Describe life in Charlotte on $330K
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Date: October 27th, 2026 11:34 AM Author: gentle jack jones
Car goes in the shop, you take the bus to work, STABBED. Guy gets let out 2 days later and never charged
Luckily there is a place for you, CARY (containment area for relocated Yankees)
Edit: never mind that’s in RALLEY
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Date: October 27th, 2026 11:43 AM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)
When I was a child, my family would travel, down to Davidson College in suburban Charlotte.
Oh daddy, won't you take me back to Mecklenburg County down by the Catawba River where paradise lay.
Well I'm sorry my son, but you're too late in asking, Duke Energy done dammed her anyway.
Well sometimes we'd swim in those hot bathtub waters
of Lake Norman, lose track of the tower cooling a mile away
Where the brown silty water of the ancient Catawba
Went up our suits and gave our nostrils a fill
And daddy won't you take me back to Mecklenburg County down by the Catawba where paradise lay?
Well I'm sorry my son, but you're too late in asking
Steph's three-pointers drained her charm all away
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Date: October 27th, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
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Date: October 27th, 2026 12:15 PM Author: St_Faustulon
Back in the mid 2000s DARPA worked on a project to create hyper realistic urban warfare training environments after the brutal fighting in Ramadi and Fallujah. To achieve this they created hundreds of thousands of un-ensouled flesh golems to just mill about fake cities at the Yakima Training Center in Washington and do things like get into car accidents or stand in doorways drooling or shoot at each other randomly.
Unfortunately due to the recession the government didn’t have the budget to keep them so Bank of America offered to resettle them in Charlotte. Now their programming occasionally kicks in at random (driving Nissan Altimas like they’re VBIEDs, stabbing people on public transit, etc.)
Charlotte dares to ask the question, “what if all the stuff that makes some people put up with larger cities wasn’t there?“ There’s more dangerous cities that are more expensive or have more traffic but at least they have some sort of semblance of something interesting.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5914983&forum_id=2#50205964) |
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