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Just imagine the MASSIVE LOAD of CUM the market will shoot if/when the war ends
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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:42 AM Author: odious tan shrine preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864193&forum_id=2#49868987) |
Date: May 6th, 2026 6:43 AM Author: mildly autistic curious mad-dog skullcap idiots always say 'the market has priced that in!'
well in this case u wld think its priced in the war ending soon, wtf else wld it bump despite all this bad shit
but now idiots will say it will pump moar cause trump has a fake peace plan
its all so tiring and BS and retarded, this is just pure gambling |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:55 AM Author: odious tan shrine preventive strike it's better 2 think about liquidity dynamics than things being "priced in." the initial downward movement created short positions that squeezed in the other direction when the market decided that the risk in this war was nbd. so we've overcorrected because there was asymmetric upward momentum after the initial move down. but markets probably assume that the the war is going to last and if it actually ends sooner rather than later it is going to be an absolute risk-on bonanza, the remaining bear positions will get wiped out over like two days and we will be up another 10-15% in a week.
if the war extends there's real downside potential because of energy prices but the possibility of that is still keeping markets lower than they might otherwise go. so we can go down bigly if the war really does extend and the momentum trade peters out, but also could go up bigly if the downside risk is erased overnight. |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:02 AM Author: Spruce orchestra pit faggot firefighter vix is 16. the war is over ljl.
everyone's a prognosticator in a bull market eh |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:11 AM Author: odious tan shrine preventive strike low vix right now means the market is sitting on its hands waiting for something to happen after the market went down and then squeezed, not that we're back to status quo. if things draw out it will get ugly, if it ends it will squeeze more. this is a holding pattern between two potential big moves, one up and one down, one of which has to happen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864193&forum_id=2#49869024) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:15 AM Author: Spruce orchestra pit faggot firefighter /ES is up 1% , /CL is down 10%, and VIX is down to 16.5, and the market is sitting on its hands?
ok tommy im with you we need a fucking crash |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:21 AM Author: mildly autistic curious mad-dog skullcap its hilarous trying to pretned there's a rationale to this madness, this is just some fraud manipulation, pure and simplel nigga
axios and that bavad kike are mossad agents and these niggas coordinate every other day to pump the markets and tame the oil prices its absurd shit |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:43 AM Author: galvanic disturbing generalized bond newt It's not gambling. It's the people in power continuously saying since post-Lehman nearly 20 years ago: "we are veddy veddy sorry, we will do the needful for stock market to not go down, veddy sorry we will revert." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864193&forum_id=2#49869072) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:48 AM Author: mildly autistic curious mad-dog skullcap this is a stupid take going around, pretnding the market has just gone straight up every day, every week for years
its stupi to loook at a chart and pretend thats the case, maybe long term it is but everyone knows the market went up and down hugely many times
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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:49 AM Author: coiffed azure yarmulke You yourself are so stupid that you don't realize just how stupid you are. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864193&forum_id=2#49869084) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:56 AM Author: galvanic disturbing generalized bond newt Our leaders are doing the needful but you are veddy veddy stubborn saar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864193&forum_id=2#49869100) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: coiffed azure yarmulke veddy stupid* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864193&forum_id=2#49869101) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:30 AM Author: mildly autistic curious mad-dog skullcap manipulating markets is to the needful saar, as a bharatistani i believe in ethics, morality, and free markets. sad birdshits dont agree (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864193&forum_id=2#49869151) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:44 AM Author: coiffed azure yarmulke Don't worry; TT will still figure out a way to lose money when this happens. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864193&forum_id=2#49869075) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:49 AM Author: mildly autistic curious mad-dog skullcap by next week maybe im at the point i just give up and put 500k into SPY and then it immediately crashes 10% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864193&forum_id=2#49869083) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:52 AM Author: coiffed azure yarmulke You should've done what a non-retarded investor would've done: put that $500k into SPY about a month ago when it dipped 10% from its all-time high because 10% is a reliable indicator to buy SPY or any other total market fund. I personally bought $8k of VTI when that happened. My net worth is now at record highs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864193&forum_id=2#49869090) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:30 AM Author: mildly autistic curious mad-dog skullcap yea i was abt to but my target was 15% and QQQ got to 13% off high but yeah im retarded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864193&forum_id=2#49869153) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:27 AM Author: Judgmental provocative dilemma mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864193&forum_id=2#49869309) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:29 AM Author: Copper Set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864193&forum_id=2#49869312) |