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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Primrose trust fund
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Geriatric balding wagecucks
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
floppy clear codepig
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Swashbuckling new version hall
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Sexy macaca
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
zombie-like titillating crackhouse associate
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
passionate jet business firm degenerate
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Lime Splenetic Trailer Park Ratface
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
slate roommate toaster
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Primrose trust fund
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
180 orange senate becky
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
excitant legend station
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Haunting Stubborn Pit Jew
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Primrose trust fund
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Translucent cruise ship
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
cracking painfully honest lay
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
mentally impaired shrine fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
cr
Primrose trust fund
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
180 orange senate becky
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Walnut vibrant nursing home famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Translucent cruise ship
  06/30/25
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plum alcoholic ticket booth trump supporter
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Haunting Stubborn Pit Jew
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
mentally impaired shrine fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
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arousing mahogany affirmative action orchestra pit
  07/01/25
*bussy
Impressive Generalized Bond
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
passionate jet business firm degenerate
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
flushed boyish laser beams
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
odious bearded party of the first part stage
  06/30/25
fuck
Haunting Stubborn Pit Jew
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
flushed boyish laser beams
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Geriatric balding wagecucks
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Haunting Stubborn Pit Jew
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Walnut vibrant nursing home famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Primrose trust fund
  06/30/25
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Trip plaza
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Coral sanctuary
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Pungent haunted graveyard patrolman
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
filthy twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Primrose trust fund
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Pungent haunted graveyard patrolman
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
plum alcoholic ticket booth trump supporter
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Pungent haunted graveyard patrolman
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
diverse crawly idiot sandwich
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Primrose trust fund
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
wonderful masturbator sound barrier
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Concupiscible crotch bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
tcr
plum alcoholic ticket booth trump supporter
  07/01/25
just jump
Soul-stirring reading party
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Primrose trust fund
  06/30/25
...
razzle-dazzle area
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
electric smoky feces temple
  06/30/25
wow
Primrose trust fund
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
onyx cuckoldry really tough guy
  06/30/25
JFC man
Primrose trust fund
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
slate roommate toaster
  06/30/25
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Soul-stirring reading party
  06/30/25
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Haunting Stubborn Pit Jew
  06/30/25
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Translucent cruise ship
  06/30/25
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vermilion genital piercing hissy fit
  06/30/25
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Appetizing Godawful Goyim
  06/30/25
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wonderful masturbator sound barrier
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Concupiscible crotch bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Coral sanctuary
  06/30/25
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Disgusting vigorous fanboi
  07/01/25
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arousing mahogany affirmative action orchestra pit
  07/01/25
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Pale black woman private investor
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
laughsome turquoise public bath stock car
  07/01/25
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burgundy massive institution
  07/01/25
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Swashbuckling new version hall
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
zombie-like titillating crackhouse associate
  06/30/25
bro
Primrose trust fund
  06/30/25
...
Concupiscible crotch bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
lol
plum alcoholic ticket booth trump supporter
  07/01/25
...
razzmatazz cuckold brunch
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Fiercely-loyal talking antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
jfc
Primrose trust fund
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
180 orange senate becky
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
vermilion genital piercing hissy fit
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Appetizing Godawful Goyim
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
plum alcoholic ticket booth trump supporter
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Fiercely-loyal talking antidepressant drug
  07/01/25
...
filthy twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/25
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Appetizing Godawful Goyim
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
burgundy massive institution
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Azure locus background story
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Walnut vibrant nursing home famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Primrose trust fund
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Haunting Stubborn Pit Jew
  06/30/25
...
Primrose trust fund
  07/01/25
...
Twinkling Chapel Mexican
  07/01/25
lol
plum alcoholic ticket booth trump supporter
  07/01/25
...
Soul-stirring reading party
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
supple puce parlor persian
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
hyperactive scourge upon the earth gas station
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Low-t Halford Personal Credit Line
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
submissive multi-colored prole
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Drab Therapy Faggotry
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Twinkling Chapel Mexican
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Bronze philosopher-king forum
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Primrose trust fund
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
plum alcoholic ticket booth trump supporter
  07/01/25
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Primrose trust fund
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
arousing mahogany affirmative action orchestra pit
  07/01/25
😟
lascivious disrespectful corn cake
  07/01/25
...
Arrogant angry casino filthpig
  07/01/25
holy shit
Primrose trust fund
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Twinkling Chapel Mexican
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Mind-boggling duck-like hospital
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
burgundy massive institution
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
passionate jet business firm degenerate
  07/01/25
...
Primrose trust fund
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
burgundy massive institution
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
burgundy massive institution
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
electric smoky feces temple
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
passionate jet business firm degenerate
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Primrose trust fund
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
glittery national security agency hunting ground
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
arousing mahogany affirmative action orchestra pit
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
talented regret
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Primrose trust fund
  07/06/25
...
electric smoky feces temple
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Hairraiser henna range
  07/06/25
...
Appetizing Godawful Goyim
  07/06/25
lol
plum alcoholic ticket booth trump supporter
  07/07/25
wow
Primrose trust fund
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Primrose trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Geriatric balding wagecucks

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: floppy clear codepig

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Swashbuckling new version hall

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Sexy macaca

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: zombie-like titillating crackhouse associate

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: passionate jet business firm degenerate

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Lime Splenetic Trailer Park Ratface

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: slate roommate toaster

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Primrose trust fund

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: 180 orange senate becky

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: excitant legend station

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Haunting Stubborn Pit Jew

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Primrose trust fund

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Translucent cruise ship

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: cracking painfully honest lay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: mentally impaired shrine fortuitous meteor

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Primrose trust fund

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: 180 orange senate becky

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Walnut vibrant nursing home famous landscape painting

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Translucent cruise ship

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: plum alcoholic ticket booth trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Haunting Stubborn Pit Jew

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: mentally impaired shrine fortuitous meteor

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: arousing mahogany affirmative action orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Impressive Generalized Bond

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: passionate jet business firm degenerate

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: flushed boyish laser beams

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: odious bearded party of the first part stage

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Haunting Stubborn Pit Jew

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: flushed boyish laser beams

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Geriatric balding wagecucks

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Haunting Stubborn Pit Jew

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Walnut vibrant nursing home famous landscape painting

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Primrose trust fund

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Trip plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Coral sanctuary

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Pungent haunted graveyard patrolman

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: filthy twinkling uncleanness

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Primrose trust fund

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Pungent haunted graveyard patrolman

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: plum alcoholic ticket booth trump supporter

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Pungent haunted graveyard patrolman

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: diverse crawly idiot sandwich

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Primrose trust fund

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: wonderful masturbator sound barrier

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Concupiscible crotch bawdyhouse

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: plum alcoholic ticket booth trump supporter

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Soul-stirring reading party

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Primrose trust fund

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: electric smoky feces temple

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Primrose trust fund

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: onyx cuckoldry really tough guy

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Primrose trust fund

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: slate roommate toaster

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Haunting Stubborn Pit Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Translucent cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: vermilion genital piercing hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Appetizing Godawful Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: wonderful masturbator sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible crotch bawdyhouse

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Coral sanctuary

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Disgusting vigorous fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: arousing mahogany affirmative action orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Pale black woman private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: laughsome turquoise public bath stock car

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: burgundy massive institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Swashbuckling new version hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: zombie-like titillating crackhouse associate

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Primrose trust fund

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible crotch bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: plum alcoholic ticket booth trump supporter

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: razzmatazz cuckold brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal talking antidepressant drug

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Primrose trust fund

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: 180 orange senate becky

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: vermilion genital piercing hissy fit

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Appetizing Godawful Goyim

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: plum alcoholic ticket booth trump supporter

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal talking antidepressant drug

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: filthy twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Appetizing Godawful Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: burgundy massive institution

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Azure locus background story

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Walnut vibrant nursing home famous landscape painting

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Primrose trust fund

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Haunting Stubborn Pit Jew

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Primrose trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Twinkling Chapel Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: plum alcoholic ticket booth trump supporter

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Soul-stirring reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: supple puce parlor persian

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: hyperactive scourge upon the earth gas station

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Low-t Halford Personal Credit Line

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: submissive multi-colored prole

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Drab Therapy Faggotry

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Twinkling Chapel Mexican

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Bronze philosopher-king forum

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Primrose trust fund

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: plum alcoholic ticket booth trump supporter

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Primrose trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: arousing mahogany affirmative action orchestra pit

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: lascivious disrespectful corn cake

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Arrogant angry casino filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Primrose trust fund

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Twinkling Chapel Mexican

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Mind-boggling duck-like hospital

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: burgundy massive institution

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: passionate jet business firm degenerate

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Primrose trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: burgundy massive institution

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: burgundy massive institution

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: electric smoky feces temple

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: passionate jet business firm degenerate

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Primrose trust fund

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: glittery national security agency hunting ground

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: arousing mahogany affirmative action orchestra pit

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: talented regret

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Primrose trust fund

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: electric smoky feces temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Hairraiser henna range

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Appetizing Godawful Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: plum alcoholic ticket booth trump supporter

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Primrose trust fund

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)