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hypo: you get $1 million but you have to live in gaza for a month and not die

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carnelian supple market
  06/24/24
? Seems pretty simple, just don't join Hamas and Israel will...
Beady-eyed Station Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/24/24
"just don't join Hamas and Israel will leave you alone&...
startled milky community account
  06/24/24
They were mostly Hamas members bro. But even for those who ...
Beady-eyed Station Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/24/24
Clearly you're going to die. From either: 1. lack of f...
startled milky community account
  06/24/24
Gazans can easily access food & water, they mostly refus...
Beady-eyed Station Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/24/24
You are fucking retarded.
startled milky community account
  06/24/24
It sounds like gazans are retarded, they could easily live b...
Beady-eyed Station Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/24/24
I'd pose as a hostage "Oh vey Moshe, they're using ter...
Bonkers Federal Step-uncle's House
  06/24/24
Just get some pig nose glasses.
shaky rambunctious school cafeteria black woman
  06/24/24
White guy suddenly appearing with no Arabic skills beyond gr...
arousing alcoholic temple lettuce
  06/24/24
Shukram my friend
racy electric furnace
  06/24/24
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startled milky community account
  06/24/24
Nothing in the hypo states you can't have your phone, which ...
Costumed apoplectic boltzmann
  06/24/24
Yeah, okay, but what about hooded eyes? Asking for a friend
Beady-eyed Station Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/24/24
there's gotta be quite a few western journos and shit millin...
Up-to-no-good theatre toaster
  06/24/24
Easy
hairraiser school jew
  06/24/24
way safer than some areas in the US, which are also fine if ...
Up-to-no-good theatre toaster
  06/24/24
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carnelian supple market
  06/25/24
before or after tax
Claret theater stage
  06/25/24
🌊 Welcome to Gaza Surf Camp! 🌊 Are you tired of the...
Crusty Nofapping Meetinghouse
  06/25/24


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Date: June 24th, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: carnelian supple market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544887&forum_id=2#47774887)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 6:48 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Station Scourge Upon The Earth

? Seems pretty simple, just don't join Hamas and Israel will leave you alone. Only thing I have to worry about is Hamas but they're pretty busy right now. I would probably just spend of my time staying at home and poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544887&forum_id=2#47774893)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 6:50 PM
Author: startled milky community account

"just don't join Hamas and Israel will leave you alone"

Sorry Hoss, but a few thousand DEAD AS FUCK Palestinians disagree with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544887&forum_id=2#47774899)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Station Scourge Upon The Earth

They were mostly Hamas members bro. But even for those who weren't, it's 2 million people who had a couple of hundred non-Hamas casualties. Pretty simple to not join Hamas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544887&forum_id=2#47775016)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 6:49 PM
Author: startled milky community account

Clearly you're going to die.

From either:

1. lack of food & water;

2. Shot by a trigger-happy IDF Soldier; or

3. Killed in a collapsing building after an IDF "limited tactical engagement" destroys your apartment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544887&forum_id=2#47774896)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 7:33 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Station Scourge Upon The Earth

Gazans can easily access food & water, they mostly refuse to because they're too proud to doordash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544887&forum_id=2#47775019)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 8:40 PM
Author: startled milky community account

You are fucking retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544887&forum_id=2#47775161)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 11:08 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Station Scourge Upon The Earth

It sounds like gazans are retarded, they could easily live but die because they join hamas and/or refuse to install an app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544887&forum_id=2#47775542)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 7:34 PM
Author: Bonkers Federal Step-uncle's House

I'd pose as a hostage

"Oh vey Moshe, they're using terror phones on Friday night!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544887&forum_id=2#47775028)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 7:35 PM
Author: shaky rambunctious school cafeteria black woman

Just get some pig nose glasses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544887&forum_id=2#47775030)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 7:36 PM
Author: arousing alcoholic temple lettuce

White guy suddenly appearing with no Arabic skills beyond greetings and "Where is the (bathroom, souk, train station)" would probably be on the kidnap radars for both Hamas and the IDF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544887&forum_id=2#47775032)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 8:19 PM
Author: racy electric furnace

Shukram my friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544887&forum_id=2#47775089)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 8:41 PM
Author: startled milky community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544887&forum_id=2#47775163)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 8:49 PM
Author: Costumed apoplectic boltzmann

Nothing in the hypo states you can't have your phone, which you can use to pick up a few quick phrases you'll need here and there. Dress in local clothes and you'll be fine. Plenty of Palestinians with Levantine genetics that look white. Lots of blue eyes and red hair and such.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544887&forum_id=2#47775193)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Station Scourge Upon The Earth

Yeah, okay, but what about hooded eyes? Asking for a friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544887&forum_id=2#47775544)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good theatre toaster

there's gotta be quite a few western journos and shit milling about. they'd know you're not Israeli, they'd prob think you're some vice retard or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544887&forum_id=2#47775572)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: hairraiser school jew

Easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544887&forum_id=2#47775069)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good theatre toaster

way safer than some areas in the US, which are also fine if you just keep your head down and mind your own business.

dress in local garb and eat trash. what are the odds you get blown up by a missile of you avoid the most dangerous areas? what % of palestinians do you think die a month? id rather spend a month surviving in gaza than east st. louis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544887&forum_id=2#47775566)



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Date: June 25th, 2024 8:39 PM
Author: carnelian supple market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544887&forum_id=2#47777735)



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Date: June 25th, 2024 8:40 PM
Author: Claret theater stage

before or after tax

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544887&forum_id=2#47777737)



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Date: June 25th, 2024 8:42 PM
Author: Crusty Nofapping Meetinghouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544887&forum_id=2#47777748)