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Proles earn "points" they can "redeem" for garbage (evan39)
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Date: June 25th, 2025 4:45 PM Author: evan39 My company offers this stupid nonsense where you can get "points" for certain things and then "redeem" them for crap like t-shirts, free drinks, and other "swag" items. I think it's absurd and refuse to participate in the charade. But some of my co-workers take it really seriously and think it's a big deal to get a gift card. One guy -- heavyset in his forties with a wife and three kids -- excitedly told me that he was going to redeem 500 points this week. Apparently that will get him a coffee mug or something equally retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49049531) |
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Date: June 25th, 2025 4:49 PM Author: Fratty Did you tell them that you poast on a website where you can get "blank bumps" for certain things, and that if you get enough blank bumps you can get seeded to participate in an annual six round "mega poaster madness" bracket tournament and that if you win said tournament you actually get nothing, because rach is too cheap to even pay for a retarded coffee mug?
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Date: June 26th, 2025 6:59 AM Author: habeas penem A 1000 blank bump thread is more prestigious than an OBE (and it's not even close) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49050844) |
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Date: June 25th, 2025 4:51 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) a ritual offering to the Mahchine™..a microtransaction to stave off despair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49049558) |
Date: June 25th, 2025 4:46 PM Author: Mideast Peace Accords (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49049537) |
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Date: June 25th, 2025 10:50 PM Author: evan39 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49050471) |
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Date: June 26th, 2025 12:04 AM Bring it up at the next partnership retreat, this isn't really something a prestigious firm should be doing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49050577) |
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Date: June 26th, 2025 12:07 AM Author: evan39 ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49050579) |
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Date: June 26th, 2025 12:20 AM Author: CapTTTainFalcon I really want a Perkins Coie Yeti tumbler. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49050587) |
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Date: June 26th, 2025 6:45 AM Author: turnips (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49050829) |
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Date: June 26th, 2025 12:36 AM Author: evan39 https://media.craiyon.com/2025-06-26/2aGdRPKdSKq0zuGvrnjbAg.webp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49050603) |
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Date: June 26th, 2025 12:37 AM Author: hank_scorpio enjoy not getting free coffee mugs from your gc overlords who fuck you exactly as bad but give you NO COFFEE MUGS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49050605) |
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Date: June 26th, 2025 12:44 AM Author: "'''""""'"' the argument is that the cost of these "free" disbursements is then baked in to the market value of the goods on offer and that you're effectively being penalized via a "stealth tax" for not having the energy or care to engage with these sorts of psuedoludic systems for consumer engagement this, while true, picks at a thread about what's desirable w/r/t economic efficiency that should make any situation-conscious lawyer start to squirm. some chaucer bit about sleeping dogs comes to mind |
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Date: June 26th, 2025 1:13 AM Author: hank_scorpio sounds like the bitter musings of a man with no coffee mug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49050651) |
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Date: June 26th, 2025 1:22 AM Author: "'''""""'"' let's see paul allen's zyn rewards level (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49050654) |
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Date: June 26th, 2025 7:13 AM Author: turnips Is this in reference to credit card points all the people in your biglaw firm try to game? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49050847) |