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Witnessed an extremely cringey attempt at romance on Discord last night

I'm on this gaming discord for older gamers (30+) because my...
quarter-zip wifeguy
  04/30/26
This is what he sang: Whatever I said Whatever I did, I ...
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quarter-zip wifeguy
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tp btw i was in all of the xoapes calls, you ALL literall...
i gave my cousin head
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Literally every single male in 2026 is a simp except you and...
gaming discord for older dads (30+)
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I don't even consider women people
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i gave my cousin head
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gaming discord for older dads (30+)
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Lol negging is the ABSOLUTE PEAK simp behavior
Risten
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I don't even consider women people
i gave my cousin head
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Sick neg but they still won't fuck you lil breh, stop simpin...
Risten
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lmfao @ thinking i want pussy
i gave my cousin head
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quarter-zip wifeguy
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Sorry your song didn't pop off bro try Wonderwall next time ...
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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: quarter-zip wifeguy

I'm on this gaming discord for older gamers (30+) because my usual IRL gamer friends aren't as good as me at the game anymore. Anyway I got fast tracked into the tier 1 gaming group on here as the server owner took a liking to me cause I did really good our first few times playing. So she dropped a previous guy who played my role. She is a 32 year old accountant and looks hot in her profile pic but thats all I know. I don't get into the parasocial stuff at all I'm just here to game.

Anyway last night the guy who was dropped for me got to play with us because someone else wasn't available. He was quiet the first hour or 2 as we played normally but this chick was hyping me up in comms nonstop. My handle on Discord is "Kurt" (not my real name) and she kept calling me "Kurty" "Kurtypie" and "My Kurt" etc. I could hear him sigh a few times. He was trying to get her attention and she was ignoring him. He said he was drinking Wine too.

About 3 hours in, After yet another win where I carried and got play of the game, he asked if we could pause matchmaking and listen to his new song. He got an acoustic guitar and played that "I want You Back for good" song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2ICtCO8TCw but modified it so it was directed at the server owner chick. Everyone was silent when he finished and I started clapping and said "good job buddy you crushed it" and said he should go pro at singing. The voice chat disbanded right after and she made a new private one he couldn't see. She told us that he then Venmo'd her $400.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2#49854379)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: quarter-zip wifeguy

This is what he sang:

Whatever I said

Whatever I did, I didn't mean it

I just want to game with you

(Want to game, I want to game, I want to game with you)

Whenever I'm bad

Just tell me to swap and I'll do it

We will win and pwn some noobs

(Want to game, want to game)

I want to game with you (I want to game with you)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2#49854413)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: quarter-zip wifeguy

Bump

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Date: April 30th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: which is what makes time travel possible



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2#49854897)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: gaming discord for older dads (30+)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2#49854494)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: quarter-zip wifeguy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2#49854521)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:22 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head

tp

btw i was in all of the xoapes calls, you ALL literally turned into dweeb white knight faggots the second a woman joined the call

was one of the most pathetic things ive ever seen in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2#49854545)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: gaming discord for older dads (30+)

Literally every single male in 2026 is a simp except you and me and FLW brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2#49854549)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: quarter-zip wifeguy

I don't even consider women people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2#49854551)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



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Date: April 30th, 2026 5:39 PM
Author: quarter-zip wifeguy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2#49855105)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: gaming discord for older dads (30+)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2#49855179)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Risten

Lol negging is the ABSOLUTE PEAK simp behavior

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2#49855231)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head

I don't even consider women people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2#49855243)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:22 PM
Author: Risten

Sick neg but they still won't fuck you lil breh, stop simping for pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2#49855335)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head

lmfao @ thinking i want pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2#49855352)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: quarter-zip wifeguy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2#49855354)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: quarter-zip wifeguy

Sorry your song didn't pop off bro try Wonderwall next time or just hit your shots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2#49855353)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: gaming discord for older dads (30+)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2#49855362)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Risten



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2#49855365)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: oomox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2#49854905)