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"In your hour of need they will arrive." 'They?' "Deal Team Six--look to the sky

They were the best that had ever been. Young wives whispere...
effete native
  06/25/18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoT2MgT2LVI <TELEMERIS ...
effete native
  06/26/18
*sheds a tear* *Bills his client posthumously*
Appetizing theater
  06/26/18
Billed * T: 6.5h Blended: $1,500 Research Galatian fune...
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Purple Blood Rage Field
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Mint aromatic ape brunch
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In my fifty-five years of practice, I know of one time--*one...
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swashbuckling fat ankles national
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FOR THE FIRM
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cordovan double fault
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nighttime indigo weed whacker
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lol thank Listen, all joking aside, I'll be on base by no...
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Date: June 25th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: effete native

They were the best that had ever been. Young wives whispered their name in quiet prayer as husbands marched off to summer associate enlistment offices. With aged, dirt-grubbed hands, ordinary factory workers scrawled their unit callsigns onto dollar bills to be tossed into the collection basket on Sunday morning, an extra measure of secular good luck that the Creator surely wouldn't mind. Newspapers celebrated their deeds. They bore an innate capacity for utmost violence: in a moment, to go from erudition so delicate, so subtle, to unrestrained killing force, these brutal angels of ours. Our young men, junior attorneys fresh and foolish from law school, have come home alive because of them. The firm has survived because of them.

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Date: June 26th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: effete native

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoT2MgT2LVI

<TELEMERIS ONLINE>

<TELEMERIS> Systems online. Orbital insertion complete. Estimated time to landing, 60 seconds. Engaging pilot uplink. *PING*

<PILOT> Uplink acknowledged. Plot last known location of junior associate cadre and set as Navpoint Alpha. Pull available remotegrid sensor data and overlay suspected Plaintiff counsel locations.

<TELEMERIS> Processing .... navpoint set. Enemy locations designated. Note, likelihood of failure under current mission parameters is exceedingly high.

<PILOT> Acknowledged. We'll bring them back. Commence countdown clock at twenty minutes.

<TELEMERIS> Countdown clock initiated. Landing in 3 .... 2 .... 1 .... landing achieved. Local time is 05:40:32. Ambient temperature, 250 K. Storms are arriving from the west and are anticipated to overtake the theatre in approximately ten minutes.

{CORRUPTED}

<PILOT> Increase speed.

<TELEMERIS> Warning, we are operating at maximum safe-limit engine capacity, landspeed of 240 kph. The danger to the pilot--

<PILOT> Is acceptable. Override.

<TELEMERIS> Override acknowledged .... 250 kph ... 260 kph ... 270 kph.

<PILOT> Increase speed.

<TELEMERIS> Extreme--

<PILOT> Override.

<TELEMERIS> Override acknowledge .... 280 kph ... 290 kph ... 300 kph.

{CORRUPTED}

<TELEMERIS> Sensor contacts. Designating green-grid: Cluster of eighty-five junior associate signatures, centered in the interior of the largest building within the crater basin. Pinging SIGINT chips ..... authentication confirmed; identities actual. Designating red-grid: Three Plaintiff counsel contacts, heavy armor, surrounding the perimeter of the crater.

<PILOT> Deploy WHISKRs.

<TELEMERIS> Deploying .... data incoming. Plaintiff contacts are assault class. Model designations: Raider, SDNY; Devastator, SDIL; Corruptor, NDCAL. Adjusting probabalistic tables .... Warning. The likelihood of mission failure--

<PILOT> Understood. Bring up the weapons. Full power to shields. Charge the armor.

<TELEMERIS> Switching to battle mode.

<PILOT> Signal the Firm: "We have engaged the Plaintiffs."

<TELEMERIS> Message packet transmitted.

{CORRUPTED}

<TELEMERIS {partial})> has been disabled. However, the lead unit remains active. {crashing sound} Sir, the exterior shell has been pierced by a diagon probe. We are being reeled in. Interior sensors are detecting fires in the ammo well of the torso and left leg STIGLshunt. Activating fire suppression systems. In addition, I am detecting cascading failures in the left arm and head mounted weapons systems.

<PILOT> Divert power from pilot life support to the remaining weapons points.

<TELEMERIS> Warning--

<PILOT> Do it! Authorization: Skadden-4-1-1-9-4-8.

<TELEMERIS> Acknowledged. Sir, we are being pinged through the remotegrid. Deal Team reinforcements are inbound--units Fortress Rushmore and Washington Endurant.

<PILOT> Estimated time to arrival?

<TELEMERIS> Within ten minutes.

<PILOT> Then we'll give them ten minutes. Prepare for shockwave charge.

{CORRUPTED}

{END OF RECORD}

**BLUEBOX RECORD RECOVERY ARCHIVE** **MODEL DESIGNATION: LAWBRINGER, MK1** **PLIOT: O'SHAY, THOMAS, SGT.** **UNIT: DEAL TEAM SIX** **LOCATION: CLASSIFIED** **RECORD DATE: MAY 15, 2026** **PILOT STATUS: DECEASED** **OPERATIONAL STATUS: SUCCESS**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4010340&forum_id=2#36312809)



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Date: June 26th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: Appetizing theater

*sheds a tear*

*Bills his client posthumously*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4010340&forum_id=2#36313329)



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Date: June 26th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: effete native

Billed

* T: 6.5h Blended: $1,500 Research Galatian funeral rites; generate memorandum to file re ".

* T: 14h Blended: $985 Prepare Galatian funeral rites; participate in ".

Expenses

$55,000: Full Galatian funeral.

$20,000: Post-funeral Mareezan Sausage luncheon for attendees.

$45,000,000: 6th Generation Penetrating Counter-Air Fighter Flyover

Flat Fee Reductions

NONE APPLICABLE

Total for services rendered: $45,098,540

Please render payment within 30 days of receipt of this bill. Bills may be directed to the High Council of Skadden, c/o Billing Department, 4 New Times Square, Restored New York, New York 76481 (aixxx) - 192

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4010340&forum_id=2#36314048)



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Date: July 28th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: Charismatic Garrison Doctorate



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Date: October 8th, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: yellow spot



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Date: October 18th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: odious deer antler dilemma



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Date: June 25th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Purple Blood Rage Field



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Date: June 26th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: Mint aromatic ape brunch



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Date: June 26th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: effete native

In my fifty-five years of practice, I know of one time--*one time*--that a member of the Deal Team was lost. And while I'm not at liberty to disclose the exact circumstances of his death, I can tell you that his sacrifice saved the lives of eighty-five young attorneys and preserved countless associated litigation and transactional matters. He was posthumously awarded the Valor Star for what he did. If you look over to my far bookcase *softly gestures toward the study area of the office* you'll see it on the upper shelf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4010340&forum_id=2#36312995)



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Date: October 18th, 2026 10:37 PM
Author: swashbuckling fat ankles national



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Date: June 26th, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: Submissive marvelous lay

FOR THE FIRM

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Date: June 26th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: cordovan double fault



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: effete native



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Date: September 25th, 2018 12:29 PM
Author: nighttime indigo weed whacker



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Date: September 25th, 2018 12:31 PM
Author: effete native

lol thank

Listen, all joking aside, I'll be on base by no later than AM tomorrow. It's been twelve hours without contact so we're going to need to move fast on this. Please close out whatever you're handling in the Azores and get on site. I'd like to move by Thursday AM with a kitted team. And please give my best to your family. And tell them we'll be back soon--that's a promise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4010340&forum_id=2#36884852)



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Date: October 20th, 2026 2:18 AM
Author: Henry Bronco



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Date: October 26th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: NeumannMorgenste



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4010340&forum_id=2#50203091)