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Really hope my FRIENDS here will watch my CA9 argument at 9:30 tmrw

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kink-friendly wagecucks
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Shaky philosopher-king
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Ty
kink-friendly wagecucks
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Thriller corn cake associate
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are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?
obsidian stead
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The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation...
kink-friendly wagecucks
  07/14/25
so far I remain unrenumerated
obsidian stead
  07/14/25
That’s all about to change.
kink-friendly wagecucks
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make it quick I'm drowning here
obsidian stead
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Is this from the gas station case? I remember seeing thos...
Sticky Tanning Salon
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Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pill...
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red geriatric cumskin degenerate
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it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again...
Galvanic magenta psychic
  07/14/25
who is opposing counsel
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A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.
kink-friendly wagecucks
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i wish both you and zurich tp luck
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9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?
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  07/14/25
Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ
histrionic bearded clown
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what a stud
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will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your F...
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I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’l...
kink-friendly wagecucks
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Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice ar...
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Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that'...
histrionic bearded clown
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Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me f...
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The N-word would be a clever wink
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You're honor I'm gay
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"I have sex with men for money"
histrionic bearded clown
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at least use the word scholarship.
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Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...
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Bangarang could fly under the radar
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your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black ...
obsidian stead
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CNN made “jet black” too famous
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I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger...
obsidian stead
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May it please this Tall Court, counsel...
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Best of luck
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EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow
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judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the bac...
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what is this case over anyway
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Where is the link
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=U...
Irradiated menage chad
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Ty This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm
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what's the azn lawyer's moniker?
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looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary ...
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Here he comes
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He said "your honors" when he meant "yours ho...
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rookie blunder
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Wow aren't laws crazy
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Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack Maybe you two...
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1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that...
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Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the o...
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almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably alre...
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French dingle berry
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Sorry your honor i fucked up haha
Emerald fluffy lodge giraffe
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why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?
jet-lagged lay becky
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Really makes you think huh
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but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size...
jet-lagged lay becky
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Emerald fluffy lodge giraffe
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Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo th...
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Emerald fluffy lodge giraffe
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Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺
kink-friendly wagecucks
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Oh epah fucked up
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baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad
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needs legal advice
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Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol
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Imagine?
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Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of &ls...
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"I can turn him straight"
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The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on ...
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French dingle berry
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I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and ho...
jet-lagged lay becky
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“If your honors would like…”
fishy fragrant party of the first part
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Tho humble
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we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation
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lawyers no one has ever heard of tp
jet-lagged lay becky
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That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well w...
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he's doing great court has no interests in his opponents ...
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I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living ea...
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Relatively modest recovery tp
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Took some umbrage tp Unbridled success tp
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Further errors tp
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forwent work
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looking at their firm size tp
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Just realized that the firm they went against in this case i...
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Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny...
jet-lagged lay becky
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Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envis...
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*gayer
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That’s how all people from CA sound
hateful green organic girlfriend
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Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."
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He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm...
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bronze violent azn stage
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he's just "eccentric"
histrionic bearded clown
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why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose t...
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tls fox
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jet-lagged lay becky
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lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liber...
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Irradiated menage chad
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"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the fir...
bronze violent azn stage
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did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in th...
Zippy Area Faggot Firefighter
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Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as eviden...
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let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting
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gonna have to be way more specific
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"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four bl...
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It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂
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Lmaooooo What was all the discussion about novelty and co...
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We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on Califor...
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Defense taking umbrage tp
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I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.
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was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?
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pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris
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Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut
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litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest...
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not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (cand...
Lemon supple dilemma
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s
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im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and manneri...
Lemon supple dilemma
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ive listened to tsinah as well 😔
Out-of-control Iridescent Site
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He’s really good
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im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encoun...
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180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster
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as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being h...
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jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contributi...
Lemon supple dilemma
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slaveholders were 180 tho
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EPAH is worse than any slaveholder
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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: kink-friendly wagecucks

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Shaky philosopher-king

lob friend watching attorney roe with clear eyes

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: kink-friendly wagecucks

Ty

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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Thriller corn cake associate



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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: obsidian stead

are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: kink-friendly wagecucks

The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation, skill, and experience.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: obsidian stead

so far I remain unrenumerated

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: kink-friendly wagecucks

That’s all about to change.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: obsidian stead

make it quick I'm drowning here

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Sticky Tanning Salon

Is this from the gas station case?

I remember seeing those fee arguments a while ago and thought you were on reasonably solid ground, with a pretty well developed basis for your request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101439)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: kink-friendly wagecucks

Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pills case was over a long time ago, after RT and I agreed to be nice to each other.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: red geriatric cumskin degenerate



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Galvanic magenta psychic

it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Irradiated menage chad

who is opposing counsel

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: kink-friendly wagecucks

A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Irradiated menage chad

i wish both you and zurich tp luck

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:40 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:53 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: balding coldplay fan digit ratio



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Lemon supple dilemma



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: titillating cruel-hearted jap



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: histrionic bearded clown

9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: kink-friendly wagecucks

Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: histrionic bearded clown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ

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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: French dingle berry

what a stud

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: sienna racy whorehouse

will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your FRIENDS plz

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: kink-friendly wagecucks

I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’ll let it fly

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: fighting aphrodisiac bawdyhouse mood

Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice area is the load bearing slash of our petition for fees.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: histrionic bearded clown

Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that's a complete 180 from what's in the papers. Hope this helps.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: fighting aphrodisiac bawdyhouse mood

Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me feeling like a beady eyed Breezewood bathroom attendant

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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Clear godawful half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103242)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: fishy fragrant party of the first part

The N-word would be a clever wink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101551)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: razzle white milk

You're honor I'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101589)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: histrionic bearded clown

"I have sex with men for money"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101740)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: shivering overrated really tough guy shrine

at least use the word scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101744)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: shivering overrated really tough guy shrine

Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101748)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: anal institution cuck

Bangarang could fly under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49102959)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: obsidian stead

your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black letter law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101573)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: kink-friendly wagecucks

CNN made “jet black” too famous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101585)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: obsidian stead

I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger" but that seems too on the nose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101664)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: stimulating free-loading roommate antidepressant drug

May it please this Tall Court, counsel...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49102962)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Doobsian School Cafeteria

Best of luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101830)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Nubile pocket flask

good luck buddy

the most "appellate" work ive done lately is getting a frivolous small claims court appeal dismissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49102964)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: jet-lagged lay becky

got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgating rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49102968)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Irradiated menage chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103126)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: French dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49116110)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: jet-lagged lay becky

EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Irradiated menage chad

judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103137)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Nubile pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103140)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: jet-lagged lay becky

what is this case over anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103147)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: bronze violent azn stage

Where is the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Irradiated menage chad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=UnitedStatesCourtofAppealsfortheNinthCircuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103145)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: bronze violent azn stage

Ty

This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103153)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Trip School

what's the azn lawyer's moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103143)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: onyx native

looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary goes down in flames 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103151)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: jet-lagged lay becky

Here he comes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103161)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: jet-lagged lay becky

He said "your honors" when he meant "yours honor" off to a terrible start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103163)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Confused Sexy Famous Landscape Painting Halford

rookie blunder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103186)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Nubile pocket flask

ahhhhh shit!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103162)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Emerald fluffy lodge giraffe

Wow aren't laws crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103164)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: bronze violent azn stage

Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack

Maybe you two should link up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103168)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: jet-lagged lay becky

1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that, EPAH voted for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103171)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Trip School

Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the other guy was talking about, I'd like to focus on the district court fucking me over on fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103170)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: jet-lagged lay becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103174)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: fishy fragrant party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103204)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Lemon supple dilemma

almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably already knew he wasnt getting dat retrial walking in but none of the judges stopping epah and asking him about defendants argument really hammers home hes dunn hurr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103584)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: splenetic station masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103798)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: French dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49116113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Emerald fluffy lodge giraffe

Sorry your honor i fucked up haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103177)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: jet-lagged lay becky

why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103179)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: bronze violent azn stage

Really makes you think huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103184)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: jet-lagged lay becky

but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size doesn't matter"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103188)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Emerald fluffy lodge giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103193)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Trip School

Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103183)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Emerald fluffy lodge giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103191)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: kink-friendly wagecucks

Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103350)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: sienna racy whorehouse

Oh epah fucked up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103181)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: histrionic bearded clown

baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103192)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Emerald fluffy lodge giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103194)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Mustard headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103198)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: fishy fragrant party of the first part

baldmo judge tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103201)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: dashing transparent haunted graveyard indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103251)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Hyperventilating vivacious indirect expression spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103397)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: titillating cruel-hearted jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103523)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Clear godawful half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103246)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: dashing transparent haunted graveyard indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103250)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Out-of-control Iridescent Site

needs legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103582)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: bronze violent azn stage

Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103195)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: charismatic deer antler stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103534)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: fishy fragrant party of the first part

Imagine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104300)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: fishy fragrant party of the first part

Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of ‘archaic’ antitrust law. “I would have awarded a higher rate because I know how hard it is.”

Too bad EPAH is fumbling the record cites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103199)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: jet-lagged lay becky

"I can turn him straight"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103202)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Irradiated menage chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103207)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: bronze violent azn stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103214)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: fishy fragrant party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103215)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: dashing transparent haunted graveyard indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103298)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Motley Bossy Theater Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103333)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Zombie-like Plum Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103430)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: titillating cruel-hearted jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103524)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Translucent federal volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: kink-friendly wagecucks

The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on the third appeal of our cigar case. I’ve got a feeling she’s going to be delivering a lot of money to me thru these two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103390)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: French dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49116117)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: jet-lagged lay becky

I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and hope EPAH takes off his shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103200)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: fishy fragrant party of the first part

“If your honors would like…”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103210)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: sienna racy whorehouse

Tho humble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103209)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Mustard headpube

we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103212)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Trip School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103310)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: jet-lagged lay becky

lawyers no one has ever heard of tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103218)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: kink-friendly wagecucks

That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well with people when he says it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103353)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: jet-lagged lay becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103355)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: onyx native

he's doing great

court has no interests in his opponents arguments, spending the whole argument thinking very seriously about whether EPAH should get more money

one fuck up on the citation on 7-8, but handled it smoothly

I liked the "top floor of the u.s. bank building" point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103227)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: fishy fragrant party of the first part

I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living earning fees on earning fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103252)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Lemon supple dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103570)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Emerald fluffy lodge giraffe

Relatively modest recovery tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103234)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Emerald fluffy lodge giraffe

Took some umbrage tp

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103237)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: jet-lagged lay becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103239)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Emerald fluffy lodge giraffe

Further errors tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103240)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: sienna racy whorehouse

forwent work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103256)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: jet-lagged lay becky

looking at their firm size tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103269)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: bronze violent azn stage

Just realized that the firm they went against in this case is literally named "Prestige"

Fucking lmao at "lawyers" Jesus Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103245)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: jet-lagged lay becky

Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny pink 2 minutes of rebuttal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103253)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: hateful green organic girlfriend

Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envisioned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103249)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: sienna racy whorehouse

*gayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103254)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: hateful green organic girlfriend

That’s how all people from CA sound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103276)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: histrionic bearded clown

Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103741)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: dashing transparent haunted graveyard indian lodge

He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm's LGBTQ affinity group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103257)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Motley Bossy Theater Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103332)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Galvanic magenta psychic

kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103379)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: kink-friendly wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103356)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: titillating cruel-hearted jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103525)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: offensive jet theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103540)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: splenetic station masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103800)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: razzle white milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104420)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Frisky Gaping Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105376)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: bronze violent azn stage

Agreed

Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts here haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103260)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: histrionic bearded clown

he's just "eccentric"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103266)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: jet-lagged lay becky

why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose this case, whatever it's about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103261)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: dashing transparent haunted graveyard indian lodge

tls fox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: jet-lagged lay becky

https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html

jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103280)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: dashing transparent haunted graveyard indian lodge

lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liberals in biglaw comic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103290)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Irradiated menage chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103411)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: bronze violent azn stage

"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the first place and we should have won and so we shouldn't even have to pay these guys any money to begin with, let alone the amount of money they say they deserve"

Whoa. So this is the power of Lawyering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103284)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: Zippy Area Faggot Firefighter

did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in the back of the court room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103302)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Bipolar milky box office

Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as evidence of his TTTness like the old MLB scouts in Moneyball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103291)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: sienna racy whorehouse

let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103296)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: jet-lagged lay becky

gonna have to be way more specific

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103313)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: kink-friendly wagecucks

👋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103360)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: Hyperventilating vivacious indirect expression spot

"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four black children."

*9th circuit stares blankly*

"Two of them are Trans"

*papers shuffle around*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103366)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: kink-friendly wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103374)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Hyperventilating vivacious indirect expression spot

You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had no idea what this case was about. This was the most obscure shit ever. It's cool you make a lot of money arguing with other eggheads about random crap on behalf of giant corporations over a few more dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103386)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: kink-friendly wagecucks

It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103394)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Hyperventilating vivacious indirect expression spot

Lmaooooo

What was all the discussion about novelty and compensation and citing a bunch of California state supreme court cases about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103402)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: kink-friendly wagecucks

We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on California’s “mini RPA” statute. Under CA law you’re supposed to get a fee “multiplier” when you take a case on contingency that is novel, requires skill, and precluded you from taking other work. So on remand we’ll ask for 2x of whatever our trial judge awards.

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103415)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Hyperventilating vivacious indirect expression spot

Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind

jury plaintiff-side jury verdict tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103417)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: kink-friendly wagecucks

Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103427)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: jet-lagged lay becky

Defense taking umbrage tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103431)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Hyperventilating vivacious indirect expression spot

I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103441)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: French dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49116120)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: dashing transparent haunted graveyard indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103835)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: lascivious rough-skinned public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103435)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: balding coldplay fan digit ratio

was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103438)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Irradiated menage chad

pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103453)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Boyish casino

Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103488)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Mint Shitlib Resort

WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) where EPAH takes his shirt off? TY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103550)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: sienna racy whorehouse

stfu fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103560)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Mint Shitlib Resort

It is good to be home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103562)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Lemon supple dilemma

the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polithiths shitpoaster is whether they can admit epah is a 180 poaster.

great job champ fuck those baldmo fags on the top floor of the us bank building

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103576)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Irradiated menage chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103587)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Out-of-control Iridescent Site

litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest thing on earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103591)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Lemon supple dilemma

not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (candy ride, benzo) let alone world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103594)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Out-of-control Iridescent Site

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103602)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Lemon supple dilemma

im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and mannerisms but did you listen tk those other two?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103610)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Out-of-control Iridescent Site

ive listened to tsinah as well 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103632)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Motley Bossy Theater Friendly Grandma

He’s really good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103670)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Big deep legal warrant hell

im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encountered tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104211)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: bronze violent azn stage

180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103612)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Zombie-like Plum Trust Fund

as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being he’s lower than dogshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103617)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Lemon supple dilemma

jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contribution to scholarship, neither should epahs troon kids!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103623)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: sienna racy whorehouse

slaveholders were 180 tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103633)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Zombie-like Plum Trust Fund

EPAH is worse than any slaveholder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103686)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: honey-headed startling temple lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104005)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: stimulating free-loading roommate antidepressant drug

So thoughtful! So moderate!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103727)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Lemon supple dilemma

you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you stopped talking massive shit about him right around the time he showed zzz tremendous grace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103730)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: yellow crawly genital piercing

You really aren’t

In a position to comment yet. And your asinine public hot takes aren’t furthering your reputation as an advocate. Chill out and buckle down and get to work and take your wins and hits for a few years if you want to be good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: yellow crawly genital piercing

Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. The only note I have would be to talk more about the public policy benefits of taking on these cases, along with applicable literature. Anyway good job. I hope you get another million.

I hope a crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod doesn’t delete this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104203)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: kink-friendly wagecucks

ty pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104951)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Thriller corn cake associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105371)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Lemon supple dilemma

this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice any weight anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105385)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: Mauve nowag

You have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105451)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: Lemon supple dilemma

im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk why you even poast under pumos when your voice and behavior is so identifiable.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750333&mc=44&forum_id=2#49105455

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105461)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Big deep legal warrant hell

crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105396)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Translucent federal volcanic crater

If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge talks about the size of EPAH's sperm at 25:21:

https://www.youtube.com/live/KK68ynUnvSQ?si=XNEVYlCkDUdL2ZZG&t=1521

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104554)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Emerald fluffy lodge giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104621)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Frisky Gaping Center

Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105328)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Cocky stock car

You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105345)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: kink-friendly wagecucks

Gorgeous guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49106112)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: Contagious beta main people ape

So do your black gorillas gf peg you?

When you go “surfing” is it because you like to look at other men?

Aren’t lawyers suppose to be ALPHA AF. You look like you are wasting away from Gaids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105365)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Big deep legal warrant hell

At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White and Non-Jewish, which is more than anyone can say for you my man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105370)