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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Alcoholic french rigor friendly grandma
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Dark locale stain
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Alcoholic french rigor friendly grandma
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Dark locale stain
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Alcoholic french rigor friendly grandma
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Supple purple ticket booth headpube
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Alcoholic french rigor friendly grandma
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Cerebral Hell
  07/06/25
18000000000000
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diverse drunken goyim
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wonderful ungodly theater
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Soggy cuckold becky
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
fiercely-loyal place of business
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Dark locale stain
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
fiercely-loyal place of business
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Alcoholic french rigor friendly grandma
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
fiercely-loyal place of business
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Dark locale stain
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Alcoholic french rigor friendly grandma
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
fiercely-loyal place of business
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Hairraiser Glassy National Dingle Berry
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
fiercely-loyal place of business
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
outnumbered mewling candlestick maker giraffe
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
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Soggy cuckold becky
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Magenta skinny woman chapel
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
overrated sooty parlor organic girlfriend
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Concupiscible stock car
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
saffron titillating school
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Pearly feces property
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Alcoholic french rigor friendly grandma
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Hairraiser Glassy National Dingle Berry
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Alcoholic french rigor friendly grandma
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Pearly feces property
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
Hairraiser Glassy National Dingle Berry
  07/07/25
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Vivacious thirsty trust fund trailer park
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Pearly feces property
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Concupiscible stock car
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Hairraiser Glassy National Dingle Berry
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Vivacious thirsty trust fund trailer park
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Pearly feces property
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Vivacious thirsty trust fund trailer park
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Pearly feces property
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Vivacious thirsty trust fund trailer park
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Pearly feces property
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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Magenta skinny woman chapel
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
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Alcoholic french rigor friendly grandma
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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Vivacious thirsty trust fund trailer park
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Alcoholic french rigor friendly grandma
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Erotic big french chef
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
curious cheese-eating keepsake machete round eye
  07/11/25
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Alcoholic french rigor friendly grandma
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
seedy blue bawdyhouse halford
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Alcoholic french rigor friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Dark locale stain

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Alcoholic french rigor friendly grandma

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Dark locale stain

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Alcoholic french rigor friendly grandma

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Supple purple ticket booth headpube

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Alcoholic french rigor friendly grandma

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Cerebral Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077828)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Charismatic old irish cottage

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077871)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Supple purple ticket booth headpube



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: lilac sticky juggernaut church building



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Magenta skinny woman chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077984)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Flesh thriller antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078003)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: saffron titillating school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078357)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Very Tactful Stage Wagecucks



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Vivacious thirsty trust fund trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078734)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Sick Laughsome Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078920)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: diverse drunken goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: curious cheese-eating keepsake machete round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093483)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: wonderful ungodly theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093498)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Offensive garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093503)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Soggy cuckold becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49095662)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal place of business

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Dark locale stain

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal place of business

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Alcoholic french rigor friendly grandma

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal place of business

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Dark locale stain

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Alcoholic french rigor friendly grandma

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal place of business

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Hairraiser Glassy National Dingle Berry

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal place of business

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: outnumbered mewling candlestick maker giraffe

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Bearded crimson set bbw

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Soggy cuckold becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Magenta skinny woman chapel

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: overrated sooty parlor organic girlfriend

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Concupiscible stock car

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: saffron titillating school

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Pearly feces property

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Alcoholic french rigor friendly grandma

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Hairraiser Glassy National Dingle Berry

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Alcoholic french rigor friendly grandma

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Pearly feces property

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Hairraiser Glassy National Dingle Berry

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Vivacious thirsty trust fund trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Pearly feces property

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Concupiscible stock car

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Hairraiser Glassy National Dingle Berry

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Vivacious thirsty trust fund trailer park

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Pearly feces property

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Vivacious thirsty trust fund trailer park

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Pearly feces property

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Vivacious thirsty trust fund trailer park

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Pearly feces property

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Pearly feces property

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Magenta skinny woman chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49079845)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Vivacious thirsty trust fund trailer park

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Alcoholic french rigor friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49084897)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Vibrant generalized bond half-breed

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087517)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Vivacious thirsty trust fund trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093480)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Alcoholic french rigor friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087316)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Erotic big french chef

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: curious cheese-eating keepsake machete round eye

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Alcoholic french rigor friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49095655)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: seedy blue bawdyhouse halford

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099235)