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Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

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Big bawdyhouse
  08/06/22
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narrow-minded business firm
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lol would probably be very similar to the one where hookers ...
Titillating black hospital
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nofapping headpube
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Jerry: Look at what they did to my car? It's totaled. You he...
costumed thriller piazza goal in life
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narrow-minded business firm
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Magenta son of senegal whorehouse
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azure swashbuckling abode cuckoldry
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Fragrant state
  08/24/22
Kramer: Hey Jerry, I rented out your car on Turo. Jerry: Wh...
narrow-minded business firm
  08/06/22
Jerry: Why can't I screen the renters? Kramer: They *pre-sc...
Big bawdyhouse
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narrow-minded business firm
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azure swashbuckling abode cuckoldry
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stubborn 180 scourge upon the earth tank
  08/06/22
*KRAMER enters JERRY'S apartment* KRAMER: Hey buddy. J...
Magenta son of senegal whorehouse
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Big bawdyhouse
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stubborn 180 scourge upon the earth tank
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talented burgundy address
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It was good until youths... Stick to one shtick, don't try t...
Fragrant state
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Date: August 6th, 2022 5:31 PM
Author: Big bawdyhouse



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Date: August 6th, 2022 5:31 PM
Author: narrow-minded business firm



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Date: August 6th, 2022 5:31 PM
Author: Titillating black hospital

lol would probably be very similar to the one where hookers were using George's car at the parking lot

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Date: August 6th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: nofapping headpube



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Date: August 6th, 2022 5:41 PM
Author: costumed thriller piazza goal in life

Jerry: Look at what they did to my car? It's totaled. You hear? Totaled!

Kramer: Just file a claim with Turo. They'll take care of it.

Jerry: Take care of it? Take care of what??

Kramer: Jerry, it's a write off for them.

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Date: August 6th, 2022 5:41 PM
Author: narrow-minded business firm



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Date: August 6th, 2022 6:47 PM
Author: Magenta son of senegal whorehouse



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Date: August 24th, 2022 10:13 PM
Author: azure swashbuckling abode cuckoldry



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Date: August 24th, 2022 10:14 PM
Author: Fragrant state



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Date: August 6th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: narrow-minded business firm

Kramer: Hey Jerry, I rented out your car on Turo.

Jerry: What? Why would you do that?

Kramer: I needed the money. And besides, it’s not like you use it that much.

Jerry: That’s not the point! I don’t want strangers driving my car!

Kramer: Relax, it’s insured.

Jerry: I don’t care, I want my car back!

Kramer: Fine, but you’re going to have to pay me the rental fee.

Jerry: This is ridiculous.

[Later]

Jerry: Hey, did you get my messages?

Kramer: Yeah, I got them.

Jerry: So, can I have my car back?

Kramer: Yeah, sure. But it’s going to cost you.

Jerry: How much?

Kramer: $200.

Jerry: That’s crazy! I’m not paying that!

Kramer: Well, then you can just walk.

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Date: August 6th, 2022 5:56 PM
Author: Big bawdyhouse

Jerry: Why can't I screen the renters?

Kramer: They *pre-screen* the renters for you! You're wasting your time! These people are legit.

Jerry: The drug trafficker who took it to Miami in one night? He passed the screening?

Kramer: I told you he beat the charges from his last rental!

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Date: August 6th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: narrow-minded business firm



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Date: August 24th, 2022 10:14 PM
Author: azure swashbuckling abode cuckoldry



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Date: August 6th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: stubborn 180 scourge upon the earth tank



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Date: August 6th, 2022 6:54 PM
Author: Magenta son of senegal whorehouse

*KRAMER enters JERRY'S apartment*

KRAMER: Hey buddy.

JERRY: Kramer? What are you doing here? You asked to borrow my car for a couple days. I thought you'd be out of town.

KRAMER: I never said I was using your car.

JERRY: What? Then who has it?

KRAMER: I rented it out on Turo.

JERRY: Turo? What's that?

KRAMER: It's a decentralized automobile renting platform. Very lucrative. You'll get your cut, don't you worry.

JERRY: You rented my CAR? To who?

KRAMER: Don't worry Jerry, it's all above board. I rented it to some local youths.

JERRY: Youths? Oh no. You don't mean... Ni...

KRAMER: AH AH AH AH AH! A couple of very good kids wanted to rent your car, and seeing as how you had no use for it, I thought we could both profit on this opportunity.

JERRY: Where did you hear about this?

KRAMER: Reddit.

JERRY: Reddit?! But they're... they're so POOR. And.... and DUMB!

KRAMER: Not about this buddy. It's a sure thing.

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Date: August 6th, 2022 7:49 PM
Author: Big bawdyhouse



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Date: August 6th, 2022 7:56 PM
Author: stubborn 180 scourge upon the earth tank



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Date: August 6th, 2022 10:02 PM
Author: talented burgundy address



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Date: August 24th, 2022 10:16 PM
Author: Fragrant state

It was good until youths... Stick to one shtick, don't try to shove XOisms into Seinfeild.

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