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BENZO SHITVAX Case Filed 4/13/2020, Coming Up On 6 Years. ROFL

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Nighttime Pistol Crotch
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swashbuckling whorehouse
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Nighttime Pistol Crotch
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Per the new anti-fraud initiative, President Trump has taken...
Crimson Doctorate Sandwich
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motley mad cow disease alpha
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smoky insecure indirect expression toaster
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swashbuckling whorehouse
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Nighttime Pistol Crotch
  03/08/26
Wasn’t the trial in 2023
Exciting maize national
  03/08/26
this is an intellectually rigorous case. I understand the de...
swashbuckling whorehouse
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Nighttime Pistol Crotch
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Exciting maize national
  03/08/26
They probably lost the trial transcripts and are hoping he d...
Exciting maize national
  03/08/26
lol why would they even need to admit the error? his attorne...
Nighttime Pistol Crotch
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Exciting maize national
  03/08/26
As a result of President Trump’s leadership, and the D...
Crimson Doctorate Sandwich
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smoky insecure indirect expression toaster
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citrine affirmative action
  03/08/26
To be fair, Benzo will be rich any day now, mark my words...
Twinkling Effete Really Tough Guy
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swashbuckling whorehouse
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Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
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Date: March 8th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: Nighttime Pistol Crotch



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Date: March 8th, 2026 2:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling whorehouse



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Date: March 8th, 2026 2:21 PM
Author: Nighttime Pistol Crotch



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Date: March 8th, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Crimson Doctorate Sandwich

Per the new anti-fraud initiative, President Trump has taken great interest in Benzo’s case and has directed the United States Department of Health and Human Services and Department of Justice to look whether there was fraud on the Court when there was a failure to report several sexually transmitted diseases and use of illicit drugs at trial.

We will continue to work on this case, and plan on securing several indictments shortly.

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This has been a message from the United States Secretary of Health and Human Services, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.



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Date: March 8th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: motley mad cow disease alpha



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Date: March 8th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: smoky insecure indirect expression toaster



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Date: March 8th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: swashbuckling whorehouse



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Date: March 8th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Nighttime Pistol Crotch



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Date: March 8th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Exciting maize national

Wasn’t the trial in 2023

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Date: March 8th, 2026 9:32 PM
Author: swashbuckling whorehouse

this is an intellectually rigorous case. I understand the delay.

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Date: March 8th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Nighttime Pistol Crotch



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Date: March 8th, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: Exciting maize national



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Date: March 8th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Exciting maize national

They probably lost the trial transcripts and are hoping he dies before they’re forced to admit the error

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Date: March 8th, 2026 11:12 PM
Author: Nighttime Pistol Crotch

lol why would they even need to admit the error? his attorney got paid. the judge who did the trial isnt even on the court anymore. the gov attorney obviously got paid and doesnt gaf. literally nobody gives a fuck

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Date: March 8th, 2026 11:28 PM
Author: Exciting maize national



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Date: March 8th, 2026 11:55 PM
Author: Crimson Doctorate Sandwich

As a result of President Trump’s leadership, and the DOGE tip line, this particular file has been flagged for thorough review. I have personally appointed the “Patriot Auditors” to review this case file.

We at the United States Department of Health and Human Services care deeply about protecting the American taxpayers from waste, fraud, and abuse. I cannot comment further regarding ongoing investigations, but on our referral, the Department of Justice is making its case to a grand jury. All involved will be brought to justice.

President Trump and his administration would like to thank the anonymous tipster from Michigan, who will be handsomely rewarded for bringing this case to DOGE’s attention.

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This has been a message from the United States Secretary of Health and Human Services, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

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Date: March 9th, 2026 6:35 AM
Author: smoky insecure indirect expression toaster



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Date: March 8th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: citrine affirmative action



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Date: March 9th, 2026 6:47 AM
Author: Twinkling Effete Really Tough Guy

To be fair,

Benzo will be rich any day now, mark my words!

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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: swashbuckling whorehouse



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Date: April 4th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)



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