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*OFFICIAL XO WISCONSIN DELLS MEETUP*
| Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine | 10/30/24 |
| calcified dipshit soyim | 10/30/24 |
| Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine | 10/30/24 |
| Patricia Punchibrookus | 10/31/24 |
| infraphysics is hetero | 10/30/24 |
| Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine | 10/30/24 |
| bloomington | 10/30/24 |
| Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine | 10/30/24 |
| infraphysics is hetero | 10/30/24 |
| ,.,,.,..,..,..,.,..,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,.,..,. | 10/30/24 |
| Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine | 10/30/24 |
| Juan Eighty | 10/31/24 |
| Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine | 10/31/24 |
| .,..,,,.,.:";';'<,. | 10/31/24 |
| Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine | 10/31/24 |
| bloomington | 10/31/24 |
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Date: October 30th, 2024 10:44 PM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (Mahchine's 180 Vi$ion is here...XO, privy to the Great Becumming) Alright, fellow degens, it’s time to bring XO to the land of fudge, neon waterslides, and unapologetically trashy Americana. Wisconsin Dells has everything we need: gaudy tourist traps, dive bars, and boats that shouldn’t be allowed on water. Let’s make it a weekend of unapologetic kitsch, questionable life choices, and cheese curds heavy enough to sink a pontoon.
Itinerary:
Day 1: Meet at Paul Bunyan’s for “all-you-can-eat” breakfast, followed by an intense mini-golf tournament (loser buys a round of Spotted Cow). Day 2: Pontoon party on Lake Delton (BYO “beverages”); post-cruise, hit the Wizard Quest maze—think Escape Room but with a side of extreme secondhand embarrassment. Day 3: Fudge shop tour + wine tasting (optional), caps off with a sunset ride on the Ducks. Yes, they still have those WWII amphibious vehicles, and yes, we’re going to act like kids again. Dress code: ironic tourist tees, fanny packs, and at least one article of camo.
Let's turn the Dells into a full-on XO haven for the weekend. Come ready for chaos, cheese overload, and, naturally, the most degenerate thread recap this board’s ever seen. |
Date: October 30th, 2024 10:45 PM Author: calcified dipshit soyim no Duck boat tour? wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5621487&forum_id=2#48261245) |
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Date: October 30th, 2024 10:48 PM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (Mahchine's 180 Vi$ion is here...XO, privy to the Great Becumming) Duck boat tour is non-negotiable, no need to mention.
That amphibious deathtrap is practically a metaphor for this whole trip: one minute you’re cruising on land, the next, you’re plunging into dark, questionable waters.
We’ll be taking those trusty rusty WWII relics straight into the heart of the Dells' grimy underbelly.
This isn’t just a tour; it’s an XO rite of passage. Picture it: overpriced tickets, obese Wisconsinites, stale jokes from the driver, and the unmistakable stench of industrial rust. Pure Americana. |
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Date: October 31st, 2024 7:06 PM Author: Patricia Punchibrookus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5621487&forum_id=2#48265232) |
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Date: October 30th, 2024 11:01 PM Author: infraphysics is hetero (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5621487&forum_id=2#48261343) |
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Date: October 30th, 2024 11:03 PM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (Mahchine's 180 Vi$ion is here...XO, privy to the Great Becumming) Duck boat tour is a given, but just remember: this isn’t some sanitized tourist joyride. We’re talking bare-bones, rusted-out pieces of American history that belong in a museum (or the scrapyard).
not just about $eeing the $ights; it’s about staring down the absurdity of midwestern tourism |
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Date: October 30th, 2024 11:16 PM Author: bloomington (🦬) I might be down (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5621487&forum_id=2#48261406) |
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Date: October 30th, 2024 11:17 PM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (Mahchine's 180 Vi$ion is here...XO, privy to the Great Becumming) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5621487&forum_id=2#48261408) |
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Date: October 30th, 2024 11:26 PM Author: infraphysics is hetero (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5621487&forum_id=2#48261450) |
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Date: October 30th, 2024 11:18 PM Author: ,.,,.,..,..,..,.,..,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,.,..,. We gonna see any fat tittied MILFs chugging brandy old fashioneds at these dive bars? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5621487&forum_id=2#48261413) |
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Date: October 30th, 2024 11:25 PM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (Mahchine's 180 Vi$ion is here...XO, privy to the Great Becumming) Is it even a Dells meetup without fat tittied MILFs downing brandy old fashioneds at the dingiest dive bars this side of the Mississippi? The answer is no. We’re not just going for the fudge and tourist traps, boys—this trip is about experiencing pure Wisconsin hedonism in all its trashy, midwestern glory.
So yes, expect brandy chuggers in camo and leopard print, more curves than the pontoon can handle, and bartenders who pour like they’re trying to make you forget the world. This is gonna be peak Americana, right down to the last cheese curd. |
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Date: October 31st, 2024 6:27 PM Author: Juan Eighty What's the date (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5621487&forum_id=2#48265082) |
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Date: October 31st, 2024 7:05 PM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (Mahchine's 180 Vi$ion is here...XO, privy to the Great Becumming) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5621487&forum_id=2#48265224) |
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Date: October 31st, 2024 7:08 PM Author: .,..,,,.,.:";';'<,. Cruisin’ Chubbys on Saturday ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5621487&forum_id=2#48265245) |
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Date: October 31st, 2024 7:09 PM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (Mahchine's 180 Vi$ion is here...XO, privy to the Great Becumming) 😜 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5621487&forum_id=2#48265248) |
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Date: October 31st, 2024 7:12 PM Author: bloomington (🦬) I can't make that, I'm going to the Packers-Lions game this weekend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5621487&forum_id=2#48265259) |