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whenever people say "they couldn't make Back to the Future" today, why not?

or whatever in the growing list of things people say this ab...
Stimulating Mildly Autistic Corn Cake Tattoo
  05/22/24
No future
Burgundy Autistic Location
  05/22/24
(jewish pedophile)
Irate umber parlor
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(proudly transsexual offspring of jewish pedophiles)
Burgundy Autistic Location
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stfu nerd
Exhilarant frum step-uncle's house jew
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you are a mentally retarded jewish pedophile and also a nerd...
Orange lascivious immigrant
  05/22/24
If 2024 Marty went back to 1994, he'd never return.
nudist alpha degenerate
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fantasy-prone stage hunting ground
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Exhilarant frum step-uncle's house jew
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Godawful racy toaster market
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multi-colored kitchen
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bateful theater
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because 2024 is infinitely more similar to 1985 than 1985 wa...
Appetizing canary nibblets
  05/22/24
*alternate reality 1985 as depicted in Back to the Future 2....
Opaque sandwich
  05/22/24
Because Michael J. Fox is old and has Parkinson's.
Orchid Mood Theatre
  05/22/24
There's some point to be told about a terrific contrast in t...
big ape tanning salon
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"the entire film would be about not worrying about HIV,...
Stimulating Mildly Autistic Corn Cake Tattoo
  05/22/24
you can say "jews" here
Irradiated Hairless Hairy Legs
  05/22/24
it wouldn't have to be about any of that nonsense if it mu...
Stimulating Mildly Autistic Corn Cake Tattoo
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...
multi-colored kitchen
  05/22/24
I don't think Zendaya and Octavia Spencer have the comedic t...
vivacious stock car parlour
  05/22/24
couldnt just means wouldnt, and its pedantic to delve into t...
learning disabled hall
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so why won't they again no one would actually be upset by ...
Stimulating Mildly Autistic Corn Cake Tattoo
  05/22/24
Doc would need to be a sassy black female
bateful theater
  05/22/24
how is it working out with Ghostbusters?
motley chartreuse field generalized bond
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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:19 AM
Author: Stimulating Mildly Autistic Corn Cake Tattoo

or whatever in the growing list of things people say this about

who cares about the people who would whine about "whitewashing" or sexism or whatever nonsense they'd complain about, these are some of the most miserable people in the world and there aren't that many of them

no one IRL would care about any "boycott" or whatever they tried

just ignore these losers instead of worrying about them or their opinions or things will continue to suck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682766)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:20 AM
Author: Burgundy Autistic Location

No future

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682768)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Irate umber parlor

(jewish pedophile)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682917)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: Burgundy Autistic Location

(proudly transsexual offspring of jewish pedophiles)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47683106)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:20 AM
Author: Exhilarant frum step-uncle's house jew

stfu nerd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682769)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Orange lascivious immigrant

you are a mentally retarded jewish pedophile and also a nerd who needs to stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682778)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:21 AM
Author: nudist alpha degenerate

If 2024 Marty went back to 1994, he'd never return.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682771)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:29 AM
Author: fantasy-prone stage hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682789)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Exhilarant frum step-uncle's house jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682915)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Godawful racy toaster market



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: multi-colored kitchen



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: bateful theater



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:22 AM
Author: Appetizing canary nibblets

because 2024 is infinitely more similar to 1985 than 1985 was to 1955

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682772)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Opaque sandwich

*alternate reality 1985 as depicted in Back to the Future 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682776)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: Orchid Mood Theatre

Because Michael J. Fox is old and has Parkinson's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682787)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: big ape tanning salon

There's some point to be told about a terrific contrast in the shared monoculture we had in 1955 and the steady divergence from that in 1985, in a way that we cannot possibly replicate. But that is of course possible to replicate in some way about 1994 in less effective ways.

The fundamental problems are that Hollywood is unable to tell a story effectively and any remake would be a disaster for two principle reasons.

The first and smaller reason is that the entire movie would be a bunch of GenX nostalgia porn about the lack of a digital culture. In Back to the Future, this lasts for 30 seconds when he first arrives in Hill Valley, with the occasional joke scattered throughout. Instead, the whole movie would focus on a 2024 Zoomer unable to navigate without a phone or the digital world. And that could be valuable in its own right, but it is more your standard time travel movie (e.g., modern guy landing in Arthur's court).

The second and larger reason is that the "lessons" taught to the parents would be the wrong ones. In BttF, Marty teaches his parents abstinence, self-control, initiative, discipline. It is fundamentally a kind of accidental stoicism because the child realizes his parents are making all sorts of mistakes and need to improve their lives in basic ways. And in doing so, he is, in a sense, teaching himself the same lessons--which, by the way, sound much more in 1955 ethics than 1985.

In a film with flashbacks to 1994, the entire film would be about not worrying about HIV, tolerance of gays, "authenticity," more meaningful race reckoning, and the like. It would entirely, entirely be about imposing 2024 social mores on 1994, so that 2024 can be even more progressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682823)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:49 AM
Author: Stimulating Mildly Autistic Corn Cake Tattoo

"the entire film would be about not worrying about HIV, tolerance of gays, "authenticity," more meaningful race reckoning, and the like. It would entirely, entirely be about imposing 2024 social mores on 1994, so that 2024 can be even more progressive."

it doesn't have to be

no one but a tiny group of miserable people actually wants that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682848)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: Irradiated Hairless Hairy Legs

you can say "jews" here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682928)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 8:19 PM
Author: Stimulating Mildly Autistic Corn Cake Tattoo

it wouldn't have to be about any of that nonsense

if it must have a "message" cherishing your personal relationships and time without screens etc would work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47684627)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: multi-colored kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47683694)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 11:23 AM
Author: vivacious stock car parlour

I don't think Zendaya and Octavia Spencer have the comedic timing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47683099)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 11:29 AM
Author: learning disabled hall

couldnt just means wouldnt, and its pedantic to delve into that difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47683124)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: Stimulating Mildly Autistic Corn Cake Tattoo

so why won't they

again no one would actually be upset by this but a tiny group of already miserable people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47684602)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: bateful theater

Doc would need to be a sassy black female

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47683691)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:40 PM
Author: motley chartreuse field generalized bond

how is it working out with Ghostbusters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47684855)