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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM Author: black house Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.
Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: drab police squad u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101515) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: misanthropic fuchsia liquid oxygen they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101526) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: drab police squad sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101533) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: mildly autistic emerald indian lodge 100% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104025) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: Ruddy Provocative Area Ceo FAG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103886) |
Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM Author: Puce Casino Yarmulke Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101481) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: Tan self-absorbed jap Pic of the cheeks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101482) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: Cyan market incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101500) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: mildly autistic emerald indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104026) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: Scarlet Brethren "Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101483) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: black house I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101488) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: yellow nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101502) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM Author: Scarlet Brethren How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101508) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM Author: black house Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101547) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: Scarlet Brethren How did she respond? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101576) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM Author: black house Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101592) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM Author: Scarlet Brethren Lol I guess you had to try (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101658) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM Author: thirsty dun sweet tailpipe coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102175) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM Author: Vengeful Dilemma Old Irish Cottage You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao
This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even. |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: Scarlet Brethren Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103905) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: Ruddy Provocative Area Ceo jfc 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103910) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: mildly autistic emerald indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104036) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: curious indirect expression At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101496) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: Cyan market incel "with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"
u poor dumb bastard |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: drab police squad this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.
if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF
and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her
best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.
trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM Author: misanthropic fuchsia liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101528) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: Scarlet Brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101535) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: black house Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.
I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: drab police squad it's tricky with work situations
never risk your livelihood for a woman |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: black house Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101541) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM Author: Bistre Theatre wut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101684) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: black house I’m married with kids part? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101842) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: Beady-eyed buff filthpig you lost the plot right there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101848) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: thirsty dun sweet tailpipe coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102176) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Abusive Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102361) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: soggy dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102363) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: startling 180 haunted graveyard goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102365) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: Razzle Magenta Native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102395) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM Author: Iridescent Pungent Rigor People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102401) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM Author: soggy dragon No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102445) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: Puce Casino Yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103451) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: thriller misunderstood internal respiration shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103487) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM Author: yellow nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103544) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM Author: Apoplectic Histrionic Immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103593) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: Scarlet Brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103931) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: insecure hell becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103950) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: thriller misunderstood internal respiration shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103485) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: mildly autistic emerald indian lodge we all have brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104039) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: thirsty dun sweet tailpipe coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101532) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM Author: Sticky genital piercing keepsake machete Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101544) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM Author: orchid unholy address puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101613) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM Author: Slap-happy cumskin base stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101561) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: thirsty dun sweet tailpipe coffee pot Good poast moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102177) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM Author: Domesticated Sanctuary She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101678) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM Author: racy chocolate philosopher-king It’s already turned into rape in her mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101681) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Lemon hissy fit "it was rape, but, like, the bad kind" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102417) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: Mustard swashbuckling school cafeteria chad How big is her penis? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101847) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM Author: Insanely creepy point private investor Incredible thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101861) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: primrose supple antidepressant drug Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102429) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: Vengeful Dilemma Old Irish Cottage Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103865) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM Author: Scarlet Brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103934) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM Author: mildly autistic emerald indian lodge humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104407) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: black house ? Didn’t want to lose my employment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104451) |