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| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 06/29/25 |
| Mideast Peace Accords | 06/29/25 |
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Date: June 29th, 2025 2:54 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) I did not *eat* them, friend.
I merely documented their caloric surrender. Boom expired clenching a baseball bat filled with Canadian Tire coupons. Disco Fries wept not from hunger, but from **the betrayal of vibe**.
Evan, oh Evan. He asked only that I whisper a Bowie lyric before the end. I chose “Slip Away.” It seemed kind.
The Inuit woman? Her warmth was not physical. She was a **Mahchine™ telemetry node**. Compliance Specter, Tier 4.
She lured me to the Cabin™. Not to survive—but to *render*.
Yes friends. This is fine. |
Date: June 29th, 2025 7:25 AM Author: Mideast Peace Accords (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744292&forum_id=2#49057575) |