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HYPO: $1 million to swim across the Mary River in Australia
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Date: June 21st, 2022 8:28 PM Author: Splenetic cyan home The river crossing has to be at least 100 ft. wide and deeper than 6 ft. for most of the way. The Mary River is widely considered the river with the highest population density of saltwater crocodiles. You are not allowed to use anything that keeps your body above water like a surfboard or help you travel faster through the water like a water propeller submersible, nor enlist the help of anyone else. You must swim nude. Also, you aren't allowed any weapons like a speargun or handgun. And your river crossing must be done during crocodile mating season when they're most aggressive, but you can choose the time of day. Do you risk it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720314) |
Date: June 21st, 2022 9:02 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I doubt there are many 100 miles inland (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720470) |
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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:08 PM Author: Splenetic cyan home i misread it. apparently it's just total crocodile (freshies and salties) population density (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720511) |
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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:05 PM Author: irate party of the first part market I want to take up swimming. I will do this. I’ll do other feats too. Like I’ll swim across Lake Erie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720494) |
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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:09 PM Author: self-absorbed plaza black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720518) |
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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:27 PM Author: Splenetic cyan home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720597) |
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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:42 PM Author: Sooty offensive space turdskin This is one of those hypos where no amount of money could get me to say “yes.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720659) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2022 11:31 PM Author: Avocado beady-eyed casino double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44726708) |
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Date: June 21st, 2022 10:09 PM Author: Light supple ticket booth There are three Mary Rivers in Australia, and a I can't find any indication that any of them are known to be overrun with crocodiles after a quick Google search. And I can't find a single documented case of a crocodile attack in any of the Mary Rivers. So I think I take this hypo. It should be easy enough to find somewhere in the river that is outside of the crocodiles' normal range so the risk should be minimal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720776) |
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Date: June 21st, 2022 10:51 PM Author: Gay Base Really Tough Guy the one in the northern territory has a lot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44721037) |
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Date: June 21st, 2022 11:05 PM Author: Splenetic cyan home that one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44721134) |
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Date: June 21st, 2022 10:12 PM Author: Green Internal Respiration National meh. id swim across when the crocs are sleeping. easy peasy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720788) |
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Date: June 21st, 2022 10:23 PM Author: Mint Den Gay Wizard If I get eaten, I don't have to lawyer anymore. Win win. New hypo please. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720835) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2022 9:30 AM Author: violent codepig piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44722502) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2022 10:31 AM Author: bateful volcanic crater Getting eaten by a crocodile would be the most human experience most of us have ever had (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44722713) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2022 9:33 AM Author: Dull new version Yes and I could do this holding my breath the whole way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44722515) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2022 11:30 PM Author: Floppy Round Eye Nowag You could probably either (a) swim within some sort of fenced apparatus that would block anything from getting too close to you or (b) wear some sort of armor that was both buoyant but still offered enough protection to make an attack non-fatal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44726704) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2022 12:25 AM Author: bateful volcanic crater What is your intellectual disability? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44726840) |
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Date: June 24th, 2022 3:34 AM Author: Floppy Round Eye Nowag I spend a lot of time on a chatbort about golden retrievers and fresh juice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44732924) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2022 12:43 AM Author: Splenetic cyan home jfc i thought i had an ironclad hypo, but i forgot to include that you must swim NUDE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44726895) |
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Date: June 24th, 2022 4:03 AM Author: brass narrow-minded sanctuary Even then, the real flaw is that it’ll be pretty hard for most of us to scrape together $1 million after the crypto crash. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44732943) |
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Date: June 28th, 2022 5:18 AM Author: violent codepig piazza I'm in Scaryborough rn and laughed when I passed the Mary and thought of this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44757647) |
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Date: June 29th, 2022 12:01 AM Author: Splenetic cyan home 180000. would u do the hypo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44763650) |
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Date: July 7th, 2022 7:13 AM Author: violent codepig piazza Yes I would. My reflux rn is so bad I would take my chances in the Mary. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44808378) |