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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM Author: adventurous pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077689) |
Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM Author: Ruby native come on man, that is one meal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077691) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM Author: adventurous pervert It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077705) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM Author: Ruby native how many hours do you work to actually net 40k? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077713) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM Author: adventurous pervert Idk like 3 days of work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077723) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM Author: Vigorous turdskin range do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077706) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: adventurous pervert If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077730) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM Author: slippery indian lodge love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077828) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM Author: Abusive mad-dog skullcap crackhouse 18000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077861) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM Author: Avocado tank gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077871) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM Author: Vigorous turdskin range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077970) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM Author: ivory pozpig parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077972) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM Author: citrine useless hall crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077984) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM Author: Fluffy Stimulating Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078003) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM Author: Underhanded national dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078357) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM Author: Curious gas station ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078367) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM Author: Mewling boistinker patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078734) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM Author: Costumed Pit Clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078920) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM Author: insecure affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085454) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: irradiated field selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093483) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM Author: Federal fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093498) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM Author: Yapping indecent cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093503) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: Odious mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49095662) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM Author: Avocado tank gay wizard Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077707) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM Author: Ruby native realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077716) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: Avocado tank gay wizard I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.
I could literally do all of that in one meal. |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: adventurous pervert These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077732) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM Author: Avocado tank gay wizard Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM Author: Ruby native I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077738) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: adventurous pervert Every extra 6 gets you $20k more (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077725) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: Avocado tank gay wizard I'll take 24 sticks a day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077729) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: clear passionate state that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078404) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: Avocado tank gay wizard Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078900) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: Sooty Milk Trailer Park do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is worth 40k |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM Author: Cyan sweet tailpipe brunch This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077755) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM Author: Odious mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099448) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM Author: citrine useless hall crotch 40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077803) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM Author: crawly step-uncle's house This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078180) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM Author: indigo zippy area immigrant upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078353) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM Author: Underhanded national dingle berry if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078365) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM Author: aqua main people Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078386) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM Author: adventurous pervert They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078730) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM Author: clear passionate state serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260
So only 520 calories? That's not terrible. |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: adventurous pervert It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078738) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM Author: aqua main people they're not kosher. how does that work for me? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078743) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM Author: clear passionate state you're indian why do you care? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078752) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Mewling boistinker patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078876) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: aqua main people veddy veddy not kosher (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078879) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM Author: indigo zippy area immigrant cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085417) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM Author: clear passionate state you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085446) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM Author: Mewling boistinker patrolman I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093436) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM Author: aqua main people prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.
it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Mewling boistinker patrolman Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093474) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM Author: aqua main people are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.
kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that. |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM Author: Mewling boistinker patrolman I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.
I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail. |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM Author: aqua main people so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099230) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM Author: aqua main people most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher
https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/ |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM Author: citrine useless hall crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49079845) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Mewling boistinker patrolman No 40k for you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078877) |
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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM Author: adventurous pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49084897) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM Author: drab stage lettuce Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085438) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: Avocado tank gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087517) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: Mewling boistinker patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093480) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM Author: adventurous pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087316) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM Author: coral spot degenerate based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day
4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: irradiated field selfie define 'sticks' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093479) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM Author: adventurous pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49095655) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM Author: cracking erotic sound barrier I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099235) |