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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:08 AM
Author: Misunderstood internet-worthy mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28019624)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: Crimson native

Kevin McCallister is now in biglaw, he just fell asleep at 2 am while a boomer partner is looking over a document Kevin worked all night on. He sees a typo in his clients name on page 38, he looks up and yells

"KEVIN!"

Mccallister wakes up in a cold sweat as if he heard him directly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28019649)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:12 AM
Author: Misunderstood internet-worthy mood



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:16 AM
Author: Electric Narrow-minded Station



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:20 AM
Author: crusty talented internal respiration generalized bond



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:32 AM
Author: Ultramarine locus travel guidebook



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: Fishy queen of the night round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28019819)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: big mauve home

Fuck this GAY EARTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28201765)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: bat shit crazy library

Lol 1 fucking 80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414582)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Yapping high-end church



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Date: December 24th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Misunderstood internet-worthy mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32224088)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 11:54 PM
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Date: January 19th, 2017 6:49 PM
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Date: November 28th, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Misunderstood internet-worthy mood



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:52 AM
Author: Sapphire principal's office



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: Crimson native

Kevin goes up to partner, "IM NOT AFRAID ANYMORE!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28019663)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:01 PM
Author: Bateful ebony rehab puppy



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:13 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Crimson native

Kevin says he has to leave at 6 since family is over, boomer partner plans to drive by to ensure the veracity of this claim, kevin uses michael jordan cut outs and mannequin to make a fake party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28019669)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: frisky university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28019766)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: odious rigor



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: flickering pit



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Geriatric useless gas station hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28020991)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:15 PM
Author: pearl cracking menage mad-dog skullcap



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 1:58 AM
Author: hairraiser azure idea he suggested range



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:05 AM
Author: Sapphire principal's office



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:08 AM
Author: Shimmering vivacious marketing idea



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Date: June 25th, 2015 10:45 PM
Author: Misunderstood internet-worthy mood



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Date: June 25th, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: Fuchsia free-loading institution



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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:11 PM
Author: henna background story



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Date: November 28th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Misunderstood internet-worthy mood



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: cocky irradiated black woman

180

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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: Misunderstood internet-worthy mood



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:10 PM
Author: excitant whorehouse masturbator



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Date: December 21st, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Stubborn locale old irish cottage



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:59 AM
Author: rose sanctuary karate

this is the funniest thing i've ever read on this site

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Date: February 4th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Misunderstood internet-worthy mood



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Dark goyim athletic conference



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:06 PM
Author: indigo swashbuckling pisswyrm



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:22 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Parlour

180,000,000

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Date: November 26th, 2016 4:11 PM
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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:49 PM
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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:52 PM
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Date: December 24th, 2016 12:13 PM
Author: Misunderstood internet-worthy mood



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Date: December 24th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: zombie-like aggressive brethren national security agency

I'm literally crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32219864)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 12:26 AM
Author: passionate cruel-hearted legend



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:30 PM
Author: razzle fear-inspiring forum shitlib



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Date: December 7th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: Cyan Beady-eyed Stead Sound Barrier



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Misunderstood internet-worthy mood



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: maniacal doctorate new version



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:54 AM
Author: Sapphire principal's office



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: violent double fault



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Date: May 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: At-the-ready garrison



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: chest-beating marvelous private investor

Senior Associate pointing out old Partner to Kevin: "He just walks up and down the halls each day asking people about their hours. He has a big pile of papers in his office, where some say he keeps the bodies of Associates who were below target."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28019750)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: Bateful ebony rehab puppy



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Crimson native

There are 15 associates on this case and you're the only one who has to cause typos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28020166)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:04 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Senate



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:45 AM
Author: Supple Cruise Ship

"I don't want to do doc review with Fuller. He'll drink too much and piss himself."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28020262)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Shimmering vivacious marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28026072)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:10 AM
Author: hairraiser azure idea he suggested range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28026079)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Vengeful Copper Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414564)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:19 AM
Author: Shimmering vivacious marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33771036)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: Misunderstood internet-worthy mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#36839076)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:48 AM
Author: chest-beating marvelous private investor

Partner to Kevin in front of deal team: "Look what you did you little JERK"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28020283)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Shimmering vivacious marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28026073)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:11 AM
Author: hairraiser azure idea he suggested range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28026080)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: Misunderstood internet-worthy mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28261349)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: hyperventilating titillating crotch theater

Kevin digging through the insulated bag from Seamless: "Hey, who took my vegan pad thai?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28020290)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33036597)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: Misunderstood internet-worthy mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28020295)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:52 AM
Author: crusty talented internal respiration generalized bond

"Track the changes you pithy animal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28020302)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:05 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28026047)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:09 PM
Author: stimulating legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28201889)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 2:49 PM
Author: Geriatric useless gas station hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28261708)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:11 PM
Author: henna background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28262325)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: Bateful ebony rehab puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29275057)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Vengeful Copper Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414566)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Irate roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414796)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Misunderstood internet-worthy mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#34792104)



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Date: December 14th, 2019 4:12 PM
Author: adulterous orchid giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39265608)



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Date: December 17th, 2020 8:29 PM
Author: Charismatic Lay Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41569114)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: Sapphire principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646623)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:10 PM
Author: citrine corn cake theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646660)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Misunderstood internet-worthy mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28020889)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Big-titted Dilemma Weed Whacker

Kevin in line to buy Sonicare e-toothbrush, spots named partner in pharmacy line, they lock eyes, Kevin flees, is chased by militarized cops onto Rockefeller ice rink and shot dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28021114)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:04 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28026039)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: adulterous orchid giraffe

Guys - I don't think this thread was supposed to be about "biglaw Kevin" . . .

Check op again . . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28201843)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: elite liquid oxygen trust fund

To be fair,

That was before we found out that Kevin is now in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414607)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: Yapping high-end church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32150531)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: violent double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646681)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Crimson native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414773)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: stimulating legal warrant

Is this toothbrush approved by the American dental association? *sends spoliation letter*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28201898)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: Misunderstood internet-worthy mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28640238)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Bateful ebony rehab puppy

"My shrew girlfriend...WOOF!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29275064)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:07 PM
Author: Drunken Really Tough Guy Stage

partner in charge turns himself into a tarantula and stalks kevin around his spacious winnetka home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29275120)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: Multi-colored Meetinghouse Depressive

Kevin! You spent $987 on SEAMLESS!?!?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414622)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: Soul-stirring piazza

Kevin having heart-to-heart with a bitter nazi homosexual department store elf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414627)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Curious Swollen Toilet Seat

"I know you're not the real evan39, but I know you work for him."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29450741)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Crimson native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29450745)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 7:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29753550)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: Yapping high-end church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32150532)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:08 AM
Author: startling provocative theatre water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33036525)



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Date: December 12th, 2020 10:34 PM
Author: Racy Judgmental Hall Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41537092)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Crimson native

Biglaw Kevin watching porn in the office alone on Christmas Day.

"Guys, I'm watching porn and padding billing! You better come out and stop me!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414638)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Multi-colored Meetinghouse Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414662)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 7:49 PM
Author: Misunderstood internet-worthy mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29753545)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:20 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33036604)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: Shimmering vivacious marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33771040)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: comical plaza ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39333809)



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Date: December 20th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Crimson native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29420138)



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Date: December 21st, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Crimson native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29430563)



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Date: December 21st, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Crimson native

Kevin alone at bar on Tuesday after work hammered.

Hot bartender: are you here by yourself?

Kevin: I'm twenty eight years old, you think I'd be here by myself? I don't think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29430591)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:17 AM
Author: Crimson native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29438114)



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Date: March 30th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Crimson native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#30168411)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:56 AM
Author: Crimson native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29450731)



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Date: February 13th, 2016 2:18 AM
Author: Crimson native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29817258)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Crimson native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#31200690)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Supple Cruise Ship

Kevin's family notices he didn't board the plane for the family vacation in France, but nobody does anything about it because this is the fourth time he's bailed on a long-planned vacation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#31200795)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: henna background story

1-8-0.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#31200886)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Misunderstood internet-worthy mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32224094)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 11:59 PM
Author: Arousing Impertinent Pocket Flask Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32224668)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:21 AM
Author: Shimmering vivacious marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33771041)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: chest-beating marvelous private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#34748418)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: Crimson native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#36704029)



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Date: December 21st, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: Mind-boggling lake son of senegal haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#37447688)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: maniacal doctorate new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39333781)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:36 PM
Author: Trip nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646763)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:29 PM
Author: Crimson native

"Excuse me sir this is MCLE approved by the American Bar Association?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#31200905)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Misunderstood internet-worthy mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#35020276)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: Sapphire principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646624)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:32 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Parlour

BigLaw Kevin prepares to enter a courtroom for the first time after 5 years preparing trial notebooks "This is it! Don't get scared now!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#31200928)



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Date: November 26th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Crimson native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#31996036)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:46 PM
Author: Crimson native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32150493)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: excitant whorehouse masturbator

Had to do the math on this and then got really depressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32173692)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: Misunderstood internet-worthy mood

OP is from 2015 too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#35020301)



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Date: December 29th, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: Soggy Beta Pervert Jewess

Thread could have been made in 2012 and still been correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39346202)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 10:48 PM
Author: sable disrespectful space

this is what the home alone kid was up to in the early 2000s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5gxjvYDPJQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32224234)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: Wine gaping dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32224607)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Crimson native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32234846)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:06 AM
Author: Crimson native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33036516)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: Crimson native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33771031)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: Crimson native

Bump4johnheard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33829983)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: Crimson native

Kevin told his partners not to contact him, since he was at a funeral. He feels a vibration in his leg. He looks down at his phone, no email or text. He has ALS instead. He is relieved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33829990)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Crimson native

Kevin gives a speech at the funeral:

"My dad was a great guy. Raised a wonderful family."

"Hold on guys important phone call. You guys understand I'm a senior associate now I have responsibilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33830079)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: chest-beating marvelous private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#34748406)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: razzle fear-inspiring forum shitlib

top thread. would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#34748434)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 8:23 PM
Author: Misunderstood internet-worthy mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#34864438)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: onyx elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#35020278)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: Misunderstood internet-worthy mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#35613671)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 27th, 2019 11:29 AM
Author: chest-beating marvelous private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39333776)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: Trip nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#35933392)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Crimson native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#36704022)



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Date: December 21st, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: Crimson native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#37447679)



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Date: February 12th, 2019 4:54 AM
Author: Bright voyeur

Home Alone 2 also

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#37768046)



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Date: February 12th, 2019 4:56 AM
Author: pontificating corner

Both were filmed in the same studio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#37768048)



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Date: December 14th, 2019 4:08 PM
Author: Crimson native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39265585)



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Date: December 24th, 2019 9:02 PM
Author: Crimson native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39320948)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: comical plaza ceo

Kevin overhears partner meeting where they decide they are going to come down to his office at 8 a.m. the next morning to give him the talk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39333822)



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Date: January 11th, 2020 10:44 PM
Author: excitant whorehouse masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39416836)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 12:55 AM
Author: Crimson native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#40107200)



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Date: July 22nd, 2020 11:07 PM
Author: snowy property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#40647241)



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Date: December 12th, 2020 10:29 PM
Author: Crimson native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41537056)



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Date: December 17th, 2020 8:30 PM
Author: Charismatic Lay Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41569118)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Crimson native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41614658)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Misunderstood internet-worthy mood

Holy shit, this thread is five years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41614837)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 1:17 PM
Author: pearl cracking menage mad-dog skullcap

Closer to the moon landing than today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41614856)



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Date: October 14th, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: Crimson native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#43273681)



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Date: October 27th, 2021 3:13 PM
Author: Misunderstood internet-worthy mood

This thread came out closer to 9/11 than today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#43339303)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:37 PM
Author: Trip nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646764)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Black razzmatazz lodge mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#48941372)



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Date: October 27th, 2021 3:37 PM
Author: smoky sinister azn hell

*Kennedy assassination

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#43339433)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 1:06 AM
Author: navy diverse ticket booth dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#44280793)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:50 AM
Author: Crimson native



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Author: citrine corn cake theater stage



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Date: October 3rd, 2023 10:58 AM
Author: Crimson native



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Author: Crimson native



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Date: October 31st, 2025 7:40 PM
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