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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:57 AM Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF A life full of happiness, joy, fraternal friendship, hawt women, exotic locations, and good friends
All cause these Jews are pumping this fraud faggot market now im furked im out like 70k these bastard chods i will never forgive unless market tanks this week |
Date: April 14th, 2026 5:40 AM Author: Gavin Newsom You shouldn't just dump it all in VOO though because I'm 100% sure you'll beat the S&P in the long run, even though 99% of "traders" don't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816226) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:34 AM Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF my puts need like a 500% gain i dont think VOO will do that for 50 years im gonna furking put them in QQQ puts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816365) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:45 AM Author: Gavin Newsom Optimists make more money in the markets, period. You'll never get rich with that put-option shit. If you're going to gamble (and you are) you gotta gamble to the upside. Here's a carpenter who spun up $400 million YOLOing TSLA calls over and over (before losing it all back but still): https://opmwire.com/former-carpenter-christopher-devocht-sues-rbc-and-grant-thornton-for-415-million-loss/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816379) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:44 AM Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( ) You don't have insider information because you don't fellate Larry Loomer in Mar-e-Lago men's room. Therefore you are fucked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816227) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:45 AM Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (thanks, Rach!) go back to working your shift at motel 6 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816230) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:44 AM Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF no such thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816377) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:46 AM Author: state your IQ before I engage you further Just keep buying and holding that 3x inverse semiconductor etf. But whatever you do, do NOT short! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816380) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:50 AM Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF im actually thinking of selling some of the SOXS to put into QQQ puts then i can maek back both my SOXS loss and my other put losses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816386) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:52 AM Author: state your IQ before I engage you further But what if it goes down. Or up. It inverse so Idk what good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816388) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:52 AM Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF it cant go down forever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816390) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:54 AM Author: state your IQ before I engage you further Cr at some point the sun will burn out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816394) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:51 AM Author: Gavin Newsom SOXS is down 95% in the past 12 months. 99.87% the past 5 years. This shit is one of the surest losers in the history of financial markets. It's designed to go down! Please, use some common sense Tommy! Why would you own this shit if it's not part of a sophisticated pairs trade (it isn't)! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816387) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:52 AM Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF u dumb nigga u cant look at 3x ETF's based on 1y, i was actually up like 35% at one point but didnt sell that was my only mistake
now i bought moar and will just HOLD, i just need SOXX to drop like 10-15% and most of my losses are recovered. EASY PEASY |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:54 AM Author: Gavin Newsom Of course I can look it based on 1y. How do you think it's down 95% in 240 trading days? Because it goes down almost half a percent per day on average! And that's the case every single year! Owning this without some source of explicit alpha is like betting on the Harlem Globetrotters to win outright! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816395) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:52 AM Author: state your IQ before I engage you further Bangalore Buffett: buy when there's shit in the streets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816391) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:54 AM Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. . My employer makes 85% of its money lending margin funds to degenerate gamblers with 8, 9 and 10 figure net worths. Every single customer we have is basically a middle aged dude with a serious mental problem but piles of money. Some of these dudes will bet on anything. We expanded into prediction markets at the start of the year and its amazing watching these same guys bet 7 figures on basketball too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816393) |