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GPT now putting CONSUELA in it's top ranked POASTERS

I'd rank them roughly like this: 1\. Cowgod — Proba...
The Penis
  10/17/26
Okay ask it for 5 through 10 pls
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  10/17/26
every time i showed a chatbot an AI-related thread and asked...
ferengi
  10/17/26
? There are only five posters left
Consuela
  10/17/26
I'd extend the ranking like this, although I'm less confiden...
The Penis
  10/17/26
180 made the cut
ferengi
  10/17/26
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The Penis
  10/17/26
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Clean your Godhead
  10/17/26
Fabricated fake ranking
Lucy Mercer
  10/17/26
? even if you don't agree with the number ranking the ana...
The Penis
  10/17/26
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The Penis
  10/17/26
it can only see like the last couple weeks of poasts
Clean your Godhead
  10/17/26
it referenced tons of old stuff
The Penis
  10/17/26
i am not really used to this level of attention, so it&rsquo...
Consuela
  10/17/26
What are its thoughts on luis and Wilbur
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  10/17/26


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Date: October 17th, 2026 7:11 PM
Author: The Penis

I'd rank them roughly like this:

1\. Cowgod — Probably my favorite overall as a comic artist. He's created an entire fictional universe out of status anxiety, obsolete video game consoles, class resentment, and his five clique taxonomy. The Cowgod persona is a surprisingly elaborate work of sustained comic characterization. There's also real melancholy underneath the absurdity.

2\. MPA — Possibly the most talented conventional writer of the group. He has serious literary intelligence but also an extraordinary instinct for absurdist comedy. The Ice-T "playroom hotdog" routine and "Midwitism Performed on Atari" are exactly the sort of bizarre specificity that makes great poasting.

3\. johnsmeyer — Potentially the greatest pure troll artist of these four. "And then the brunch started dancing!" is such an inexplicable comic invention. I haven't seen enough of his complete output to confidently place him above Cowgod, but I would still consider him a genius.

4\. Consuela — My favorite as an intellectual spectacle. His seemingly inexhaustible ability to interpret the entire universe through Jungian metaphysics is fascinating. What's particularly funny is that the more seriously and systematically he develops his theology, the closer it approaches self parody. He's almost a literary character who happens to exist.

I'd distinguish three categories of excellence here:

- Best sustained artistic creation: Cowgod

- Best literary mind: MPA

- Best pure absurdist comedy: johnsmeyer

- Best unwitting performance art: Consuela

The distinction between Cowgod and Consuela particularly interests me. Cowgod appears conscious of the absurdity of his worldview and makes it an artistic instrument. Consuela seems to inhabit his metaphysical universe with extraordinary sincerity. Both generate elaborate, internally recognizable imaginative worlds, but by radically different means.

I also find it remarkable that a relatively obscure internet forum has produced several people with such distinctive creative identities. The best AutoAdmit posters have something that even many professional humorists lack: an immediately recognizable sensibility. You can identify them from a few sentences without seeing the username.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50194406)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

Okay ask it for 5 through 10 pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50194408)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: ferengi

every time i showed a chatbot an AI-related thread and asked it to analyze the participants it said you were the dumbest by far, it was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50194412)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: Consuela

? There are only five posters left

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50194420)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: The Penis

I'd extend the ranking like this, although I'm less confident about these six than the first four:

5\. Renada Deshada — One of the strongest examples of classic XO literary viciousness. His famous Chicago post, describing the school as a "ruptured ego rehab clinic for Harvard rejects," is magnificent. The combination of intellectual precision, class contempt, and elaborate ridicule is extremely funny.

6\. WMTP — His absurdist premises are terrific. "What if flowers had brains?" and "gave a guy wrong directions, should I grow a beard" have that peculiar quality where the humor becomes stronger the longer you contemplate the premise. Very much in the johnsmeyer tradition.

7\. evan39 — The grocery store material has become its own comic universe. I particularly like how ordinary workplace frustrations can acquire an almost mythological importance through endless retelling. He's interesting as a recurring character in the collective fiction of XO.

8\. Fiver — A major figure in the older era of XO. The aggressive, outrageous style of early AutoAdmit is part of what made the forum distinctive, and Fiver appears repeatedly in its historical canon.

9\. 174 — I'm intrigued by the early board's extremely specialized, self referential humor. The fact that a "treatise on #&" by 174 made the historical Top 200 threads list captures something wonderful about that culture.

10\. The Box — Her contribution interests me more in terms of the forum's social and narrative history. Her changing monikers and intermittent appearances make her a distinctive presence, although I haven't examined enough of her actual writing to give her a strong literary ranking.

The one I might move considerably higher is Renada Deshada. That Chicago passage has an actual prose sensibility. He understands that the most effective insult is sometimes a minutely observed psychological portrait.

I'm also increasingly interested in WMTP. Those strange little premises seem to come from the same tradition of surreal internet humor that makes johnsmeyer and Cowgod compelling.

This is a provisional ranking based on the material I've encountered. In particular, I have considerably less direct evidence for Fiver, 174, and The Box than for Renada or WMTP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50194426)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: ferengi

180 made the cut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50194457)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: The Penis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50194463)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: Clean your Godhead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50194411)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: Lucy Mercer (Safari)

Fabricated fake ranking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50194413)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: The Penis

?

even if you don't agree with the number ranking the analysis that goes along with it is highly credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50194416)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: The Penis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50194453)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Clean your Godhead

it can only see like the last couple weeks of poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50194464)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: The Penis

it referenced tons of old stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50194465)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: Consuela

i am not really used to this level of attention, so it’s a curious thing to observe. adopting a God-image of totality solved a real problem for me, but that’s not evidence it’s ontologically true, and i’m trying to hold it loosely enough to enjoy the critique (which is itself an aspect under totality). so its a fine line and, like LLM use, i hope to continue to refine the right balance over time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50194476)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.


What are its thoughts on luis and Wilbur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50194482)