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Bumble chick suggested going to a brewery for first date & taking her dog

I agreed but am not thrilled about going on a date with her ...
provocative reading party ape
  12/17/23
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Cowardly Irradiated Den
  12/17/23
Do not get involved with a "dog girl"
charismatic lay
  12/17/23
I think loving animals is a good sign. I’m an animal l...
provocative reading party ape
  12/17/23
It's not about loving animals. It's that they will put the d...
charismatic lay
  12/17/23
I thought maybe it was a test: green light if her dog likes ...
provocative reading party ape
  12/17/23
Ps women actually believe shit like "my dog is the best...
charismatic lay
  12/17/23
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boyish ivory stock car
  12/18/23
bro delete bumble. that is a terrible app that will attract ...
saffron kink-friendly dopamine messiness
  12/17/23
Is Tinder better?
provocative reading party ape
  12/17/23
She put up a logistical hurdle to fucking on first date. Can...
Glittery erotic shitlib
  12/17/23
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Swollen pit
  12/17/23
TBH sounds a million times more chill than sitting across th...
Swollen pit
  12/17/23
TITMFCR
Chocolate senate elastic band
  12/17/23
shitpit? or golden retriever
Cracking Circlehead Dog Poop
  12/17/23
Idk
provocative reading party ape
  12/17/23
Dating apps and 30+ must be actual torture Arranged marri...
Insanely Creepy Theatre Organic Girlfriend
  12/17/23
a couple days ago I made a thread bashing eastern euro/russi...
Swollen pit
  12/17/23
Wow
provocative reading party ape
  12/17/23
Honestly impressed u said no
Insanely Creepy Theatre Organic Girlfriend
  12/17/23
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marvelous roommate gas station
  12/17/23
that would have set me back a cool $500+ for a chill sunday ...
Swollen pit
  12/17/23
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maroon thriller love of her life area
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harsh indian lodge
  12/18/23
Do it and liveblog it for MPM votes
Odious athletic conference
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onyx place of business library
  12/17/23
Don't all the turds in arranged marriages end up killing the...
Chocolate senate elastic band
  12/17/23
Don't Ll cumskins in "love marriages" end up divor...
Insanely Creepy Theatre Organic Girlfriend
  12/17/23
Turdskin alert!!!!! I cannot imagine anything worse than ...
Chocolate senate elastic band
  12/17/23
Woman alert
Insanely Creepy Theatre Organic Girlfriend
  12/17/23
Turdskin alert!!!
Chocolate senate elastic band
  12/17/23
lollercausting HARD ITT
stimulating walnut hell
  12/17/23
I just joined bumble because of this thread
Cowardly Irradiated Den
  12/17/23
its even worse than tinder at this point, lol@ you bro
stimulating walnut hell
  12/17/23
Wtf I just want to get some brewdog mom pregnant
Cowardly Irradiated Den
  12/17/23
organic IRL > insta/specialized apps > mainstream apps...
stimulating walnut hell
  12/17/23
if she asks to bring her dog say "what is this 2013?&qu...
filthy station
  12/17/23
Propose an hour hike before the brewery. She can bring the d...
Mustard Hall Patrolman
  12/17/23
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lavender wonderful dysfunction whorehouse
  12/18/23
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Mustard Hall Patrolman
  12/18/23
Bring moist towelettes and insist on trimming his nails
hairraiser sticky cruise ship
  12/17/23
met up with a girl recently who wanted to bring a cat to a c...
Cerebral headpube death wish
  12/17/23
tbh its impressive to actually be able to "bring a cat&...
filthy station
  12/18/23
...
charismatic lay
  12/18/23
once she realized she would have to hold it the whole time, ...
Cerebral headpube death wish
  12/18/23
The millennial obsession with pets is gross. And I say that ...
Bipolar grizzly chapel mad cow disease
  12/18/23
dogs are legitimately disgusting and i say that as an americ...
filthy station
  12/18/23
Are you jewish
soggy center gay wizard
  12/18/23
no dude theyre just fucking gross.
filthy station
  12/18/23
Ok what about a golden
olive vigorous pozpig
  12/18/23
Why has nobody asked how this bitch looks?
Talented confused garrison
  12/18/23
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Talented confused garrison
  12/18/23
Make sure to wear your Patagonia vest
big-titted tanning salon dragon
  12/18/23
“Cool! I love dogs. I’m gonna bring my doobs too...
Useless Immigrant Sanctuary
  12/18/23
hehehehehehe
Cordovan fighting crotch
  12/18/23
is the dog her primary partner?
bistre cruel-hearted haunted graveyard generalized bond
  12/18/23
No wonder you didn't make Top 128
Mustard Hall Patrolman
  12/18/23
100% chance youve been talking to the dog this entire time. ...
violent emerald kitchen
  12/18/23
Take the dogpill http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Vivacious light internal respiration bawdyhouse
  12/18/23


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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:15 PM
Author: provocative reading party ape

I agreed but am not thrilled about going on a date with her dog there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182123)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:17 PM
Author: Cowardly Irradiated Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182139)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:18 PM
Author: charismatic lay

Do not get involved with a "dog girl"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182142)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:28 PM
Author: provocative reading party ape

I think loving animals is a good sign. I’m an animal lover; they’re better than people for the most part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182191)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:32 PM
Author: charismatic lay

It's not about loving animals. It's that they will put the dog above you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182208)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:35 PM
Author: provocative reading party ape

I thought maybe it was a test: green light if her dog likes me, red light if not. But I think dogs don’t discriminate like that, either they’re friendly towards all strangers or none

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182215)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:52 PM
Author: charismatic lay

Ps women actually believe shit like "my dog is the best judge of character"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182301)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 10:51 AM
Author: boyish ivory stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183638)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:18 PM
Author: saffron kink-friendly dopamine messiness

bro delete bumble. that is a terrible app that will attract the shrewiest of shrews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182143)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:33 PM
Author: provocative reading party ape

Is Tinder better?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182455)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:19 PM
Author: Glittery erotic shitlib

She put up a logistical hurdle to fucking on first date. Cancel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182151)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:21 PM
Author: Swollen pit

\

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182157)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:19 PM
Author: Swollen pit

TBH sounds a million times more chill than sitting across the table from some shrew at a "mid priced restaurant" that will set you back $200 with drinks only to never hear from her again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182153)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:20 PM
Author: Chocolate senate elastic band

TITMFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182155)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:21 PM
Author: Cracking Circlehead Dog Poop

shitpit? or golden retriever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182159)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:21 PM
Author: provocative reading party ape

Idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182163)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:21 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Theatre Organic Girlfriend

Dating apps and 30+ must be actual torture

Arranged marriage sounds better than this shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182162)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:24 PM
Author: Swollen pit

a couple days ago I made a thread bashing eastern euro/russian chicks on dating apps. I've had a lot of bad experiences with these chicks, but one I talked to on the phone last week from an app was mind-bogglingly vapid and materialistic. There was no way in hell that I am going to be able to or even want to afford her expectations.

She texted me a couple times over the weekend. Today she sent me a pic of her and her friend, and asked if I would get dinner for BOTH of them tonight. had never even met this chick in person yet. lol no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182174)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:27 PM
Author: provocative reading party ape

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182186)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:27 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Theatre Organic Girlfriend

Honestly impressed u said no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182189)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:31 PM
Author: marvelous roommate gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182201)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:55 PM
Author: Swollen pit

that would have set me back a cool $500+ for a chill sunday night dinner with two chicks that I would never see again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182306)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 3:37 AM
Author: maroon thriller love of her life area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182797)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 10:49 AM
Author: harsh indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183629)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: Odious athletic conference

Do it and liveblog it for MPM votes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47184558)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:26 PM
Author: onyx place of business library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182182)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:32 PM
Author: Chocolate senate elastic band

Don't all the turds in arranged marriages end up killing their wives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182207)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:56 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Theatre Organic Girlfriend

Don't Ll cumskins in "love marriages" end up divorced and paying 10k/mo in child support per child while the whore wife lives lavishly doing nothing but sucking nigger dick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182314)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:58 PM
Author: Chocolate senate elastic band

Turdskin alert!!!!!

I cannot imagine anything worse than only getting married and reproducing because some woman was bequeathed to you and shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182329)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Theatre Organic Girlfriend

Woman alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182360)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:36 PM
Author: Chocolate senate elastic band

Turdskin alert!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182463)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:29 PM
Author: stimulating walnut hell

lollercausting HARD ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182196)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:06 PM
Author: Cowardly Irradiated Den

I just joined bumble because of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182368)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: stimulating walnut hell

its even worse than tinder at this point, lol@ you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182451)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:38 PM
Author: Cowardly Irradiated Den

Wtf I just want to get some brewdog mom pregnant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182468)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: stimulating walnut hell

organic IRL > insta/specialized apps > mainstream apps > "dating websites"

we've come full circle. gen z runs the show now and any single male out there must adapt or die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182483)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:42 PM
Author: filthy station

if she asks to bring her dog say "what is this 2013?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182473)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:44 PM
Author: Mustard Hall Patrolman

Propose an hour hike before the brewery. She can bring the dog too. If she complains or puts up any resistance to the hike idea, don't go on the date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182480)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: lavender wonderful dysfunction whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182557)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 11:05 AM
Author: Mustard Hall Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183716)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: hairraiser sticky cruise ship

Bring moist towelettes and insist on trimming his nails

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182484)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:53 PM
Author: Cerebral headpube death wish

met up with a girl recently who wanted to bring a cat to a coffee date. I was like, uhh... you'll probably have to hold it the whole time and a coffeeshop isn't the most animal friendly.

girls these days...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182507)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:03 AM
Author: filthy station

tbh its impressive to actually be able to "bring a cat" cats are totally different from dogs that bitches and male bitches just jerk around on a leash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182533)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:10 AM
Author: charismatic lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182544)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:22 AM
Author: Cerebral headpube death wish

once she realized she would have to hold it the whole time, I think she left it at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182568)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: Bipolar grizzly chapel mad cow disease

The millennial obsession with pets is gross. And I say that as someone who loves animals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182546)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: filthy station

dogs are legitimately disgusting and i say that as an american who grew up with dogs as a kid. id kill myself before owning another dog. its horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182566)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:24 AM
Author: soggy center gay wizard

Are you jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182571)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: filthy station

no dude theyre just fucking gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182578)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:25 AM
Author: olive vigorous pozpig

Ok what about a golden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182573)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 10:53 AM
Author: Talented confused garrison

Why has nobody asked how this bitch looks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183644)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 11:40 AM
Author: Talented confused garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183939)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 10:53 AM
Author: big-titted tanning salon dragon

Make sure to wear your Patagonia vest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183652)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 10:58 AM
Author: Useless Immigrant Sanctuary

“Cool! I love dogs. I’m gonna bring my doobs too. He’s mostly a good boy but I keep him on a tight leash haha”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183684)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 11:18 AM
Author: Cordovan fighting crotch

hehehehehehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183822)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 11:19 AM
Author: bistre cruel-hearted haunted graveyard generalized bond

is the dog her primary partner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183837)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:17 PM
Author: Mustard Hall Patrolman

No wonder you didn't make Top 128

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47184142)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 1:41 PM
Author: violent emerald kitchen

100% chance youve been talking to the dog this entire time.

girl probably doesnt even know about the bumble account.

its called dogging and its an increasingly common scam. expect to be asked to pay for a lot of treats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47184575)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 7:44 PM
Author: Vivacious light internal respiration bawdyhouse

Take the dogpill

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5383809&mc=32&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47186080)