Date: April 16th, 2025 1:22 AM Author: histrionic liquid oxygen
President Trump stunned the world today by announcing immediate tariffs of fifty gagillion percent on all Chinese goods.
"We're doing trade, we're doing military, and it's absolutely fantastic," Trump said. "The American people will finally hold our enemies accountable, and that enemy is a place called China," he added.
Leading economists warned that such tariffs would destroy the U.S. economy and plunge the world into a depression, but White House officials dismissed the speculation.
Trump later announced that the tariffs would be delayed for 90 days.