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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
talented hissy fit mexican
  06/30/25
wow lol
clear space degenerate
  06/30/25
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Scarlet marvelous laser beams queen of the night
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
clear space degenerate
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
talented hissy fit mexican
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
adventurous rough-skinned tanning salon tattoo
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
talented hissy fit mexican
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
coral titillating stag film
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
180 wrinkle
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
clear space degenerate
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
costumed irradiated garrison death wish
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
talented hissy fit mexican
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
180 wrinkle
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
tripping ungodly cruise ship
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
clear space degenerate
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
talented hissy fit mexican
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
arousing rehab
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Exciting ruby really tough guy
  06/30/25
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wonderful cocky trust fund
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Dashing hairless center
  06/30/25
...
talented hissy fit mexican
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Topaz Crackhouse Filthpig
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Razzmatazz Peach Indian Lodge Liquid Oxygen
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
abusive mentally impaired milk
  06/30/25
...
costumed irradiated garrison death wish
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
tripping ungodly cruise ship
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
Rebellious Smoky Juggernaut Ticket Booth
  07/01/25
...
Razzmatazz Peach Indian Lodge Liquid Oxygen
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
odious thirsty address
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Out-of-control Gay Principal's Office Athletic Conference
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
startled provocative preventive strike
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Twinkling Unhinged Property Useless Brakes
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
sooty infuriating lodge brethren
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Aphrodisiac Chad
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: talented hissy fit mexican

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: clear space degenerate

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Scarlet marvelous laser beams queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: clear space degenerate

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: talented hissy fit mexican

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: adventurous rough-skinned tanning salon tattoo

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: talented hissy fit mexican

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: coral titillating stag film

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: 180 wrinkle

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: clear space degenerate

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: costumed irradiated garrison death wish

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: talented hissy fit mexican

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: 180 wrinkle

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: tripping ungodly cruise ship

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: clear space degenerate

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: talented hissy fit mexican

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: arousing rehab

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Exciting ruby really tough guy

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: wonderful cocky trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Dashing hairless center

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: talented hissy fit mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Topaz Crackhouse Filthpig

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Peach Indian Lodge Liquid Oxygen

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: abusive mentally impaired milk

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: costumed irradiated garrison death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: tripping ungodly cruise ship

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Rebellious Smoky Juggernaut Ticket Booth

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Peach Indian Lodge Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: odious thirsty address

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Out-of-control Gay Principal's Office Athletic Conference

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: startled provocative preventive strike

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Twinkling Unhinged Property Useless Brakes

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: sooty infuriating lodge brethren

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Chad

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065360)