3:19 PM ? If you're one of the current poasters, you're by default one of the top 25 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085442) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 3:32 PM Author: How to derive aut from ism Pool player. Top 0.01% skills combined with my goofiness would enable me to hustle for profit.
Auto racing might be a cool option, too. |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 3:34 PM Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person Rowing. For the prestige. Guaranteed to have been on a TOP boat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085486) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 3:46 PM Author: A Technologically Advanced Pontiac Firebird Baseball. According to ESPN the current 100th best player is Walker Buehler, who is making $8.4 million this year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085513) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 3:59 PM Author: Non sequitur now do 30th best pitcher (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085567) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:10 PM Prob soccer. A top 100 soccer player is a star somewhere and considered one of the best at his position.
Maybe basketball bc of salary. You be a good starter which is equal to 15-20M per year |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:13 PM Author: jewish pager i think it's retarded to not pick MMA, you don't have to fight pro just know you're the 100th best fighter on earth is pretty cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085635) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:39 PM Author: How to derive aut from ism Maybe this is the TITCR sport. How much does an elite club bouncer earn? That might be a sweet gig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085759) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:48 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Husband They don't screen for fighting ability when hiring "elite club bouncers" man. Bouncers aren't supposed to beat people up, they're just supposed to be big and black. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085808) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:50 PM Author: Otto Skorzeny (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon) This is absolutely not true in all cases. I know a guy who is a former ranked One muay thai fighter and that is literally how he got his job bouncing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085819) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:58 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Husband "absolutely not true in all cases"
What did you intend this phrase to mean? |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 5:02 PM Author: Otto Skorzeny (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon) That in at least some cases, professional fighting experience does in fact play a role in being hired as a bouncer.
I am Boomer voice texting right now so you're getting stream of consciousness imprecision, I'm afraid |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:44 PM Author: Otto Skorzeny (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon) Fucking sprinted here, this was going to be my pick as well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085784) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:20 PM Author: ...,.;,.;,.;,,;,.;,.,;.;.;.; at 40 yrs old and with a white collar background you'd need a sport where you actually stand a chance of being allowed to compete at the top. basketball, baseball, football, and soccer are out. you aren't getting onto a professional team at that age, ever.
the obvious choice is golf, because there is actually is a clear path to the PGA for a pudgy lawyer who wakes up one day as the 100th best. tennis probably too. |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:31 PM Author: Wernicke-Korsakoff Lol no re:tennis, tennis is one of the most physically demanding sports and most pros retire in their early or mid 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085725) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:49 PM Author: ...,.;,.;,.;,,;,.;,.,;.;.;.; But you can play your way up is the point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085810) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 5:15 PM Author: Wernicke-Korsakoff The point is you can’t, you’d get destroyed by fit but maybe less “skilled” 19 year olds in the qualifier rounds of any tournament you entered
You could, however, have lifetime employment teaching at country clubs and shit which could be a 180 life if you set it up right |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:38 PM why wouldn't you be able to get on a basketball team at 40? If you're a top 100 basketball player in the world you have tons of avenues to show it.
You could easily get into an open tryout for a G-league team or dominate the Drew League (which would lead to connections with NBA guys).
The Ringer ranked the top 100 NBA players https://nbarankings.theringer.com/
96. Colin Sexton 97. Derrick Lively 98. Jabari Smith Jr. 99. RJ Barret 100. Al Horford
There is no scenario where someone that talented isn't signed to an NBA team within 1 year. |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:42 PM Author: Ass Sunstein I don't think any NBA front office is going to sign some >40yo white guy, who just started playing, to a big contract no matter how talented or good he is.
At the very best (and even this is unlikely), you'd be getting 1-year league minimum contracts until you inevitably get career-ending injuries in 1 or 2 years.
I think it needs to be a tournament/prize money sport like golf or tennis where you're not dependent on a small number of gatekeepers. |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:55 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Husband Gotta read the OP, man. He said you're as injury-prone as an average rookie in this hypo. So you take care of yourself you could play to 60. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085842) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:57 PM Author: Ass Sunstein Ok but even so, the NBA teams have no reason to believe that. They'll assume I have the longevity of an already-retired NBA player. I just don't think any team would do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085846) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:58 PM Author: Otto Skorzeny (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon) In which case the credited move is to offer to structure your contract based on gameplay and performance incentives, mitigating their risk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085850) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:59 PM Author: Ass Sunstein Lol, you're not even going to be at the point where you're negotiating any kind of contract. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085856) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 5:01 PM Author: Otto Skorzeny (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon) Not necessarily true in the social media age. Also, there are g-league tryouts every year, and if you are the 100th best basketball player on the planet you would dominate them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085868) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:59 PM (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085861) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 5:00 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Husband You could just tell them about the hypo you're participating in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085862) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 5:46 PM Author: As far as they will go but even farther (🧐) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48086060) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:58 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.../.,, he would become a bit enough youtube sensation that a team would sign him to drive fan interest if nothing else. it would be linsanity for middle aged crackers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085852) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:58 PM Author: Otto Skorzeny (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085854) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:59 PM Author: Ass Sunstein BRB, sending my script to Seth Rogen right now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085860) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 5:00 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Husband (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085864) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:45 PM Author: Otto Skorzeny (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon) MMA, fucking obviously (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085792) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:46 PM Author: Ass Sunstein Yeah, scuffling with sweaty retards on the ground and getting bones broken sounds much more appealing than being a pro golfer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085796) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:48 PM Author: Otto Skorzeny (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon) Brother, I already do that, at least I'd be world class
I also don't golf. |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:47 PM Author: Cat of Mr. Mistoffelees snooker or darts, and its not even close
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:50 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Husband Basketball, no question. By far the best access to a ready pool of WOCs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085813) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:51 PM Author: jewish pager Groupie wise this is by far the best then baseball
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:50 PM Author: Fratty golf is obviously the cr answer if u care about money/prestige/fame
being a top 100 surfer in the world would be pretty cool though
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:50 PM Author: Otto Skorzeny (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon) Surfing is a 180 choice
Golf is credited for ease of lifestyle, but you will make a lot more money as the 100th best baseball player then you would as the 100th best golfer. |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:53 PM Author: hank_scorpio you will blow your 40 year old elbow out in 20 pitches (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085833) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:57 PM Author: Otto Skorzeny (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon) A reasonable concern, but presumably if I am the 100th best player in the world, my elbow has the expected durability of the 100th best player. Additionally, the hypo specifies that I would have the durability of an average rookie in the sport of choice, and I then gain or lose durability based on my care for my body.
Also, I'm far from 40 lol |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:53 PM Author: Darnell and longevity. most xo doods are in the 35-45 range. you could play at a high level for 10-20 years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085832) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:50 PM Author: hank_scorpio it's easily golf, there is no other sport I could hope to play for a full season at this age and not be injured almost certainly, plus I've got the senior tour to look forward to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085820) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:55 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.../.,, the 100th best basketball player on the planet probably gets $300m nba contract you dumb crackers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085840) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 4:57 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Husband Al Horford signed a 2 year , $19,500,000 contract with the Boston Celtics, including $19,500,000 guaranteed, and an average annual salary of $9,750,000. In 2024-25, Horford will earn a base salary of $9,500,000, while carrying a cap hit of $9,500,000 and a dead cap value of $9,500,000.
But still. $10M/yr is just shy of what CSLG makes. And you'd get chicks. |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 5:04 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.../.,, i dont think al horford is a top 100 player globally. mikal bridges was ranked 100th in PER last season and he pulls in $30m
i grant you $300m seems too high tho |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 5:03 PM Author: Ass Sunstein He gets that contract because he's performed well at every level, in HS, college, the pros, also in shape, tall, he's a safe bet, also projected to keep performing at that level.
You as a white guy in your 40s with no history will not even get to speak to any decision maker at any NBA team, no matter how good you are. These are very risk-averse people operating under a limited budget.
Becoming a golf pro avoids all the gatekeeping. |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 5:13 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.../.,, The 100th best player on the planet would a *monster* if unleashed on civilians in an open gym. Hed dunk on much taller players, hit every open 25 footer and blow by everyone. He would be a global phenomenon
The NBA lives in fear of losing the interest of affluent white people that simply can't relate to 6'8 black dudes named jaylen. This guy would be the answer to Adam silver's prayers
I agree teams are risk averse. That's why theyd sign and stash him on their g league roster if nothing else. Jim Dolan would have the Knicks gm beaten to death if he let 40 year old white Jordan sign to Toronto or something |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 5:14 PM Author: Otto Skorzeny (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085928) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 7:11 PM Author: dead link clicker Fucking LOL'ing at the image of Dolan ordering a public flogging (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48086417) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 7:50 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.../.,, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48086555) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 5:01 PM Author: .,..,.,..:,,:,.. I’d just choose mountain biking and enjoy being x1,000 better at something I enjoy without making any attempt to monetize it or whore for attention. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085871) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 5:03 PM Author: Otto Skorzeny (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon) 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085879) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 5:52 PM Author: ...,.;,.;,.;,,;,.;,.,;.;.;.; No you fucking wouldnt lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48086072) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 6:15 PM Author: .,..,.,..:,,:,.. I’m not spending my limited days on this earth as a mediocre professional golfer or Australian rules football player or whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48086211) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 5:09 PM Author: Jonathan Myman Wrestling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085900) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 5:13 PM Author: Otto Skorzeny (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon) Great pick, you will probably be among the best in your country (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085924) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 5:11 PM Author: snoot If you are 100th best, you should be thinking less about longevity and more about which sport maxes payment in early years.
If you are, in your prime, the 100th best, every year you'll fall lower and lower until you are quickly not making the cut in a top league and no longer make any money.
Maybe soccer then? There are 4 top leagues with 20 teams each and a 1st team roster of 20 players.
That's 1,600 roster spots on 1st division teams. Being top 100 ensures likely decent pay for a good number of years. |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 5:11 PM Author: Candy Ride Golf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48085914) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 6:12 PM Author: ,,,,.....,,,,...,........,,,.....,,...,... Baseball
See https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/R._A._Dickey |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 7:13 PM Author: just be racist golf
easiest job ever |
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Date: September 14th, 2024 10:12 AM Author: Candy Ride Not easy. Lots of times it is hot as hell during a tournament. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48087994) |
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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:12 PM Author: Sonic Jinner The #100 golfer barely makes any money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48088209) |
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Date: September 17th, 2024 10:14 PM Author: .,.,....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,.., lol at pro golf being easy. imagine having lebron talent but so did a few hundred other guys and knowing if you didn't grind every day it would all be over (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48101901) |
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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:34 PM Author: 718-662-5970 If poker is allowed then roulette wheel.
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Date: September 17th, 2024 10:25 PM Author: ...........,.,.,........ Soccer obviously. 100th best in the world would be extremely good considering how big of a sport it is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48101965) |
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Date: September 17th, 2024 10:25 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret truth of the univer$e (My "Mahchine" Is 40 Percent "There" in less than 2 weeks) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDQkLF1Vd3o (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48101967) |
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Date: September 17th, 2024 10:26 PM Author: https://imgur.com/a/IkQnGlr Water polo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5594210&forum_id=2#48101969) |