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Bumble chick suggested going to a brewery for first date & taking her dog

I agreed but am not thrilled about going on a date with her ...
Floppy bright circlehead
  12/17/23
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puce pozpig
  12/17/23
Do not get involved with a "dog girl"
lascivious home genital piercing
  12/17/23
I think loving animals is a good sign. I’m an animal l...
Floppy bright circlehead
  12/17/23
It's not about loving animals. It's that they will put the d...
lascivious home genital piercing
  12/17/23
I thought maybe it was a test: green light if her dog likes ...
Floppy bright circlehead
  12/17/23
Ps women actually believe shit like "my dog is the best...
lascivious home genital piercing
  12/17/23
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Crystalline stimulating whorehouse
  12/18/23
bro delete bumble. that is a terrible app that will attract ...
razzle bipolar goal in life
  12/17/23
Is Tinder better?
Floppy bright circlehead
  12/17/23
She put up a logistical hurdle to fucking on first date. Can...
Hairraiser carmine boistinker
  12/17/23
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Red locale
  12/17/23
TBH sounds a million times more chill than sitting across th...
Red locale
  12/17/23
TITMFCR
Vigorous tantric queen of the night heaven
  12/17/23
shitpit? or golden retriever
Talented Fiercely-loyal Crackhouse Twinkling Uncleanness
  12/17/23
Idk
Floppy bright circlehead
  12/17/23
Dating apps and 30+ must be actual torture Arranged marri...
Tan Big Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/17/23
a couple days ago I made a thread bashing eastern euro/russi...
Red locale
  12/17/23
Wow
Floppy bright circlehead
  12/17/23
Honestly impressed u said no
Tan Big Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/17/23
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Self-absorbed fanboi
  12/17/23
that would have set me back a cool $500+ for a chill sunday ...
Red locale
  12/17/23
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cocky water buffalo kitty cat
  12/18/23
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Concupiscible Flatulent Filthpig
  12/18/23
Do it and liveblog it for MPM votes
dark adventurous mad-dog skullcap
  12/18/23
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Misanthropic mischievous regret abode
  12/17/23
Don't all the turds in arranged marriages end up killing the...
Vigorous tantric queen of the night heaven
  12/17/23
Don't Ll cumskins in "love marriages" end up divor...
Tan Big Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/17/23
Turdskin alert!!!!! I cannot imagine anything worse than ...
Vigorous tantric queen of the night heaven
  12/17/23
Woman alert
Tan Big Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/17/23
Turdskin alert!!!
Vigorous tantric queen of the night heaven
  12/17/23
lollercausting HARD ITT
Cerebral insanely creepy jew
  12/17/23
I just joined bumble because of this thread
puce pozpig
  12/17/23
its even worse than tinder at this point, lol@ you bro
Cerebral insanely creepy jew
  12/17/23
Wtf I just want to get some brewdog mom pregnant
puce pozpig
  12/17/23
organic IRL > insta/specialized apps > mainstream apps...
Cerebral insanely creepy jew
  12/17/23
if she asks to bring her dog say "what is this 2013?&qu...
Onyx Sandwich Wagecucks
  12/17/23
Propose an hour hike before the brewery. She can bring the d...
stirring legal warrant
  12/17/23
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Translucent Crawly Elastic Band Temple
  12/18/23
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stirring legal warrant
  12/18/23
Bring moist towelettes and insist on trimming his nails
Hot affirmative action
  12/17/23
met up with a girl recently who wanted to bring a cat to a c...
sepia electric cuckoldry striped hyena
  12/17/23
tbh its impressive to actually be able to "bring a cat&...
Onyx Sandwich Wagecucks
  12/18/23
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lascivious home genital piercing
  12/18/23
once she realized she would have to hold it the whole time, ...
sepia electric cuckoldry striped hyena
  12/18/23
The millennial obsession with pets is gross. And I say that ...
Pea-brained love of her life sound barrier
  12/18/23
dogs are legitimately disgusting and i say that as an americ...
Onyx Sandwich Wagecucks
  12/18/23
Are you jewish
lake trip stain
  12/18/23
no dude theyre just fucking gross.
Onyx Sandwich Wagecucks
  12/18/23
Ok what about a golden
Disturbing sex offender forum
  12/18/23
Why has nobody asked how this bitch looks?
pontificating bull headed codepig associate
  12/18/23
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pontificating bull headed codepig associate
  12/18/23
Make sure to wear your Patagonia vest
Swashbuckling Brethren Haunted Graveyard
  12/18/23
“Cool! I love dogs. I’m gonna bring my doobs too...
exciting sable dragon
  12/18/23
hehehehehehe
Twinkling stead jap
  12/18/23
is the dog her primary partner?
Aggressive 180 Shrine
  12/18/23
No wonder you didn't make Top 128
stirring legal warrant
  12/18/23
100% chance youve been talking to the dog this entire time. ...
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  12/18/23
Take the dogpill http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:15 PM
Author: Floppy bright circlehead

I agreed but am not thrilled about going on a date with her dog there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182123)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:17 PM
Author: puce pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182139)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:18 PM
Author: lascivious home genital piercing

Do not get involved with a "dog girl"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182142)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:28 PM
Author: Floppy bright circlehead

I think loving animals is a good sign. I’m an animal lover; they’re better than people for the most part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182191)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:32 PM
Author: lascivious home genital piercing

It's not about loving animals. It's that they will put the dog above you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182208)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:35 PM
Author: Floppy bright circlehead

I thought maybe it was a test: green light if her dog likes me, red light if not. But I think dogs don’t discriminate like that, either they’re friendly towards all strangers or none

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182215)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:52 PM
Author: lascivious home genital piercing

Ps women actually believe shit like "my dog is the best judge of character"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182301)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 10:51 AM
Author: Crystalline stimulating whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183638)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:18 PM
Author: razzle bipolar goal in life

bro delete bumble. that is a terrible app that will attract the shrewiest of shrews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182143)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:33 PM
Author: Floppy bright circlehead

Is Tinder better?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182455)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser carmine boistinker

She put up a logistical hurdle to fucking on first date. Cancel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182151)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:21 PM
Author: Red locale

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182157)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:19 PM
Author: Red locale

TBH sounds a million times more chill than sitting across the table from some shrew at a "mid priced restaurant" that will set you back $200 with drinks only to never hear from her again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182153)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:20 PM
Author: Vigorous tantric queen of the night heaven

TITMFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182155)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:21 PM
Author: Talented Fiercely-loyal Crackhouse Twinkling Uncleanness

shitpit? or golden retriever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182159)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:21 PM
Author: Floppy bright circlehead

Idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182163)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:21 PM
Author: Tan Big Scourge Upon The Earth

Dating apps and 30+ must be actual torture

Arranged marriage sounds better than this shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182162)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:24 PM
Author: Red locale

a couple days ago I made a thread bashing eastern euro/russian chicks on dating apps. I've had a lot of bad experiences with these chicks, but one I talked to on the phone last week from an app was mind-bogglingly vapid and materialistic. There was no way in hell that I am going to be able to or even want to afford her expectations.

She texted me a couple times over the weekend. Today she sent me a pic of her and her friend, and asked if I would get dinner for BOTH of them tonight. had never even met this chick in person yet. lol no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182174)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:27 PM
Author: Floppy bright circlehead

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182186)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:27 PM
Author: Tan Big Scourge Upon The Earth

Honestly impressed u said no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182189)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:31 PM
Author: Self-absorbed fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182201)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:55 PM
Author: Red locale

that would have set me back a cool $500+ for a chill sunday night dinner with two chicks that I would never see again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182306)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 3:37 AM
Author: cocky water buffalo kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182797)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 10:49 AM
Author: Concupiscible Flatulent Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183629)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: dark adventurous mad-dog skullcap

Do it and liveblog it for MPM votes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47184558)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:26 PM
Author: Misanthropic mischievous regret abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182182)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:32 PM
Author: Vigorous tantric queen of the night heaven

Don't all the turds in arranged marriages end up killing their wives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182207)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:56 PM
Author: Tan Big Scourge Upon The Earth

Don't Ll cumskins in "love marriages" end up divorced and paying 10k/mo in child support per child while the whore wife lives lavishly doing nothing but sucking nigger dick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182314)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:58 PM
Author: Vigorous tantric queen of the night heaven

Turdskin alert!!!!!

I cannot imagine anything worse than only getting married and reproducing because some woman was bequeathed to you and shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182329)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Tan Big Scourge Upon The Earth

Woman alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182360)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:36 PM
Author: Vigorous tantric queen of the night heaven

Turdskin alert!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182463)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:29 PM
Author: Cerebral insanely creepy jew

lollercausting HARD ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182196)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:06 PM
Author: puce pozpig

I just joined bumble because of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182368)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Cerebral insanely creepy jew

its even worse than tinder at this point, lol@ you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182451)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:38 PM
Author: puce pozpig

Wtf I just want to get some brewdog mom pregnant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182468)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: Cerebral insanely creepy jew

organic IRL > insta/specialized apps > mainstream apps > "dating websites"

we've come full circle. gen z runs the show now and any single male out there must adapt or die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182483)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:42 PM
Author: Onyx Sandwich Wagecucks

if she asks to bring her dog say "what is this 2013?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182473)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:44 PM
Author: stirring legal warrant

Propose an hour hike before the brewery. She can bring the dog too. If she complains or puts up any resistance to the hike idea, don't go on the date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182480)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: Translucent Crawly Elastic Band Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182557)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 11:05 AM
Author: stirring legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183716)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: Hot affirmative action

Bring moist towelettes and insist on trimming his nails

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182484)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:53 PM
Author: sepia electric cuckoldry striped hyena

met up with a girl recently who wanted to bring a cat to a coffee date. I was like, uhh... you'll probably have to hold it the whole time and a coffeeshop isn't the most animal friendly.

girls these days...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182507)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:03 AM
Author: Onyx Sandwich Wagecucks

tbh its impressive to actually be able to "bring a cat" cats are totally different from dogs that bitches and male bitches just jerk around on a leash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182533)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:10 AM
Author: lascivious home genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182544)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:22 AM
Author: sepia electric cuckoldry striped hyena

once she realized she would have to hold it the whole time, I think she left it at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182568)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: Pea-brained love of her life sound barrier

The millennial obsession with pets is gross. And I say that as someone who loves animals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182546)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: Onyx Sandwich Wagecucks

dogs are legitimately disgusting and i say that as an american who grew up with dogs as a kid. id kill myself before owning another dog. its horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182566)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:24 AM
Author: lake trip stain

Are you jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182571)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: Onyx Sandwich Wagecucks

no dude theyre just fucking gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182578)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:25 AM
Author: Disturbing sex offender forum

Ok what about a golden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182573)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 10:53 AM
Author: pontificating bull headed codepig associate

Why has nobody asked how this bitch looks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183644)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 11:40 AM
Author: pontificating bull headed codepig associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183939)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 10:53 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Brethren Haunted Graveyard

Make sure to wear your Patagonia vest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183652)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 10:58 AM
Author: exciting sable dragon

“Cool! I love dogs. I’m gonna bring my doobs too. He’s mostly a good boy but I keep him on a tight leash haha”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183684)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 11:18 AM
Author: Twinkling stead jap

hehehehehehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183822)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 11:19 AM
Author: Aggressive 180 Shrine

is the dog her primary partner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183837)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:17 PM
Author: stirring legal warrant

No wonder you didn't make Top 128

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47184142)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 1:41 PM
Author: Sienna theater

100% chance youve been talking to the dog this entire time.

girl probably doesnt even know about the bumble account.

its called dogging and its an increasingly common scam. expect to be asked to pay for a lot of treats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47184575)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 7:44 PM
Author: amber institution

Take the dogpill

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5383809&mc=32&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47186080)