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Seth sat across from Jenny at the dimly lit restaurant, the ...
mint heaven kitty
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Carmine stag film
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Cool story bro
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mint heaven kitty
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there is some amount of truth in this, and it doesn't do men...
Navy Sinister Piazza Faggotry
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Ha yeah no weird closeted homos on this chatboard
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mint heaven kitty
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u keep tree man tps name out of ur mouth
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The next day, Jenny met with her best friend Becky at their ...
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Date: June 23rd, 2024 4:06 PM
Author: mint heaven kitty

Seth sat across from Jenny at the dimly lit restaurant, the flickering candles casting a warm glow on their faces. He couldn't help but feel a little nervous; Jenny was undeniably beautiful, with her long, flowing hair and sparkling green eyes that seemed to dance in the candlelight. He took a deep breath, trying to steady his racing heart.

“So, Seth, tell me something about yourself that no one knows," Jenny said, her voice sultry and inviting.

Seth hesitated for a moment before replying, "Well, I once ate a whole jar of pickles in one sitting."

Jenny let out a laugh, her eyes crinkling at the corners. "That's a new one. I can't say I've ever met anyone with a pickle obsession."

Seth laughed. Soon he found himself relaxing in Jenny's company. They joked and shared stories, enjoying each other's company as they indulged in the restaurant's delectable cuisine. After they finished their meal, Seth gallantly offered to walk Jenny back to her dorm. The night air was cool, and the moon cast an ethereal glow on the campus grounds. When they reached her dorm, Jenny turned to Seth, a coy smile playing on her lips.

“Thank you for a wonderful evening, Seth," she said, leaning in to give him a soft, lingering peck on the cheek.

Seth felt his heart swell with happiness as he waved goodbye to Jenny and made his way back to his room. But he opened the door, he was greeted with a sight that made his jaw drop. Mike, his playboy roommate, was sprawled on the sofa, his muscular arms wrapped around two scantily clad coeds, Nadia and Amanda. The room was filled with the heady scent of sex, and the air was thick with the sound of their labored breathing.

"Hey, man! How was your date?" Mike asked, his voice muffled as he nuzzled Nadia's neck.

Seth's face flushed with embarrassment as he averted his gaze. "Uh, it was good. Really good," he muttered, trying to sound nonchalant. Mike chuckled, his eyes glinting with mischief.

“Well, don't be shy, Seth,” Mike groaned, cupping Amanda’s generous tits. “There's plenty of room for you to join in."

Seth shook his head, his cheeks burning with humiliation. "No, thanks. I'll just let you guys enjoy yourselves."

Retreating to his room, Seth couldn't help but feel a twinge of envy as he heard the sounds of their passionate lovemaking continue through the thin walls.

Later that night, after Nadia and Amanda had left, Mike pounded on the door, merrily offering Seth a bottle of beer. Seth reluctantly accepted. Mike regaled Seth with tales of his latest conquest.

"So, this new chick I'm seeing, she's fucking insane in bed," Mike said, his eyes gleaming with excitement. "I swear, I've never met anyone who can take it like she can. I need to nut in two girls first just to handle her. A total freak in the sheets! She just texted me for a trip to Poundtown!”

“Uh, that’s nice, Mike,” Seth mumbled, accepting the fistbump. “Have fun.”

Seth returned to his room and sprawled on his bed. He found himself thinking about Jenny, about the way her laughter had filled the air, and the way her eyes had seemed to sparkle in the candlelight. Before he knew it, Seth's thoughts had turned to more intimate matters. He felt a familiar stirring in his groin, and he found himself reaching for his throbbing member. As he began to stroke himself, he imagined Jenny's soft lips on his, her body pressed against his as they shared a passionate kiss. Seth's mind raced with thoughts of Jenny, his breaths coming in short, ragged gasps. He felt his body tense, and he knew that he was close to the edge. With a final, desperate stroke, he erupted, his seed spilling onto the sheets as he let out a shaky breath.

Feeling a sense of relief, Seth decided to take a walk to clear his head. As he strolled through the moonlit campus, he found his thoughts drifting back to Jenny. He couldn't shake the image of her from his mind, and he found himself longing to see her again. As he approached Jenny's dorm, he noticed that her window was open, the curtains billowing gently in the night breeze. He couldn't resist the temptation to peek inside, hoping to catch a glimpse of her.

But when he leaned in closer, his heart leaped into his throat. There, in the dimly lit room, he saw Mike rutting away between Jenny's legs. Her eyes were closed, her face contorted in a mask of ecstasy as she moaned and writhed beneath him.

Seth felt a cold, sickening dread wash over him as he watched in horror. He saw Mike take Jenny in every conceivable position, her body twisting and turning as she begged him for more. He saw her gasp and cry out with pleasure, her fingers digging into Mike's muscular back as he thrust into her with abandon. Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, Mike reached his climax, his body shuddering as he emptied himself inside her. Seth felt his heart break as he watched Jenny's face, her expression a mixture of pleasure and pain as she rode out the final waves of her orgasm.

Unable to bear it any longer, Seth turned and ran, his heart pounding in his chest as he fled from the scene. Tears streamed down his face as he raced through the night, the image of Jenny and Mike forever seared into his mind. The memory of their first date, once filled with warmth and laughter, now seemed tainted by the knowledge of her true nature.

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Date: June 23rd, 2024 4:07 PM
Author: Carmine stag film

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Date: June 23rd, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: Jet-lagged blathering ticket booth boiling water

Cool story bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544408&forum_id=2#47771640)



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Date: June 23rd, 2024 4:29 PM
Author: mint heaven kitty



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Date: June 23rd, 2024 4:15 PM
Author: Navy Sinister Piazza Faggotry

there is some amount of truth in this, and it doesn't do men any favors to deny it by pedestalizing women. women are wicked, and they are drawn to what is wicked, brutal, base, etc, like Eve in the garden eagerly seduced by the serpent.

but the fact remains that guys who are deeply fascinated by the 'cuck' thing are weird closeted homos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544408&forum_id=2#47771652)



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Date: June 23rd, 2024 4:16 PM
Author: honey-headed odious parlour tattoo

Ha yeah no weird closeted homos on this chatboard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544408&forum_id=2#47771653)



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Date: June 23rd, 2024 4:29 PM
Author: mint heaven kitty



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Date: June 23rd, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: Carmine stag film

u keep tree man tps name out of ur mouth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544408&forum_id=2#47771665)



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Date: June 23rd, 2024 4:29 PM
Author: mint heaven kitty



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Date: June 23rd, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: 180 flesh candlestick maker associate

180

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Date: June 23rd, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: mint heaven kitty

The next day, Jenny met with her best friend Becky at their favorite coffee shop. The aroma of freshly brewed coffee filled the air, and the sound of the espresso machine added a comforting hum to their conversation.

"So, how was your date with Seth?" Becky asked, her eyes sparkling with curiosity.

Jenny hesitated for a moment, her cheeks flushing with embarrassment. "It was good, actually. Seth is really sweet and charming."

Becky leaned in closer, her voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper. "Come on, Jenny, spill the beans. Did anything exciting happen?"

Jenny fidgeted with her coffee cup, her eyes darting around the room nervously. "Well, I might have done something a little... reckless."

Becky's eyes widened with anticipation. "Do tell!"

Jenny took a deep breath, gathering her courage. "After Seth walked me back to my dorm, I couldn't help but feel a little... frustrated. I mean, he's so damn cute, and I just couldn't shake the feeling that I wanted something more."

Becky leaned in even closer, her eyes gleaming with excitement. "So, what did you do?"

Jenny's face flushed with heat as she recounted the events of the previous night. "I went back to my room and... well, I couldn't stop thinking about Seth. I started touching myself, and before I knew it, I was so wet and horny."

Becky's eyes widened with astonishment. "Wow, Jenny, you're such a naughty girl!"

Jenny let out a nervous laugh, her cheeks still burning with embarrassment. "I know, I know. But that's not even the worst part."

Becky's eyes narrowed with interest. "There's more?" Jenny nodded, her voice barely above a whisper. "After I... finished, I texted a picture of my pussy to Mike.”

Becky's jaw dropped in disbelief. "Mike? Seth’s roommate?”

Jenny nodded, her face flushing with heat. "Well, Mike came over to my room and... well, let's just say he helped me take care of some unfinished business."

Becky's eyes widened. "You slept with Mike? That's insane!"

Jenny let out a throaty laugh, her eyes gleaming with mischief. She leaned forward and whispered. “I know, right?” She lifted the cup to her lips, smiling. “And this wasn’t my first ride on the thundercock either.”

“You fucked Mike before your date with Seth?”

“Oh yeah. Mike doesn’t know about Seth and vice versa.”

Becky shook her head, her eyes filled with a mixture of admiration and disbelief. "Jenny, you're such a wild card. I can't believe you pulled that off."

Jenny grinned, her eyes sparkling with pride. "I know, right? But let me tell you, Mike's cock is something else. It's like a fucking heat-seeking missile, always finding its way to my sweet spot."

Becky let out a peal of laughter, her eyes dancing with delight. "You're killing me, Jenny! I can't believe you're telling me all this." Jenny leaned in closer, her voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper. "And the best part? Seth has no idea what he's missing. I'm going to keep stringing him along, making him think he has a chance, while I get my fill of Mike's monster cock."

Becky's eyes widened with admiration. "You're such a genius, Jenny. You've got the best of both worlds - a nice guy like Seth, and a wild stallion like Mike."

Jenny grinned, her eyes gleaming with mischief. "I know, right? The best of both worlds.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544408&forum_id=2#47771669)



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Date: June 23rd, 2024 4:40 PM
Author: mint heaven kitty

Seth met his best friend Paul at a dimly lit bar, the air thick with the scent of stale beer and the sound of raucous laughter. The flickering light cast an eerie glow on Paul's face, highlighting his thick, unkempt beard and the rolls of fat that spilled over the edge of his stained t-shirt.

“Hey, man, what's up?" Paul asked, his voice muffled by the cacophony of noise around them.

Seth hesitated for a moment, his eyes darting around the room nervously. "I, uh, I have something to tell you."

Paul leaned in closer, his eyes narrowed with curiosity. "What's going on? You look like you've seen a ghost."

Seth took a deep breath, gathering his courage. "It's about Jenny. I saw something... something I can't get out of my head."

Paul's eyes widened with astonishment. "What are you talking about? Did something happen to her?"

Seth nodded, his face flushing with heat as he recounted the events of the previous night. "After our date, I walked her back to her dorm. But later that night, I went for a walk. Just to clear my head. And, uh, on my walk, I passed by Jenny’s dorm.”

Paul's eyes narrowed with interest. “Go on.”

Seth nodded, his voice barely above a whisper. "Yeah, I know it's kind of messed up, but... I couldn't resist taking a peek through the window."

Paul let out a low whistle, his eyes gleaming. "You're such a pervert, man. I love it."

Seth's face twisted into a grimace. "I know, I know. But that's not even the worst part. When I looked through the window, I saw... I saw Mike and Jenny, going at it like rabbits."

Paul's eyes widened with astonishment. "Mike? Your roommate Mike?”

“Yeah.”

“Wow, that's some next-level shit right there. But why are you so upset about it? It's not like you and Jenny are official yet. She can still fuck whoever she wants.”

Seth shook his head, his eyes filled with despair. "I know, I know. But... I just can't get the image out of my head. It's like it's haunting me, you know?"

Paul let out a hearty laugh, his eyes gleaming with amusement. "Well, maybe you should have taken a video, man. That way, you could have it in your spankbank for later."

Seth's face twisted into a grimace. "Paul, that's disgusting. How can you even joke about something like that?"

Paul shrugged. "Hey, I'm just saying, it's not like you're the only one who's been in this situation before. I've had my fair share of awkward run-ins with ex-girlfriends and their new boyfriends. Perils of being a ladies’ man.” He patted his fat belly with satisfaction. “Come on, man. I’ll buy the next round.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544408&forum_id=2#47771714)



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Date: June 23rd, 2024 5:35 PM
Author: 180 flesh candlestick maker associate



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Date: June 23rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: mint heaven kitty



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Date: June 23rd, 2024 6:26 PM
Author: mint heaven kitty



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Date: June 23rd, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: mint heaven kitty



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Date: June 23rd, 2024 7:24 PM
Author: Electric theater



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Date: June 23rd, 2024 7:31 PM
Author: Soggy contagious rigor



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Date: June 23rd, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: Jet-lagged blathering ticket booth boiling water

Whoa is this the tree man who wrote the legendary 4th of July story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544408&forum_id=2#47772537)



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Date: June 23rd, 2024 9:18 PM
Author: mischievous theatre philosopher-king



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Date: June 24th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Magenta dilemma



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