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I have never seen a Woody Allen movie

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Narrow-minded Judgmental Elastic Band
  11/18/25
Crimes & Misdemeanors is incredible, easily a top 5 all ...
Glassy sexy location ratface
  11/18/25
Cr
khaki thriller gas station
  11/18/25
I can't sit through this shit it seems literally so tiresome...
xo apes
  06/26/26
great American director - watch Hannah and her Sisters, subl...
Transparent Theater Trust Fund
  11/18/25
i've tried, but they are so bad. amazing what the boomers fo...
useless fragrant base
  11/18/25
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Narrow-minded Judgmental Elastic Band
  11/18/25
Oh yeah millennial humor is great. Kill yourself.
emerald glittery police squad voyeur
  11/18/25
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Glassy sexy location ratface
  11/18/25
You should killself if your response to criticism you don't ...
Fucking Fuckface
  06/26/26
there is a LOT of filler in that that detracts from a handfu...
Very Tactful Ivory Kitty Cat
  11/18/25
Are you Far Eastern
doobsian concupiscible jap
  11/18/25
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emerald glittery police squad voyeur
  11/18/25
Still have not. Seems like it would be exhausting.
xo apes
  06/26/26
I watched Matchpoint like 15 times iirc. I like Woody becaus...
OYT and the Indie Reprieve
  06/26/26
you would like Deconstructing Harry and Crimes & Misdmea...
My lot has fallen in places of pleasantness
  06/26/26
I've seen them of course. I've seen all of his Films I think...
OYT and the Indie Reprieve
  06/26/26
https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/06/25/woody-allen-manh...
My lot has fallen in places of pleasantness
  06/26/26
I agree with him here. his early stuff had that youthful ear...
OYT and the Indie Reprieve
  06/26/26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a3mk9sp0oE shit is 180 w...
My lot has fallen in places of pleasantness
  06/26/26
never have either. they just all seem like they suck
michael doodikoff
  06/26/26
They seem like they would be really good if you the viewer w...
xo apes
  06/26/26
Good ol’ xo, home of the worst music takes and the mos...
Big Bear Energy
  06/26/26
What's so great about these mewling heeb epics?
xo apes
  06/26/26
azn daughter wife tp
Ape Arrogance
  06/26/26
She probably LIKES his movies
xo apes
  06/26/26
all his movies are people talking over each other, and Woody...
Panini Stone
  06/26/26
Without ever having seen one I am sure all of them are the S...
xo apes
  06/26/26
I saw Antz.
Junko Enoshima
  06/26/26
I saw Midnight in Paris. Don’t remember it being bad b...
cannon
  06/26/26
Let me guess. Some effete Jews mewled at one another
xo apes
  06/26/26


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Date: November 18th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Judgmental Elastic Band



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Date: November 18th, 2025 1:43 AM
Author: Glassy sexy location ratface

Crimes & Misdemeanors is incredible, easily a top 5 all time 80s drama/comedy movie

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Date: November 18th, 2025 1:56 AM
Author: khaki thriller gas station

Cr

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Date: June 26th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: xo apes

I can't sit through this shit it seems literally so tiresome.

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Date: November 18th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Transparent Theater Trust Fund

great American director - watch Hannah and her Sisters, sublime comedy of a lost world (Manhattan)

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Date: November 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: useless fragrant base

i've tried, but they are so bad. amazing what the boomers found funny.



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Date: November 18th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Judgmental Elastic Band



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Date: November 18th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: emerald glittery police squad voyeur

Oh yeah millennial humor is great. Kill yourself.

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Date: November 18th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Glassy sexy location ratface



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Date: June 26th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

You should killself if your response to criticism you don't agree with is simply to invent arguments that the person never made. What a weak bitch move

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Date: November 18th, 2025 10:57 AM
Author: Very Tactful Ivory Kitty Cat

there is a LOT of filler in that that detracts from a handful of great movies. themes and characters overlap so much that it can be hard to remember whethher a movie was good or shit

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Date: November 18th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: doobsian concupiscible jap

Are you Far Eastern

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Date: November 18th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: emerald glittery police squad voyeur



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Date: June 26th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: xo apes

Still have not. Seems like it would be exhausting.

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Date: June 26th, 2026 7:18 PM
Author: OYT and the Indie Reprieve ( )

I watched Matchpoint like 15 times iirc. I like Woody because he's really blunt and ruthless about depicting human motivations, one of the true pessimists of Film.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799454&forum_id=2#49964675)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: My lot has fallen in places of pleasantness

you would like Deconstructing Harry and Crimes & Misdmeanors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799454&forum_id=2#49964681)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 7:22 PM
Author: OYT and the Indie Reprieve ( )

I've seen them of course. I've seen all of his Films I think, even the really bad ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799454&forum_id=2#49964686)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: My lot has fallen in places of pleasantness

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/06/25/woody-allen-manhattan_n_1624496.html

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Date: June 26th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: OYT and the Indie Reprieve ( )

I agree with him here. his early stuff had that youthful earnestness, which is forgivable, but he made up for it by shedding any pretense/sentimentality with stuff like Cassandra's Dream. the critics kinda gave him a hard time for it because they are midwits and ideologues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799454&forum_id=2#49964712)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: My lot has fallen in places of pleasantness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a3mk9sp0oE

shit is 180 when he covers her face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799454&forum_id=2#49964725)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

never have either. they just all seem like they suck

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Date: June 26th, 2026 7:22 PM
Author: xo apes

They seem like they would be really good if you the viewer were an effete intellectual Jew. They would probably be amazing. But for anyone who has ever dunked a basketball... Huh?

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Date: June 26th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: Big Bear Energy

Good ol’ xo, home of the worst music takes and the most proudly ignorant film opinions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799454&forum_id=2#49964697)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 7:28 PM
Author: xo apes

What's so great about these mewling heeb epics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799454&forum_id=2#49964710)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

azn daughter wife tp

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Date: June 26th, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: xo apes

She probably LIKES his movies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799454&forum_id=2#49964754)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Panini Stone

all his movies are people talking over each other, and Woody ad lib complaining about sexy free spirited teenagers, and beautiful NYC women who are trying to jump on his dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799454&forum_id=2#49964769)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: xo apes

Without ever having seen one I am sure all of them are the Same Film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799454&forum_id=2#49964801)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Junko Enoshima

I saw Antz.

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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:32 PM
Author: cannon

I saw Midnight in Paris. Don’t remember it being bad but also don’t remember much about it all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799454&forum_id=2#49964797)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: xo apes

Let me guess. Some effete Jews mewled at one another

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799454&forum_id=2#49964802)