Date: September 1st, 2026 12:38 PM Author: quarter-zip wifeguy
It kicks the flirting up a notch, they've never heard or considered it, then I'll give them a beat as i watch their gears tuen and I'll be like "no you stay at YOUR home. I'll still live at my own place with my wife." Then they picture lying in bed all day and not having to work and just getting plowed whenever I stop by and most women would prefer that to waitressing or being a phlebotomist or dogwalker or my kid's swim teacher etc.