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Tried doing standup comedy tonight, got booed offstage

Fucking assholes
Arrogant garrison
  09/18/24
WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here. ...
brindle house
  09/18/24
I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pus...
Arrogant garrison
  09/18/24
Try this one: "Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medi...
brindle house
  09/19/24
read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit
Rambunctious marvelous ratface
  10/04/24
What was your best joke
Glittery Harsh Ticket Booth
  09/18/24
This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking ...
Arrogant garrison
  09/18/24
Lol, sounds cringy af
fishy mediation
  09/19/24
Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overl...
gaped orchestra pit
  05/06/25
expected OP to be snoot
mint mother indirect expression
  09/18/24
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adventurous olive national
  09/18/24
whats the deal with that?
Filthy pale fanboi bawdyhouse
  09/18/24
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Vigorous tan rehab police squad
  09/19/24
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Nofapping New Version Area
  10/04/24
Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going t...
deep lake casino
  09/19/24
This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lo...
Rebellious Wrinkle Piazza
  09/19/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY
razzle indigo gas station multi-billionaire
  10/04/24
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Arrogant garrison
  12/20/24
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Seedy university
  02/27/25
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nubile pit
  04/16/25
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pube
  01/15/26


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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Arrogant garrison

Fucking assholes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48106661)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: brindle house

WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here.

Did you try out Biden growling "who told you that? Mike Fart?"

That always kills here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48106668)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: Arrogant garrison

I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pussy and sex was like for Inuits 200 years ago” bit but never have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48106744)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: brindle house

Try this one:

"Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medical field devoted to the care and maintenance of vaginas."

*pause for two beats*

"And they're still a disaster."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48110065)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: Rambunctious marvelous ratface

read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48165197)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Glittery Harsh Ticket Booth

What was your best joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48106673)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Arrogant garrison

This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking for a place to put it went over OK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48106681)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: fishy mediation

Lol, sounds cringy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48110055)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: gaped orchestra pit

Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overlap between people who go to them and people who are obsessed with their Doggo McDoggerfaces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48909629)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: mint mother indirect expression

expected OP to be snoot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48106676)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: adventurous olive national



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Filthy pale fanboi bawdyhouse

whats the deal with that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48106750)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Vigorous tan rehab police squad



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: Nofapping New Version Area



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:30 PM
Author: deep lake casino

Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going to start this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48109057)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:15 PM
Author: Rebellious Wrinkle Piazza

This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lot. You can only read so much about it everything else requires stage time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48110078)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: razzle indigo gas station multi-billionaire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48165203)



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Date: December 20th, 2024 1:34 AM
Author: Arrogant garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48468190)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Seedy university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48699040)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: nubile pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48855321)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: pube



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