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35 y/o ibanker dies after 100 hour work week makes his heart explode (nypost)

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-d...
Provocative Messiness
  05/10/24
it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in t...
Shivering vigorous volcanic crater
  05/10/24
Yeah I was gonna say.
Fear-inspiring Salmon Sweet Tailpipe
  05/10/24
throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while qu...
Provocative Messiness
  05/11/24
Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 yea...
curious unholy school cafeteria boltzmann
  05/10/24
No
Tantric Institution
  05/10/24
ur barely literate
razzle-dazzle magenta business firm gay wizard
  05/10/24
180
Tantric Institution
  05/10/24
Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life
Stirring son of senegal
  05/10/24
180
Tantric Institution
  05/10/24
the man owns multiple properties
Excitant Dingle Berry Shitlib
  05/10/24
This is not true or possible given the amount of time you po...
Big-titted deep private investor
  05/10/24
180
Tantric Institution
  05/10/24
They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on th...
Excitant Dingle Berry Shitlib
  05/10/24
enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll ...
Sienna haunted graveyard coffee pot
  05/10/24
seems unlikely
frisky chartreuse weed whacker
  05/10/24
lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted....
Offensive translucent toilet seat stain
  05/12/24
...
Provocative Messiness
  05/10/24
This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before i...
impertinent brethren
  05/10/24
they still do that shit?
Electric field
  05/10/24
Such is the Nature of the Assignment.
Aquamarine Insanely Creepy Hall
  05/10/24
...
Cerebral hyperventilating karate
  05/11/24
UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves
scarlet really tough guy university
  05/10/24
because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other...
Stirring son of senegal
  05/10/24
180
Tantric Institution
  05/10/24
Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlicke...
harsh exciting trailer park prole
  05/11/24
It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associa...
chestnut gaming laptop kitty
  05/12/24
*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coff...
Aquamarine Insanely Creepy Hall
  05/10/24
whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at yo...
outnumbered travel guidebook public bath
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...
demanding drab therapy personal credit line
  05/12/24
he must have had a genetic defect
Lascivious base genital piercing
  05/10/24
Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA
pearl idiotic home
  05/10/24
Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happ...
Cream stead regret
  05/10/24
On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*
razzle-dazzle magenta business firm gay wizard
  05/10/24
...
anal temple
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...
Appetizing honey-headed sex offender rehab
  05/10/24
...
Aquamarine Insanely Creepy Hall
  05/11/24
Kike!
Tantric Institution
  05/10/24
At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a ...
curious unholy school cafeteria boltzmann
  05/10/24
he was an associate
bull headed slap-happy principal's office
  05/12/24
(xo 2024)
french ticket booth fanboi
  05/12/24
If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart tec...
Opaque Boistinker
  05/10/24
...
impertinent brethren
  05/11/24
His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to...
twinkling jewess office
  05/10/24
Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got ...
heady internal respiration
  05/11/24
Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered. ...
french ticket booth fanboi
  05/11/24
probably something like friday night fire drill citation che...
180 bisexual abode
  05/11/24
Who is the audience for the powerpoint?
french ticket booth fanboi
  05/12/24
probably no one
Provocative Messiness
  05/12/24
...
Appetizing honey-headed sex offender rehab
  05/12/24
This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just do...
Cerise Bawdyhouse Masturbator
  05/12/24
To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: ...
painfully honest charismatic menage round eye
  05/12/24
(not a math masterman) 24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week 100 ho...
french ticket booth fanboi
  05/12/24
He forgot about weekends is all
chestnut gaming laptop kitty
  05/12/24
I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're un...
painfully honest charismatic menage round eye
  05/12/24
That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ ho...
chestnut gaming laptop kitty
  05/12/24
Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” al...
Bright tripping legend step-uncle's house
  05/12/24
that guy looks 50 in his work pic
transparent vibrant space national security agency
  05/12/24
What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mas...
chestnut gaming laptop kitty
  05/12/24
bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. reall...
Offensive translucent toilet seat stain
  05/12/24
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Cerise Bawdyhouse Masturbator
  05/12/24


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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:10 AM
Author: Provocative Messiness

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-death-ignites-anger-at-long-workweeks-could-prompt-walkout/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649970)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:32 AM
Author: Shivering vigorous volcanic crater

it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in the military that exploded his heart, actually.

inshallah yours is next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649972)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Salmon Sweet Tailpipe

Yeah I was gonna say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652384)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:06 PM
Author: Provocative Messiness

throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654833)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:36 AM
Author: curious unholy school cafeteria boltzmann

Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 years straight and I’m fine and have four kids on top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649973)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Tantric Institution

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651345)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle magenta business firm gay wizard

ur barely literate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651347)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: Tantric Institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651348)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Stirring son of senegal

Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651366)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Tantric Institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651383)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: Excitant Dingle Berry Shitlib

the man owns multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651406)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Big-titted deep private investor

This is not true or possible given the amount of time you post on here--and that's even assuming it were possible for compliance monkeys to work such hours. (Hint: it's not.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651425)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: Tantric Institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651429)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: Excitant Dingle Berry Shitlib

They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on the trading floor through both domestic and international market hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651436)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Sienna haunted graveyard coffee pot

enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651511)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:18 PM
Author: frisky chartreuse weed whacker

seems unlikely



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651752)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: Offensive translucent toilet seat stain

lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted. And yes I’m aware that you claim to have been an associate in Quinn Emanuel’s “matrimonial law” practice and that bullshit about you inventing a financial services product.

Btw, your claim to work this much is a self-own in light of the fact that we all know you’re a 250k in-house compliance loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655189)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: Provocative Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651342)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: impertinent brethren

This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before it got into the news. The real story is how it got buried for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651391)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: Electric field

they still do that shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651394)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: Aquamarine Insanely Creepy Hall

Such is the Nature of the Assignment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651434)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: Cerebral hyperventilating karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652666)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: scarlet really tough guy university

UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651442)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Stirring son of senegal

because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other guy is working 80 hours, welp better get your act together.

People like AREreptile brag about this-- they see it as a manly or even moral signifier. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651492)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Tantric Institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651510)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: harsh exciting trailer park prole

Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654893)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: chestnut gaming laptop kitty

It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associates worked 100 hours/week while Partners Golfed. There was a case study on this for my MBA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655213)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: Aquamarine Insanely Creepy Hall

*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coffin is carried to his grave Navy SEAL-style by fellow Associates and Colleagues*

*meanwhile In-House Lawyers wearing nothing but diaper, doing the 21 Pen Clicking Salute in perfect and impeccable cadence*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651433)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: outnumbered travel guidebook public bath

whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at your desk making Mort rich, you die for Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651537)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: demanding drab therapy personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655505)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: Lascivious base genital piercing

he must have had a genetic defect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651538)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: pearl idiotic home

Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651547)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: Cream stead regret

Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happened go work at Starbucks. If you wanna make $200k a year then learn to manage your stress first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651573)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle magenta business firm gay wizard

On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651641)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: anal temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651649)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: Appetizing honey-headed sex offender rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651744)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: Aquamarine Insanely Creepy Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654858)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: Tantric Institution

Kike!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651662)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: curious unholy school cafeteria boltzmann

At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a river about his stress. He only made 8.5x what the average person makes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651727)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:39 AM
Author: bull headed slap-happy principal's office

he was an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655173)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: french ticket booth fanboi

(xo 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655563)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: Opaque Boistinker

If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart technique, you have no business in the big leagues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651755)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: impertinent brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654860)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:04 PM
Author: twinkling jewess office

His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652393)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 2:51 AM
Author: heady internal respiration

Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got over the goal line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652769)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: french ticket booth fanboi

Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered.

What is the actual work product guys like this are producing in their 100 hours each week? Some sort of spreadsheet of costs/valuations? Powerpoint slides? Negotiating terms of the deal back and forth with the counterparties? ELI5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654894)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: 180 bisexual abode

probably something like friday night fire drill citation checking faggotry but the equivalent of that on a powerpoint instead of a word doc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654898)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: french ticket booth fanboi

Who is the audience for the powerpoint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654899)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: Provocative Messiness

probably no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654923)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: Appetizing honey-headed sex offender rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655560)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: Cerise Bawdyhouse Masturbator

This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just don’t think I’d do it. Just work M-F (occasional Saturday) and if that’s not enough then they would have to fire me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655176)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: painfully honest charismatic menage round eye

To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: (1) sleep, (2) eat, (3) shower, (4) rest, (5) whatever else, socialize, talk to family, etc.

So basically he had to go without eating/sleeping/showering for several days or weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655152)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: french ticket booth fanboi

(not a math masterman)

24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week

100 hours of work

168-100 = 68 hours left

68/7 = over 9.5 hours remaining every day for sleeping, eating, showering, commuting, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655191)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: chestnut gaming laptop kitty

He forgot about weekends is all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655255)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: painfully honest charismatic menage round eye

I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're under a shitload of stress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655303)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: chestnut gaming laptop kitty

That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ hours a week is going to have some shit bleed into the weekend. 100 hour weeks in white collar jobs are usually "performative" ime and a lot of it is about ingratiating yourself to your Betters. One of the exceptions is in Game Development where there is a Crunch Time in the months before release.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655590)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: Bright tripping legend step-uncle's house

Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” almost certainly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655517)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: transparent vibrant space national security agency

that guy looks 50 in his work pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655310)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: chestnut gaming laptop kitty

What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mass of youngish white people "look 50" according to azns on the internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655598)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Offensive translucent toilet seat stain

bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. really generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655324)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Cerise Bawdyhouse Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655570)