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Elon Musk “hardcore litigation team”

Remember this when he advertised it on twitter and got peopl...
sinister whorehouse
  04/05/23
Link
seedy orchid business firm coffee pot
  04/05/23
They've signed up Wesley Johnson
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Stirring Corner New Version
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sinister whorehouse
  04/05/23
Current advertising: https://twitter.com/sawyermerritt/st...
sinister whorehouse
  04/05/23
The initial ad chilmata applied to: https://twitter.com/e...
sinister whorehouse
  04/05/23
chilmata is Alex Spiro
So we looked at the data
  08/02/26
Can't believe that tweet is still up https://i.imgur.com/...
Jared Baumeister
  08/02/26
leaving a biglaw job for a company that will make you work l...
Olive Laser Beams
  04/05/23
Wait till they find out that most protective orders will ent...
seedy orchid business firm coffee pot
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Olive Laser Beams
  04/05/23
No one smart and with a successful career would take this jo...
sinister whorehouse
  04/05/23
Anyone know if tbf applied for this? He’d be a 180 ri...
hairless wagecucks
  04/05/23
RT will get the job
sinister whorehouse
  04/05/23
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So we looked at the data
  08/02/26
Hardcore litigation street fighters
( * ) ( * )
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who would want this job? all the bullshit that comes along w...
big black
  08/02/26
You'd get guaranteed seats on the first Mars mission and be ...
So we looked at the data
  08/02/26
Todd Blanche
Jared Baumeister
  08/02/26
Damn, I wish Elon had received a resume and cover letter fro...
Jared Baumeister
  08/02/26


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Date: April 5th, 2023 12:46 AM
Author: sinister whorehouse

Remember this when he advertised it on twitter and got people like chilmata to apply?

They’re hiring biglaw partners only

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2#46146093)



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Date: April 5th, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: seedy orchid business firm coffee pot

Link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2#46146180)



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Date: April 5th, 2023 1:18 AM
Author: Sable den

They've signed up Wesley Johnson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2#46146183)



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Date: April 5th, 2023 1:45 AM
Author: Dead iridescent water buffalo stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2#46146243)



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Date: April 14th, 2023 12:34 AM
Author: Beady-eyed tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2#46183371)



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Date: April 14th, 2023 12:36 AM
Author: Stirring Corner New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2#46183375)



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Date: April 5th, 2023 1:27 AM
Author: sinister whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2#46146213)



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Date: April 5th, 2023 1:29 AM
Author: sinister whorehouse

Current advertising:

https://twitter.com/sawyermerritt/status/1643268235666628608?s=46&t=hofMNkWXXAXhWbkDRTml7w

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2#46146217)



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Date: April 5th, 2023 1:30 AM
Author: sinister whorehouse

The initial ad chilmata applied to:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1527748229470646272?s=46&t=hofMNkWXXAXhWbkDRTml7w

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2#46146220)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: So we looked at the data

chilmata is Alex Spiro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2#50041275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Jared Baumeister

Can't believe that tweet is still up

https://i.imgur.com/3Mr6TpL.jpeg

https://i.imgur.com/y4x5hWf.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2#50041283)



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Date: April 5th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: Olive Laser Beams

leaving a biglaw job for a company that will make you work longer hours and that's going to be run to the ground by an insane person? great idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2#46146242)



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Date: April 5th, 2023 1:50 AM
Author: seedy orchid business firm coffee pot

Wait till they find out that most protective orders will entirely defeat the purpose of the in-house litigation team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2#46146252)



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Date: April 5th, 2023 1:51 AM
Author: Olive Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2#46146254)



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Date: April 5th, 2023 1:57 AM
Author: sinister whorehouse

No one smart and with a successful career would take this job. Chilmata would have been perfect for the role.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2#46146273)



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Date: April 5th, 2023 2:02 AM
Author: hairless wagecucks

Anyone know if tbf applied for this? He’d be a 180 right hand man to Elon because he just gets it, you know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2#46146278)



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Date: April 5th, 2023 2:08 AM
Author: sinister whorehouse

RT will get the job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2#46146291)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: So we looked at the data



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2#50041276)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: ( * ) ( * )

Hardcore litigation street fighters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2#50041270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: big black ((zurich is stained))

who would want this job? all the bullshit that comes along with litigation and trials, but you get in-house pay! oh and the head of the company is insane and works 100 hours a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2#50041271)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: So we looked at the data

You'd get guaranteed seats on the first Mars mission and be one of Elon's cracked guys, it's for based non-blackpillers only so you would not understand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2#50041277)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Jared Baumeister

Todd Blanche

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2#50041287)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: Jared Baumeister

Damn, I wish Elon had received a resume and cover letter from me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5319657&forum_id=2#50041282)