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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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beady-eyed station
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
misunderstood swashbuckling stag film dysfunction
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
beady-eyed station
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
misunderstood swashbuckling stag film dysfunction
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
beady-eyed station
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
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  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
beady-eyed station
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Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
ebony temple affirmative action
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
misunderstood swashbuckling stag film dysfunction
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
ebony temple affirmative action
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
beady-eyed station
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
ebony temple affirmative action
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
misunderstood swashbuckling stag film dysfunction
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
beady-eyed station
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
ebony temple affirmative action
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
coiffed drab principal's office blood rage
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
ebony temple affirmative action
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
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  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
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Sinister electric national trump supporter
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Silver shivering cruise ship newt
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Concupiscible onyx national security agency piazza
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
hateful dingle berry
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
vigorous senate
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
sable bat-shit-crazy mental disorder
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
beady-eyed station
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
coiffed drab principal's office blood rage
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
beady-eyed station
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
sable bat-shit-crazy mental disorder
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
coiffed drab principal's office blood rage
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trip rehab wrinkle
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veddy veddy not kosher
sable bat-shit-crazy mental disorder
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
hateful dingle berry
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
coiffed drab principal's office blood rage
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
trip rehab wrinkle
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
sable bat-shit-crazy mental disorder
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
trip rehab wrinkle
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
sable bat-shit-crazy mental disorder
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
trip rehab wrinkle
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
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  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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  07/07/25
No 40k for you
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beady-eyed station
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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beady-eyed station
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
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  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
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beady-eyed station
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
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  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed station



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: misunderstood swashbuckling stag film dysfunction

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: beady-eyed station

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: misunderstood swashbuckling stag film dysfunction

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: beady-eyed station

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: plum sexy house juggernaut

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: beady-eyed station

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: lavender stead boiling water



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Deranged geriatric market

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: ebony temple affirmative action



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: plum sexy house juggernaut



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Silver shivering cruise ship newt



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Titillating clear wagecucks church building



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: vigorous senate



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: big-titted cerebral codepig old irish cottage



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: trip rehab wrinkle



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: French glassy range



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: gaped orchestra pit factory reset button



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: erotic exhilarant ticket booth



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Sticky hospital



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy floppy library pozpig



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Sinister electric national trump supporter



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: ebony temple affirmative action

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: misunderstood swashbuckling stag film dysfunction

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: ebony temple affirmative action

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: beady-eyed station

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: ebony temple affirmative action

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: misunderstood swashbuckling stag film dysfunction

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed station

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: ebony temple affirmative action

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: coiffed drab principal's office blood rage

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: ebony temple affirmative action

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Soul-stirring antidepressant drug psychic

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: hideous bossy hairy legs faggotry

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Sinister electric national trump supporter



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Silver shivering cruise ship newt

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Concupiscible onyx national security agency piazza

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: hateful dingle berry

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: vigorous senate

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: sable bat-shit-crazy mental disorder

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: beady-eyed station

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: coiffed drab principal's office blood rage

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: beady-eyed station

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: sable bat-shit-crazy mental disorder

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: coiffed drab principal's office blood rage

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: trip rehab wrinkle



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: sable bat-shit-crazy mental disorder

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: hateful dingle berry

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: coiffed drab principal's office blood rage

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: trip rehab wrinkle

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: sable bat-shit-crazy mental disorder

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: trip rehab wrinkle

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: sable bat-shit-crazy mental disorder

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: trip rehab wrinkle

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: sable bat-shit-crazy mental disorder

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: sable bat-shit-crazy mental disorder

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Silver shivering cruise ship newt



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: trip rehab wrinkle

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: beady-eyed station



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Disturbing legend tattoo

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: ebony temple affirmative action



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: trip rehab wrinkle



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: beady-eyed station



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Out-of-control Gay Hominid Trailer Park

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: erotic exhilarant ticket booth

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed station



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Provocative Topaz Indian Lodge

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099235)