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SullCrom associate submits motion full of AI hallucinations, partner responds

https://x.com/smb_attorney/status/2046600985254977878?s=46
(_))_______AUSCHWITZ_____))>
  04/21/26
that associate is fucked
richard clock
  04/21/26
cr. lol
Kenneth Play
  04/21/26
*poof*
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  04/21/26
What about the non-equity service partner who was supposed t...
titus chicken
  04/21/26
didnt think S&C had non-equity partners
richard clock
  04/21/26
They do now
titus chicken
  04/21/26
one wrong move
richard clock
  04/21/26
...
chink slop shit
  04/21/26
I didn't read it, but how obvious is it that it's ai?
Moishe "Moose" Goldberg
  04/21/26
are u retarded?
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  04/21/26
1.6-- Drafted letter to court
Guy Debord
  04/21/26
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richard clock
  04/21/26
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titus chicken
  04/21/26
1.6? this letter is 8-10 hrs of work. im sure multiple very ...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  04/21/26
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Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  04/21/26
The trick is somehow getting the client to pay for it
POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME
  04/21/26
"we're educating the court that all our other filings a...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  04/21/26
...
potluck
  04/21/26
Congratulations!
lfo
  04/21/26
An absolute classic
Daft Unc
  04/21/26
Same partner probably salivates as he listens to Deloitte pr...
chink slop shit
  04/21/26
i wanted AI to replace associates, but not like this, not by...
UhOh
  04/21/26
...
chink slop shit
  04/21/26
low iq schtick? partners make money by paying associates 30%...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  04/21/26
You really aren’t ready for what’s coming
chink slop shit
  04/21/26
You hate to see it
POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME
  04/21/26
Only thing that could make that letterhead more TTT is if th...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  04/21/26
Was really hoping the first line of the thread would be: &qu...
Nazca Redlines
  04/21/26
this guy doesnt litigate: SMB Attorney @SMB_Attorney &m...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  04/21/26
or practice law, apparently
potluck
  04/21/26
...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  04/21/26
...
richard clock
  04/21/26
...
LathamTouchedMe
  04/21/26
Impressive indentations on that letter
futtbucker
  04/21/26
thanks emails galore: The mistakes were caught by law fir...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  04/21/26
So that’s what’s happened to UVT! In the New ...
N904PD
  04/21/26
...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  04/21/26
Mogged by Boies Schiller lmao
chink slop shit
  04/21/26
This is because they're representing Trump Some associate...
CapTTTainFalcon
  04/21/26
https://www.law360.com/bankruptcy-authority/dockets/download...
David Poaster Wallace
  04/21/26
link doesnt work. pls fix. thank
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  04/21/26


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Date: April 21st, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: (_))_______AUSCHWITZ_____))>


https://x.com/smb_attorney/status/2046600985254977878?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49831845)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: richard clock

that associate is fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49831913)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 11:55 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

cr. lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49831921)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 12:04 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


*poof*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49831945)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: titus chicken

What about the non-equity service partner who was supposed to review this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49832071)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: richard clock

didnt think S&C had non-equity partners

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49832131)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:14 PM
Author: titus chicken

They do now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49832150)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:21 PM
Author: richard clock

one wrong move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49832171)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: chink slop shit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49832249)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Moishe "Moose" Goldberg

I didn't read it, but how obvious is it that it's ai?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49831948)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:04 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


are u retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49832124)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: Guy Debord

1.6-- Drafted letter to court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49831951)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: richard clock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49831954)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: titus chicken



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49832066)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:04 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


1.6? this letter is 8-10 hrs of work. im sure multiple very higherups read this given the liability

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49832125)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49832126)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME

The trick is somehow getting the client to pay for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49832127)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:06 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


"we're educating the court that all our other filings are top notch prestigious s&c work"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49832129)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:06 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49832130)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: lfo
Subject: Congratulations!

Based on your reaction to getting the offer, this is probably the best thing that could have hever appened to you. I encourage you to enjoy the summer and take accept their offer as nothing in the world will cure you of your prestige obsession quicker than some time at S&C.

During orientation, they'll give you an S&C shoulderbag and you'll wear it with the S&C logo facing outward so any other commuters in the know can see it and you'll just know that they're either impressed or envious. And that will make you happy and proud. And then you'll try to figure out the best way to ensure that you're sworn in as soon as possible after receiving your bar results because then you'll get the box full of business cards that say "Sullivan & Cromwell LLP" with your actual name underneath. You'll be giddy at the thought of casually passing one (mid-conversation) to some acquaintance from undergrad you've lost touch with.

You'll start working and you'll notice that there are an awful lot of "Farewell" emails and someone will tell you that the farewell emails can only contain 4 names at a time per firm policy because the partners decided sometime in 2004 that emails indicating 6 or 7 people were leaving the firm in a two week period might cause some unhelpful whispering. You'll talk to a midlevel associate who is super-psyched to work at S&C and you'll find out that he (not a lot of shes) lateralled from some firm that frankly you would never have considered working for (too TTT for you). When you get back to your office, this will trouble you a bit, you'll wonder if your own escutcheon is being blemished by the presence of this type of person (i.e., non-elite) at your S&C. But that feeling will pass as you'll find plenty of other like-minded first years who equally relish the prestige as you you head for a drink at Ulysses (shoulderbag logo facing outward).

Then you'll get staffed on your first big deal and you'll work late night after late night and then on the weekend and on to the next weekend and then on to the weekend when you had planned to go to a friend's wedding. And you won't go because the work has to get done and you have dues to pay (or so you'll be told). You'll get a little bit upset about this turn of events, but the arrival of those business cards will soften the blow.

You'll meet more and more laterals from firms that you would never work for (some you've never even heard of). You'll note in the farewell emails that some of the junior and midlevel associates leaving S&C are going to those very same firms. Survival of the fittest you'll say. But late at night, when the air conditioning clicks down from a barely perceptible hissing sound to complete silence, these things will bother you. But you'll tell yourself you're just tired and frustrated and anyway you have work to do.

You'll have lunch with Rodge and he'll tell you that business is good and that he's listening to associates' concerns about quality of life issues. You'll notice that some of the senior associates visibly roll their eyes at each other when this comes up, but you won't mind that much because, really, what other firm's managing partner regulalry has lunch with associates to hear their concerns (and takes notes!)

A few months will pass, a few marathon deals will happen, you'll have to re-schedule a vacation but you'll tell yourself that that is to be expected.

About a year in, a couple of your classmates will crack and start talking about how much the job sucks. They'll very likely have gone to Yale Law School. You'll joke that they couldn't hack it when they leave the firm for a clerkship, or an academic position or to go to a firm in another city.

Things will go on in this pattern and you'll notice the fact that you're working a lot harder than your friends who went to "peer" firms. At first you'll be proud of this and brag about it, but after a while you'll find yourself downplaying it. At least when you have the time to get out and socialize with your law school friends.

Something will happen: a partner will scream at you, a senior associate gunning for partner will blame you for her mistake, the partner will tell you that the trip to Europe your spouse meticulously planned just won't be able to happen (he'll be really sorry and will tell you a funny story about the exotic vacation he missed or cut short). Doesn't matter what, but you'll get really pissed and you'll start to take some of the 4 or 5 calls from headhunters that you'll receive every day at that point (vultures spell blood). They'll give you the names of firms that you laughed on in the days when you posted on the XOXO board, but you'll find yourself looking into them. The headhunter will encourage to just listen to their offer and you'll consider doing so. But you won't leave because then you'd have to give up your business cards. And stop wearing the shoulder bag. And the bonus is only x months away so you'll start thinking about it then.

Until one day you won't be able to take it any more and you'll find yourself arranging to meet with people from a lightly regarded firm for a position in their New York office. And you'll worry that the XOXO crowd will see you.

And you don't believe any of this will happen, but I suggest you print this out and keep it in the top desk of your drawer so late at night when you're feeling sorry for yourself, you can add to the list of reasons to be miserable this fact: someone told you this was going to happen and you thought that person was crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49831991)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: Daft Unc

An absolute classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49832048)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: chink slop shit

Same partner probably salivates as he listens to Deloitte presentations about how much his comp will increase after all junior assoc work is done by Claude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49832026)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: UhOh

i wanted AI to replace associates, but not like this, not by him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49832092)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: chink slop shit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49832098)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


low iq schtick? partners make money by paying associates 30% of what they collect from their billings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49832128)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: chink slop shit

You really aren’t ready for what’s coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49832251)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 1:22 PM
Author: POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME

You hate to see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49832087)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Only thing that could make that letterhead more TTT is if they added a splash of color or a purple dragon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49832089)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

Was really hoping the first line of the thread would be: "partner responds ... with show cause opposition brief full of AI hallucinations"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49832099)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


this guy doesnt litigate:

SMB Attorney

@SMB_Attorney

·

10m

I’m not a litigator, so I have no idea how this works. Serious questions:

> how does S&C not know the case law associated with a routine motion cold?

> how are these motions not templatized?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49832133)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: potluck

or practice law, apparently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49832135)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49832138)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:21 PM
Author: richard clock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49832174)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: LathamTouchedMe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49832244)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: futtbucker

Impressive indentations on that letter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49832136)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


thanks emails galore:

The mistakes were caught by law firm Boies ​Schiller Flexner, Dietderich said in the letter to Martin Glenn, chief judge of the U.S. ⁠Bankruptcy Court in Manhattan.

"I apologize on behalf of our entire team. I also called Boies Schiller Flexner ​LLP on Friday to thank them for bringing this matter to our attention and to apologize directly to them ​as well," Dietderich wrote.

https://www.reuters.com/legal/litigation/sullivan-cromwell-law-firm-apologizes-ai-hallucinations-court-filing-2026-04-21/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49832137)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: N904PD

So that’s what’s happened to UVT!

In the New York case, the firm represents foreign representatives involved in the wind-down of Prince Global Holdings Limited, a ⁠Cambodian conglomerate whose founder and chairman Chen Zhi was charged in Brooklyn federal court for allegedly directing forced labor compounds in Cambodia and a massive investment fraud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49832246)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49832253)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: chink slop shit

Mogged by Boies Schiller lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49832248)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:16 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

This is because they're representing Trump

Some associate was paid $6 million by Soros to fuck this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49832156)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:21 PM
Author: David Poaster Wallace

https://www.law360.com/bankruptcy-authority/dockets/download/69e65c9816d3adcb1dd1398c?doc_url=https%3A%2F%2Fecf.nysb.uscourts.gov%2Fdoc1%2F126024481538&label=Case+Filing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49832172)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:28 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


link doesnt work. pls fix. thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5859060&forum_id=2#49832187)