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Should I file private nuisance suits against my neighbors?

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High-end crackhouse
  10/04/26
Yes always
gay tanning salon cuck
  10/04/26
Pros and cons to doing so?
High-end crackhouse
  10/04/26
What do you wanna get out of it
gay tanning salon cuck
  10/04/26
One of them got a cow and keep it penned up and it smells li...
High-end crackhouse
  10/04/26
why not just move
gay tanning salon cuck
  10/04/26
I don't wanna move
High-end crackhouse
  10/04/26
definitely the business. what's the goal of the cow one?
ferengi
  10/04/26
Clean up the pen, let it graze, or get rid of it. I don't ap...
High-end crackhouse
  10/04/26
yeah that one sounds like a good cause too. i came in here r...
ferengi
  10/04/26
I don't think the occassional whiff of a cow's ass is action...
High-end crackhouse
  10/04/26
are they violating any animal cruelty laws or anything? not ...
ferengi
  10/04/26
Probably. Once Vivek becomes governor it'll be a crime to ke...
High-end crackhouse
  10/04/26
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ferengi
  10/04/26
I'm not a lawyer but I'm pretty sure you have to sue in equi...
Aromatic fortuitous meteor
  10/04/26
You can sue in any state court for injunctive relief
High-end crackhouse
  10/04/26
anything for sale around you, i'm thinking of opening a dist...
Pungent Green Patrolman Principal's Office
  10/04/26
A tannery could probably be problematic but that's not econo...
High-end crackhouse
  10/04/26
distilleries smell absolutely terrible. large commercial one...
Pungent Green Patrolman Principal's Office
  10/04/26


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Date: October 4th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: High-end crackhouse



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Date: October 4th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: gay tanning salon cuck

Yes always

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Date: October 4th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: High-end crackhouse

Pros and cons to doing so?

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Date: October 4th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: gay tanning salon cuck

What do you wanna get out of it

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Date: October 4th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: High-end crackhouse

One of them got a cow and keep it penned up and it smells like shit.

The other is a business that has a waste processing plant on site and it emits a constant droning sound.



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Date: October 4th, 2026 8:44 PM
Author: gay tanning salon cuck

why not just move

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Date: October 4th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: High-end crackhouse

I don't wanna move

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Date: October 4th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: ferengi

definitely the business. what's the goal of the cow one?

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Date: October 4th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: High-end crackhouse

Clean up the pen, let it graze, or get rid of it. I don't appreciate smelling cow shit every time the wind goes a certian direction.

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Date: October 4th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: ferengi

yeah that one sounds like a good cause too. i came in here ready to say yes ironically, but both of those are legit defensible

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Date: October 4th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: High-end crackhouse

I don't think the occassional whiff of a cow's ass is actionable. Case law in my jurisdiction seems to indicate they'd need a major operation that really has overpowering odors.

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Date: October 4th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: ferengi

are they violating any animal cruelty laws or anything? not that the U.S. has a great record of those

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Date: October 4th, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: High-end crackhouse

Probably. Once Vivek becomes governor it'll be a crime to keep the cow penned up and not be constantly drinking its piss/eating its shit

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Date: October 4th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: ferengi



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Date: October 4th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Aromatic fortuitous meteor

I'm not a lawyer but I'm pretty sure you have to sue in equity for that, and you can only sue in equity in federal court, which means either you have to be diverse, which you're probably not if you're neighbors, or the cow has to be worth at least $75,000.

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Date: October 4th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: High-end crackhouse

You can sue in any state court for injunctive relief

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Date: October 4th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Pungent Green Patrolman Principal's Office

anything for sale around you, i'm thinking of opening a distillery. maybe a tannery, too.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909772&forum_id=2#50171252)



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Date: October 4th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: High-end crackhouse

A tannery could probably be problematic but that's not economically viable in the United States. I don't think distilleries really emit many sounds or odors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909772&forum_id=2#50171256)



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Date: October 4th, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: Pungent Green Patrolman Principal's Office

distilleries smell absolutely terrible. large commercial ones where actual fermentation is happening. faggot hipster places where they are just aging vodka in barrels don't smell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909772&forum_id=2#50171263)