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HAtp rate this Bavarian woman comic "The Russians are coming"

https://x.com/oberlausitzer_/status/2060721806802084156?s=20
beady-eyed light reading party
  05/30/26
Very funny. Is she a native German speaker? Accent sounds fo...
Cordovan Market Pistol
  05/30/26
nah that's real Bayrisch I don't know about Russians going ...
beady-eyed light reading party
  05/30/26
"I don't give a shit about girls. I need opponents, not...
Cordovan Market Pistol
  05/30/26
when the Russians [who she has just described] invade, they ...
beady-eyed light reading party
  05/30/26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monika_Gruber Monika Gruber w...
beady-eyed light reading party
  05/30/26
They sound weird and I categorically don't like it
Cordovan Market Pistol
  05/30/26
she would eat a dude like that for breakfast
Gaped church building
  05/30/26
Dutt was a new word for me. i guess fortunately.
Aggressive ceo half-breed
  05/30/26
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Cordovan Market Pistol
  05/30/26
Wowza my Austro Bavarian comp was null af
Cordovan Market Pistol
  05/30/26
You had an absolute meltdown when I told you that you are no...
Aggressive ceo half-breed
  05/31/26
You can find some niggaz in Zurich who speak Hochdeutsch my ...
Cordovan Market Pistol
  05/31/26
Again you've missed the point. It's a complete foreign langu...
Aggressive ceo half-breed
  05/31/26
I talked to a Swiss guy the other day. His German was pretty...
Cordovan Market Pistol
  05/31/26
It's strange how France wiped out all regional dialects duri...
Cordovan Market Pistol
  05/31/26


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Date: May 30th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed light reading party

https://x.com/oberlausitzer_/status/2060721806802084156?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870094&forum_id=2#49907739)



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Date: May 30th, 2026 2:45 PM
Author: Cordovan Market Pistol

Very funny. Is she a native German speaker? Accent sounds foreign. Is that real Austro Bavarian? Sounds like Russian speaking German.

It's funny how rightists are super pro Russia when being anti Russia is a hard tenet of NatSoc lol.

Do Russians really go to Berlin looking for a brawl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870094&forum_id=2#49907747)



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Date: May 30th, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: beady-eyed light reading party

nah that's real Bayrisch

I don't know about Russians going to brawl, I think it's more a reference to Germans peeing their pants that the Russian army is about to invade them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870094&forum_id=2#49907755)



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Date: May 30th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Cordovan Market Pistol

"I don't give a shit about girls. I need opponents, not victims." Last line was a little lost on me.

I am a Hochdeutsch monoglot. Sorry Swiss and Bavarians. I will hie myself to Hannover to speak perfectly imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870094&forum_id=2#49907788)



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Date: May 30th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: beady-eyed light reading party

when the Russians [who she has just described] invade, they will be in Berlin Friedrichshain [think Brooklyn] and will come across Finn-Emil [a "male" name, barely] with his blue man-bun and Palestinian scarf, who is lactose intolerant, and the Russians will refuse to shoot him because they want to fight opponents not victims and won't shoot girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870094&forum_id=2#49907794)



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Date: May 30th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed light reading party

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monika_Gruber

Monika Gruber was raised with her two younger brothers on their parental farm in Tittenkofen, Upper Bavaria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870094&forum_id=2#49907795)



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Date: May 30th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: Cordovan Market Pistol

They sound weird and I categorically don't like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870094&forum_id=2#49908133)



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Date: May 30th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Gaped church building

she would eat a dude like that for breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870094&forum_id=2#49907898)



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Date: May 30th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: Aggressive ceo half-breed

Dutt was a new word for me. i guess fortunately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870094&forum_id=2#49907903)



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Date: May 30th, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: Cordovan Market Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870094&forum_id=2#49908128)



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Date: May 30th, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: Cordovan Market Pistol

Wowza my Austro Bavarian comp was null af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870094&forum_id=2#49908129)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 6:53 AM
Author: Aggressive ceo half-breed

You had an absolute meltdown when I told you that you are not going to move to Zurich and learn German. This woman is at least speaking German

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870094&forum_id=2#49908201)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: Cordovan Market Pistol

You can find some niggaz in Zurich who speak Hochdeutsch my nigga chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870094&forum_id=2#49908475)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Aggressive ceo half-breed

Again you've missed the point. It's a complete foreign language to them hence no one is going to speak it with you in any natural environment. It's going to Haiti to learn French

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870094&forum_id=2#49908631)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: Cordovan Market Pistol

I talked to a Swiss guy the other day. His German was pretty mid. So is mine. We could cobble through a convo ok though. But then I met another Swiss woman whose father was German and she spoke perfect German. So it would be more like if half the people in Haiti spoke French which... It's more like only the educated ruling class there do which is like 5-10%. Probably higher percentage of Swiss speak German. 20-30% speak it well and 70% have some understanding from school. Little different case but I accept the analogy. I'm sure there are like 10% of people in Zurich who don't speak a word of Swiss though and just go on in life like they don't care.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870094&forum_id=2#49908664)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Cordovan Market Pistol

It's strange how France wiped out all regional dialects during WWI to the point of near extinction but there's at least 3 types of German none of the other native speakers understand very well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870094&forum_id=2#49908493)