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I fucked Alicia Silverstone when I was 18

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talented effete public bath
  10/06/25
Liar!
cyan pit dingle berry
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
cyan pit dingle berry
  10/06/25
Rage, rice boi
talented effete public bath
  10/06/25
wwop
Poppy Death Wish Tattoo
  10/06/25
What was I going to do, use a polaroid?
talented effete public bath
  10/06/25
...
Curious ticket booth national security agency
  10/06/25
Did you learn nothing from Clueless?
aggressive lay
  10/06/25
*The Crush
Exciting Market Gaping
  10/06/25
Liar!
cyan pit dingle berry
  10/06/25
Liar!
cyan pit dingle berry
  10/06/25
I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to be...
Henna private investor area
  10/06/25
Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek...
talented effete public bath
  10/06/25
Liar!
cyan pit dingle berry
  10/06/25
guys in my high school did this all the time
abnormal irradiated boltzmann church
  10/06/25
How old was she
Clear step-uncle's house prole
  10/06/25
19
talented effete public bath
  10/06/25
Wow, how did you manage that
Clear step-uncle's house prole
  10/06/25
Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she sh...
talented effete public bath
  10/06/25
What do you mean “from irl”
Clear step-uncle's house prole
  10/06/25
They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people.
talented effete public bath
  10/06/25
I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and...
Clear step-uncle's house prole
  10/06/25
They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn'...
talented effete public bath
  10/06/25
ok, i believe now. did you use a rubber? how was she?
maroon theater stage
  10/06/25
I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy.
talented effete public bath
  10/06/25
Liar!
cyan pit dingle berry
  10/06/25
So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to...
Clear step-uncle's house prole
  10/06/25
I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the par...
talented effete public bath
  10/06/25
Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most ...
Clear step-uncle's house prole
  10/06/25
It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is we...
talented effete public bath
  10/06/25
Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you b...
Clear step-uncle's house prole
  10/06/25
mfcr
Poppy Death Wish Tattoo
  10/06/25
...
Henna private investor area
  10/06/25
While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence.
apoplectic galvanic box office candlestick maker
  10/06/25
always keep your pubes presentable tp
abnormal irradiated boltzmann church
  10/06/25
How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arrivi...
comical garrison
  10/06/25
It was all in the hotel.
talented effete public bath
  10/06/25
Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂
comical garrison
  10/06/25
Well...yeah.
talented effete public bath
  10/06/25
Liar!
cyan pit dingle berry
  10/06/25
Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a dri...
apoplectic galvanic box office candlestick maker
  10/06/25
🤡🤡🤡📸
comical garrison
  10/06/25
Liar!
cyan pit dingle berry
  10/06/25
...
apoplectic galvanic box office candlestick maker
  10/06/25
Liar!
cyan pit dingle berry
  10/06/25
Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime sto...
Marvelous circlehead
  10/06/25
I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked i...
talented effete public bath
  10/06/25
Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wan...
comical garrison
  10/06/25
Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't.
talented effete public bath
  10/06/25
Liar!
cyan pit dingle berry
  10/06/25
Liar!
cyan pit dingle berry
  10/06/25
Liar!
cyan pit dingle berry
  10/06/25
Liar!
cyan pit dingle berry
  10/06/25
Liar!
cyan pit dingle berry
  10/06/25
I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the...
Exciting Market Gaping
  10/06/25
As if
Aphrodisiac cocky weed whacker persian
  10/06/25
i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believ...
maroon theater stage
  10/06/25
there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler i...
Henna private investor area
  10/06/25
Yes
Clear step-uncle's house prole
  10/06/25
i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i us...
maroon theater stage
  10/06/25
"it's a lot, but doable" he's azn
buck-toothed chestnut office juggernaut
  10/06/25
he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't ...
maroon theater stage
  10/06/25
Both are ugly hapas. So it’s impressive af that ch...
comical garrison
  10/06/25
180 monikor
maroon theater stage
  10/06/25
Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure
ocher center nibblets
  10/07/25
Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandm...
Clear step-uncle's house prole
  10/06/25
oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i ...
maroon theater stage
  10/06/25
me too
Henna private investor area
  10/06/25
...
comical garrison
  10/06/25
Polaroids or it didn’t happen
obsidian stead roommate
  10/06/25
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Wild Voyeur
  10/06/25
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apoplectic galvanic box office candlestick maker
  10/06/25
My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or eve...
azure arousing fortuitous meteor
  10/06/25
This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwo...
ocher center nibblets
  10/11/25
Yeah this totally happened
Marvelous circlehead
  10/06/25
You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho.
talented effete public bath
  10/06/25
I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS a...
apoplectic galvanic box office candlestick maker
  10/06/25
life is random sometimes though. this could well be a li...
maroon theater stage
  10/06/25
The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they ge...
comical garrison
  10/06/25
if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hou...
maroon theater stage
  10/06/25
You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads hal...
comical garrison
  10/06/25
(((consuela)))
maroon theater stage
  10/06/25
Nice edit
comical garrison
  10/06/25
fuck my ass
maroon theater stage
  10/06/25
I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who...
talented effete public bath
  10/06/25
You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptigh...
apoplectic galvanic box office candlestick maker
  10/06/25
He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit...
Deep Appetizing Field Ratface
  10/06/25
Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7.
talented effete public bath
  10/06/25
Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster.
apoplectic galvanic box office candlestick maker
  10/06/25
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cerebral mood theatre
  10/06/25
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cyan pit dingle berry
  10/06/25
Liar!
cyan pit dingle berry
  10/06/25
Liar!
cyan pit dingle berry
  10/06/25
When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, a...
know-it-all cream native
  10/06/25
Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don&rsq...
comical garrison
  10/06/25
tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was stil...
apoplectic galvanic box office candlestick maker
  10/06/25
I didn't have a suite.
talented effete public bath
  10/06/25
See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a supe...
apoplectic galvanic box office candlestick maker
  10/06/25
But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever ...
talented effete public bath
  10/06/25
You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked...
apoplectic galvanic box office candlestick maker
  10/06/25
Ok
talented effete public bath
  10/06/25
...
comical garrison
  10/06/25
...
cyan pit dingle berry
  10/06/25
Liar!
cyan pit dingle berry
  10/06/25
Liar!
cyan pit dingle berry
  10/06/25
*guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever te...
Vigorous drab tanning salon
  10/06/25
...
Wild Voyeur
  10/06/25
Is this guy a known poster?
comical garrison
  10/06/25
21 actually.
talented effete public bath
  10/06/25
...
buck-toothed chestnut office juggernaut
  10/06/25
anyway, gotta go
apoplectic galvanic box office candlestick maker
  10/06/25
no one has ever had sex afaict
provocative hospital
  10/06/25
...
Bearded shimmering resort idea he suggested
  10/06/25
she still thinks about u wistfully, probably
carnelian vibrant community account bawdyhouse
  10/06/25
to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die
Brussels Sprout (Apropos of the Wet Snow)
  10/06/25
You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+?
Fishy Gunner
  10/06/25
My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck. I'm just old, ty.
talented effete public bath
  10/06/25
OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck.
aromatic marketing idea
  10/07/25
posts at xoxo for several years just remembers this story a...
Puce glittery old irish cottage goyim
  10/06/25
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&fo...
Bearded shimmering resort idea he suggested
  10/06/25
be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones ...
buck-toothed chestnut office juggernaut
  10/06/25
now i know how tribe felt
Puce glittery old irish cottage goyim
  10/06/25
Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them...
passionate slate telephone multi-billionaire
  10/06/25
...
Bateful university legend
  10/06/25
Misspelled 3
Cobalt infuriating point jap
  08/15/26
i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but ...
Multi-colored Alpha Clown
  10/06/25
No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded ni...
passionate slate telephone multi-billionaire
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
cyan pit dingle berry
  10/06/25
If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years wou...
Judgmental Lake Orchestra Pit Selfie
  10/06/25
My moniker has changed frequently
talented effete public bath
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
cyan pit dingle berry
  10/06/25
There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll ...
free-loading fragrant state
  10/06/25
nigs are so stupid it's unreal
Hairraiser dysfunction
  10/06/25
180! Can confirm
Slimy brunch
  10/06/25
pics?
Wild Voyeur
  10/07/25
I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky.
painfully honest floppy hairy legs
  10/06/25
Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab?
ocher center nibblets
  10/07/25
I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described th...
razzle-dazzle den affirmative action
  10/07/25
...
Deep Appetizing Field Ratface
  10/07/25
Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall readin...
Mischievous Lemon Chad
  10/07/25
I want to believe But the idea that we're 22+ years into ...
yapping mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/25
OP is Gen X lol
Spectacular Background Story Lodge
  08/15/26
...
Mega Penis
  10/30/26


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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: talented effete public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328896)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: cyan pit dingle berry

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330497)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: cyan pit dingle berry

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330523)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: talented effete public bath

Rage, rice boi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330536)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Poppy Death Wish Tattoo

wwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328898)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: talented effete public bath

What was I going to do, use a polaroid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328901)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Curious ticket booth national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328905)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: aggressive lay

Did you learn nothing from Clueless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329538)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Exciting Market Gaping

*The Crush

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329556)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: cyan pit dingle berry

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330499)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: cyan pit dingle berry

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330513)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Henna private investor area

I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to believe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: talented effete public bath

Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek close to the crack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328908)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: cyan pit dingle berry

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330501)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: abnormal irradiated boltzmann church

guys in my high school did this all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328904)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Clear step-uncle's house prole

How old was she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328906)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: talented effete public bath

19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328911)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Clear step-uncle's house prole

Wow, how did you manage that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: talented effete public bath

Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she showed up, we fucked in her hotel. This was in New Orleans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328935)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Clear step-uncle's house prole

What do you mean “from irl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328941)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: talented effete public bath

They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328944)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Clear step-uncle's house prole

I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and they invited you to a party? This was Mardi Gras I assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328948)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: talented effete public bath

They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn't know they knew her. No, it was during the summer bc I remember sweating my ass off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328954)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: maroon theater stage

ok, i believe now.

did you use a rubber? how was she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328956)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: talented effete public bath

I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328963)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: cyan pit dingle berry

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330510)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Clear step-uncle's house prole

So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to go with them a party that was elite enough that 1996 Alicia Silverstone showed up to it later looking for random college dick.

Hella suave my man! I guess some GenXers are cool after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328967)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: talented effete public bath

I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328971)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Clear step-uncle's house prole

Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most famous and desirable A-list actress on planet Earth in 1996 randomly dropping in on a New Orleans party and fucking some 18 y/o future xo poaster her friend turned down, but I guess I’m just cynical idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328980)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: talented effete public bath

It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is weird. I've also been turned down by fat 3s. You just never know. That's why you always keep your pubes presentable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328990)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Clear step-uncle's house prole

Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you back to her hotel.

How nice was it? When did you leave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328998)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Poppy Death Wish Tattoo

mfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329007)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: Henna private investor area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329013)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: apoplectic galvanic box office candlestick maker

While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329287)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: abnormal irradiated boltzmann church

always keep your pubes presentable tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329294)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: comical garrison

How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arriving at her hotel?

Please don’t try to say there weren’t paparazzi because there definitely were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329438)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: talented effete public bath

It was all in the hotel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329445)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: comical garrison

Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329467)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: talented effete public bath

Well...yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329470)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: cyan pit dingle berry

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330526)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: apoplectic galvanic box office candlestick maker

Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a drink at a bar where celebs are staying in hoping to get a great pic like prime AS getting cozy with a random guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329485)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: comical garrison

🤡🤡🤡📸

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329493)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: cyan pit dingle berry

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330524)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: apoplectic galvanic box office candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329449)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: cyan pit dingle berry

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330517)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Marvelous circlehead

Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime store flame 🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329039)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: talented effete public bath

I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked is your dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329453)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: comical garrison

Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wank fantasies - many of us do that - but it’s bad form to whine about it when you get pushback.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329552)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: talented effete public bath

Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329584)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: cyan pit dingle berry

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330515)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:55 PM
Author: cyan pit dingle berry

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330508)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: cyan pit dingle berry

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330506)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: cyan pit dingle berry

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330505)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: cyan pit dingle berry

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330502)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Exciting Market Gaping

I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the Batman movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328907)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac cocky weed whacker persian

As if

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328913)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: maroon theater stage

i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believe this one.

(prior stories i have believed: poaster did coke with and fucked anna kendrick, poaster had a one night stand with a drunken sharon stone).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328918)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Henna private investor area

there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler iirc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328929)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: Clear step-uncle's house prole

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328936)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: maroon theater stage

i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i used to take the acela from BWI to NYC all the time when i was in biglaw bc we repped a lot of hotels up there.

one trip, maybe in the fall of 2019 (when i was getting pretty bad off with drug addiction and alcoholism, not to mention whoremongering), i was on the train with an associate and we were actually sitting in seats (we usually would post up in the beverage car). he was getting off at union station in DC and i was getting off at BWI.

when we hit delaware, i told him that i was gonna drink as many Stone Island IPAs as i could between delaware and BWI, which is right about an hour,i thnk it's actually like 50 minutes. i was able to pound like 7. i kept running back to the bev cart and coming back with two in hand.

the associate seemed concerned and asked me if i was all right to get off the train. of course, i got an uber to my buddy's house and bought an eightball and went home in a pretty good state.

didn't chandler say he drank like 5-6 torpedoes IPA in half an hour? it's a lot, but doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328949)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: buck-toothed chestnut office juggernaut

"it's a lot, but doable"

he's azn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328964)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: maroon theater stage

he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't keep people here straight man. wtf.

kenny and chandler both work with CSLG right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329312)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: comical garrison

Both are ugly hapas.

So it’s impressive af that chandler locked down a white wife and Kenny a very cute FOB azn wife. (I believe, in both cases, before getting rich on the CSLG gravy train. Hard circle to square, I know!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329334)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: maroon theater stage

180 monikor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329363)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: ocher center nibblets

Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49332549)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Clear step-uncle's house prole

Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandmother was Harmon Killebrew’s sidepiece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328933)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: maroon theater stage

oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i believe it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328951)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Henna private investor area

me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329009)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: comical garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329327)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: obsidian stead roommate

Polaroids or it didn’t happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328973)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: Wild Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329424)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: apoplectic galvanic box office candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329498)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: azure arousing fortuitous meteor

My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or even (drunkenly) saying just give me an autograph. My wife has always been hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329000)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: ocher center nibblets

This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwork lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49342357)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Marvelous circlehead

Yeah this totally happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329042)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: talented effete public bath

You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329306)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: apoplectic galvanic box office candlestick maker

I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS as her at 19 (her absolute prime when she could get pretty much any celeb male, athlete, politician, etc.).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329372)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: maroon theater stage

life is random sometimes though.

this could well be a lie, but i choose to believe that it's real based on the details he provided. i've been called out a few times for lying about shit that is definitely true. people shouldn't be so quick to do that bc it makes poasters reluctant to bother sharing stories.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329381)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: comical garrison

The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they get blown out of the water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329431)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: maroon theater stage

if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hours or tomorrow and tell us.

until that happens, this is a true story.

people are quick to call out people who live IRL as making shit up. a good example of this is consuela, who apparently thinks i made up all my drugging, whoring, going to jail, left my wife for a mistress then reconciled, etc stories because he always calls me "kooky" and "zany" (obviously implying that i just made everything up). the fact is that he's a shutin dork and can't imagine some guy going out to a bar, buying coke and picking up some chick and fucking her so anyone claiming to have done something like that must be totally fabricating it for attention.

claiming to have fucked a celebrity is on a different level, yes, but things like that do happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329433)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: comical garrison

You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads half these screeds and you come off looking really stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329456)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: maroon theater stage

(((consuela)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329464)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: comical garrison

Nice edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329481)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: maroon theater stage

fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329483)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: talented effete public bath

I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who knows. It's not like we stayed in touch or she flew me to LA or some shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329397)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: apoplectic galvanic box office candlestick maker

You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptight. Maybe Courtney Love or something would be believable. If you wanted to do an 18-19 year old celeb Amanda Bynes would have been a better claim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329465)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Deep Appetizing Field Ratface

He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit up. Would a 48-year-old really need to create those fake stories at this point in life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329473)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: talented effete public bath

Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329482)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: apoplectic galvanic box office candlestick maker

Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329576)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: cerebral mood theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330016)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: cyan pit dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330491)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: cyan pit dingle berry

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330528)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: cyan pit dingle berry

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330522)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: know-it-all cream native

When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, about 90% were fellow celebs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329452)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: comical garrison

Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don’t buy it bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329475)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: apoplectic galvanic box office candlestick maker

tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was still people around her. Prime AS isn't going to party with a few gfs. She is going with a whole celeb crew. She isn't going to be lonely and grabbing some random guy at a bar. She has several guys around her that are at her level that will happily take her to their suite.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329480)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: talented effete public bath

I didn't have a suite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329484)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: apoplectic galvanic box office candlestick maker

See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a super rich family which is why you were in the same hotel as her and were balling out of control enough that she thought you were a big deal or something. Not "I'm so cool, I had such mad rizz I got AS in her prime while being nobody" is just stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329491)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: talented effete public bath

But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever the fuck that is, had anything to do with it. Right place, right time. Don't be a pissy little bitch about it, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329520)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: apoplectic galvanic box office candlestick maker

You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked Jessica Alba when she was 18, Britney Spears (she goes by Brit to her friends), etc. also totally by accident but I still don't believe you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329529)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: talented effete public bath

Ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329535)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: comical garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329543)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: cyan pit dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330488)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: cyan pit dingle berry

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330530)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: cyan pit dingle berry

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330521)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Vigorous drab tanning salon

*guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever tell you about this one time...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329500)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Wild Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329502)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: comical garrison

Is this guy a known poster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329522)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: talented effete public bath

21 actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329523)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: buck-toothed chestnut office juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329979)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: apoplectic galvanic box office candlestick maker

anyway, gotta go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329532)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: provocative hospital

no one has ever had sex afaict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329561)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Bearded shimmering resort idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329801)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: carnelian vibrant community account bawdyhouse

she still thinks about u wistfully, probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329640)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Brussels Sprout (Apropos of the Wet Snow)

to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329665)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Fishy Gunner

You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329798)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: talented effete public bath

My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck.

I'm just old, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329844)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:26 AM
Author: aromatic marketing idea

OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49331136)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Puce glittery old irish cottage goyim

posts at xoxo for several years

just remembers this story and thinks it might be interesting to the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329810)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Bearded shimmering resort idea he suggested

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329936)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: buck-toothed chestnut office juggernaut

be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones who managed to survive despite brutal injuries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329981)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Puce glittery old irish cottage goyim

now i know how tribe felt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330128)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: passionate slate telephone multi-billionaire

Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them all before posting fails the reasonable person standard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330153)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Bateful university legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330489)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: Cobalt infuriating point jap

Misspelled 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#50069334)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: Multi-colored Alpha Clown

i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but cute) actress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330125)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: passionate slate telephone multi-billionaire

No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded nigger logic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330146)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: cyan pit dingle berry

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330525)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Judgmental Lake Orchestra Pit Selfie

If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years would have been “HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW I FUCKED TEENAGE PRIME ALICIA SILVERSTONE IN NEW ORLEANS IN 1996 SIGNED [YOUR FULL NAME and SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER]”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330165)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: talented effete public bath

My moniker has changed frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330339)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: cyan pit dingle berry

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330527)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: free-loading fragrant state

There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll bars and claim to be her. Sometimes would take guys home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330514)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: Hairraiser dysfunction

nigs are so stupid it's unreal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330533)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Slimy brunch

180! Can confirm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330535)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:02 AM
Author: Wild Voyeur

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49331124)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: painfully honest floppy hairy legs

I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330758)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: ocher center nibblets

Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49332542)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:47 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle den affirmative action

I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described the sex yet? If not please DESCRIBE it (positions, sounds etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49331141)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Deep Appetizing Field Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49332522)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Mischievous Lemon Chad

Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall reading my sisters SEVENTEEN magazine and Alicia confessing that she peed the bed until she was like 12 (earning the nickname Pee-sha)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49332561)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: yapping mad-dog skullcap

I want to believe

But the idea that we're 22+ years into a 24/7 bull session and you're only just now telling us this is extremely hard to accept.

If I had fucked a prime Alicia Silverstone I wouldn't be discreet about it at all. Like what, you didn't mention this sooner because you're embarrassed about it or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49342349)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: Spectacular Background Story Lodge

OP is Gen X lol

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Date: October 30th, 2026 10:46 PM
Author: Mega Penis



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