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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Sapphire zombie-like national
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Dun beady-eyed new version milk
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Sapphire zombie-like national
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Dun beady-eyed new version milk
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Sapphire zombie-like national
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
swashbuckling anal dog poop step-uncle's house
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Sapphire zombie-like national
  07/06/25
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brilliant orchestra pit patrolman
  07/06/25
18000000000000
fuchsia doctorate
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swashbuckling anal dog poop step-uncle's house
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orange partner generalized bond
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Magenta Locus
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Arousing Sanctuary Twinkling Uncleanness
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Impertinent Slippery Forum Toilet Seat
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Green Thriller Senate
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crawly shitlib
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Geriatric lime center hunting ground
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Dun beady-eyed new version milk
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Geriatric lime center hunting ground
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Sapphire zombie-like national
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Geriatric lime center hunting ground
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Dun beady-eyed new version milk
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Sapphire zombie-like national
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Geriatric lime center hunting ground
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
aqua brunch
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Geriatric lime center hunting ground
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
peach electric furnace
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Doobsian stimulating hall ape
  07/06/25
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crawly shitlib
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Self-centered university
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
mentally impaired hospital
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Provocative cyan stead telephone
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
disturbing abnormal stage
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Violent Goyim Crotch
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Sapphire zombie-like national
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
aqua brunch
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Sapphire zombie-like national
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Violent Goyim Crotch
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
aqua brunch
  07/07/25
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Arousing Sanctuary Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Violent Goyim Crotch
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Provocative cyan stead telephone
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
aqua brunch
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Arousing Sanctuary Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Violent Goyim Crotch
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Arousing Sanctuary Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Violent Goyim Crotch
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Arousing Sanctuary Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Violent Goyim Crotch
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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Self-centered university
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Arousing Sanctuary Twinkling Uncleanness
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Sapphire zombie-like national
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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Geriatric lime center hunting ground
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Arousing Sanctuary Twinkling Uncleanness
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Sapphire zombie-like national
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
titillating navy library pervert
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Dead School
  07/11/25
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Sapphire zombie-like national
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Flesh Cruise Ship
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Sapphire zombie-like national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Dun beady-eyed new version milk

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Sapphire zombie-like national

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Dun beady-eyed new version milk

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Sapphire zombie-like national

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: swashbuckling anal dog poop step-uncle's house

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Sapphire zombie-like national

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: brilliant orchestra pit patrolman



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: fuchsia doctorate

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Geriatric lime center hunting ground



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: swashbuckling anal dog poop step-uncle's house



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: orange partner generalized bond



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Self-centered university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077984)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Magenta Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078003)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: disturbing abnormal stage



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: azure insecure box office organic girlfriend



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Arousing Sanctuary Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: elite mauve messiness trump supporter



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Hot Community Account Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Dead School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093483)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Impertinent Slippery Forum Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093498)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Green Thriller Senate



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: crawly shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49095662)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Geriatric lime center hunting ground

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Dun beady-eyed new version milk

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Geriatric lime center hunting ground

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Sapphire zombie-like national

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Geriatric lime center hunting ground

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Dun beady-eyed new version milk

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Sapphire zombie-like national

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Geriatric lime center hunting ground

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: aqua brunch

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Geriatric lime center hunting ground

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: peach electric furnace

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Doobsian stimulating hall ape

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: crawly shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Self-centered university

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: mentally impaired hospital

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Provocative cyan stead telephone

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: disturbing abnormal stage

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Violent Goyim Crotch

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Sapphire zombie-like national

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: aqua brunch

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Sapphire zombie-like national

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Violent Goyim Crotch

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: aqua brunch

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Arousing Sanctuary Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Violent Goyim Crotch

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Provocative cyan stead telephone

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: aqua brunch

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Arousing Sanctuary Twinkling Uncleanness

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Violent Goyim Crotch

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Arousing Sanctuary Twinkling Uncleanness

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Violent Goyim Crotch

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Arousing Sanctuary Twinkling Uncleanness

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Violent Goyim Crotch

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Violent Goyim Crotch

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Self-centered university



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Arousing Sanctuary Twinkling Uncleanness

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Sapphire zombie-like national



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: chestnut shivering indirect expression ticket booth

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Geriatric lime center hunting ground



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Arousing Sanctuary Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Sapphire zombie-like national



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: titillating navy library pervert

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Dead School

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Sapphire zombie-like national



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Flesh Cruise Ship

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099235)