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Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartmen...
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"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
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Go over and help him finish.
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He's obliged to
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These are condos with a rental limit
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*MFH posters furious*
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: Seedy Salmon Community Account Cruise Ship

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Soul-stirring tanning salon

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Ocher supple hell pistol

Go over and help him finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761623)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: Naked Umber Sanctuary Organic Girlfriend

He's obliged to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761632)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Vivacious Submissive Theatre

cr. bro code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762852)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: lime exciting property

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: Seedy Salmon Community Account Cruise Ship

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Aquamarine blathering party of the first part

*MFH posters furious*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763185)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Ocher supple hell pistol

upset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763589)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: sepia blood rage

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Hideous Smoky Goyim

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761684)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: Seedy Salmon Community Account Cruise Ship

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: Hilarious bonkers patrolman queen of the night

Did you cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761685)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: big-titted karate gunner

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761687)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: vigorous disgusting casino hissy fit



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: cordovan hairless station old irish cottage

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: Orchid unholy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762077)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: pungent cerebral idea he suggested

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: charcoal regret

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: Seedy Salmon Community Account Cruise Ship

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: titillating spruce home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: bearded cheese-eating stain dragon

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: brindle vibrant base round eye

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762670)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: azure location trust fund

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762725)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: Seedy Salmon Community Account Cruise Ship

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: purple haunting public bath candlestick maker

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762812)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Seedy Salmon Community Account Cruise Ship

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: bearded cheese-eating stain dragon

If she can't take you at your worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763442)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Mildly autistic mexican space

rut roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762820)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: beta thriller ladyboy

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762830)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: brindle vibrant base round eye

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Seedy Salmon Community Account Cruise Ship

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: soggy toaster hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762835)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: low-t nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: glittery wild wagecucks

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762838)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: Nudist concupiscible business firm

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Seedy Salmon Community Account Cruise Ship

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: Nudist concupiscible business firm

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: Seedy Salmon Community Account Cruise Ship

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: Plum Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Magical indirect expression scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766981)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Nudist concupiscible business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767803)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Provocative hairy legs

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763183)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: pungent cerebral idea he suggested

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763349)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: Vivacious Submissive Theatre



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: Plum Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry

After a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: Bespoke wonderful place of business gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763583)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Seedy Salmon Community Account Cruise Ship

Painful yet true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39764321)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: pungent cerebral idea he suggested

Count to twenty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766714)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: Comical metal parlor



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: crimson chest-beating stag film



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: Hideous Smoky Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765145)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: low-t nursing home



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: Tan tattoo crotch



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: cordovan hairless station old irish cottage



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: amethyst cracking theater

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Anal passionate lay



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Disturbing federal travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39770791)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Shaky Becky Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#46012697)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#49346694)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: pungent cerebral idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763308)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: burgundy greedy den

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Indigo unhinged theater stage

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Magical indirect expression scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: ebony deranged mad-dog skullcap codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765071)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Hideous Smoky Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: harsh house

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: cordovan hairless station old irish cottage

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: Nudist concupiscible business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767805)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: pungent cerebral idea he suggested

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: pink church weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#45105858)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: Magical indirect expression scourge upon the earth

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Anal passionate lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: boyish shimmering people who are hurt selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39768247)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Disturbing federal travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39770787)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: Motley tantric kitchen

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: Opaque bateful institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#45105822)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: violent circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Stimulating corner

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Seedy Salmon Community Account Cruise Ship

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: pink church weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: crimson chest-beating stag film

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: Vivacious Submissive Theatre

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: crimson chest-beating stag film

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: sinister spot mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: garnet boistinker son of senegal

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Galvanic lemon sound barrier jap

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: Seedy Salmon Community Account Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: Arousing costumed faggotry giraffe

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: aphrodisiac cream abode athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: Histrionic center

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: gaped address

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone piazza

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: low-t nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: hateful pearl ticket booth

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Hideous Smoky Goyim

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: Seedy Salmon Community Account Cruise Ship

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: Trip effete antidepressant drug dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: low-t nursing home

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: Hideous Smoky Goyim

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: burgundy greedy den

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: amethyst cracking theater

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Vivacious Submissive Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: Sooty Internal Respiration Hall

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: cordovan hairless station old irish cottage

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: bearded cheese-eating stain dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771200)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: Anal passionate lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39768057)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: Marvelous immigrant

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: low-t nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: Mind-boggling narrow-minded multi-billionaire site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766631)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Nudist concupiscible business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: Arousing costumed faggotry giraffe

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Vivacious Submissive Theatre



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: House-broken Indian Lodge



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Magical indirect expression scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: racy hot cuck area



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: pungent cerebral idea he suggested

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Sooty Internal Respiration Hall

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: pungent cerebral idea he suggested

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: Plum Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: amethyst cracking theater

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: Bespoke wonderful place of business gas station

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: Seedy Salmon Community Account Cruise Ship

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: Sooty Internal Respiration Hall

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: Bespoke wonderful place of business gas station

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: Arousing costumed faggotry giraffe

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: gaped address

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: low-t nursing home

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: sepia blood rage

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: Seedy Salmon Community Account Cruise Ship

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: amethyst cracking theater

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: Rambunctious Trailer Park Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: Poppy Mad Cow Disease

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: Seedy Salmon Community Account Cruise Ship

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: amethyst cracking theater

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: purple haunting public bath candlestick maker

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Seedy Salmon Community Account Cruise Ship

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: French twisted tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: amethyst cracking theater

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: aphrodisiac cream abode athletic conference

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: 180 garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: pungent cerebral idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: Curious school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: garnet boistinker son of senegal

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Bossy temple factory reset button

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: pungent cerebral idea he suggested

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: racy hot cuck area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#49346693)