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why does every house in texas have a fucking pool in the backyard

i dont feel like maintaining this shit or having mexicans in...
philodemus
  10/10/26
because it's hot there and swimming pools are 180? are you n...
cleveland steamer
  10/10/26
my community has 3 olympic sized pools walking distance from...
philodemus
  10/10/26
because you live in Texas. Texas and the people who live the...
cleveland steamer
  10/10/26
saar, please do the needful
philodemus
  10/10/26
Doubt they’re Olympic
a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts
  10/10/26
you doubt it because you are poor
philodemus
  10/10/26
You don't see the difference between a private backyard pool...
TurboGrafx-67
  10/10/26
the difference is one doesnt need me to clean and maintain i...
philodemus
  10/10/26
You aren’t white
cleveland steamer
  10/11/26
you are poor
philodemus
  10/11/26
because this is a nation defined by institutionalized sociop...
ass rape ba'almerica pornopticon
  10/10/26
One of the most deranged threads on xo was two obese posters...
Debunked antisemitic trope
  10/10/26
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spaceporn1488
  10/10/26
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Giant Naked Hitler
  10/10/26
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The Hole
  10/10/26
You sound fun
a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts
  10/10/26
(https://i.ibb.co/hxbX61T5/image.png)
philodemus
  10/10/26
The real reason is pools are cheap in Texas (or used to be)....
a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts
  10/10/26
since birdshits just wipe their ass with tissue when they go...
AZNgirl w/Penis discussing Interest Rates w/TT6
  10/10/26
Much more shit in the ocean
Fucking Fuckface
  10/10/26
It’s so fucking easy to maintain a pool in Texas. All...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  10/10/26
It must get pretty hot inside when you have a 5000 sqft wife
Fucking Fuckface
  10/10/26


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Date: October 10th, 2026 9:06 AM
Author: philodemus

i dont feel like maintaining this shit or having mexicans in my backyard every week maintaining it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911370&forum_id=2#50181622)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: cleveland steamer

because it's hot there and swimming pools are 180? are you not white or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911370&forum_id=2#50181625)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: philodemus

my community has 3 olympic sized pools walking distance from my house

why am i paying for 4 fucking pools



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911370&forum_id=2#50181627)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 9:20 AM
Author: cleveland steamer

because you live in Texas. Texas and the people who live there suck shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911370&forum_id=2#50181635)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 9:22 AM
Author: philodemus

saar, please do the needful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911370&forum_id=2#50181637)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts

Doubt they’re Olympic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911370&forum_id=2#50182053)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: philodemus

you doubt it because you are poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911370&forum_id=2#50182548)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

You don't see the difference between a private backyard pool and an HOA pool?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911370&forum_id=2#50182058)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: philodemus

the difference is one doesnt need me to clean and maintain it

im 50 years old there arent any nude 19 yo sluts in this thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911370&forum_id=2#50182551)



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Date: October 11th, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: cleveland steamer

You aren’t white

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911370&forum_id=2#50183544)



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Date: October 11th, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: philodemus

you are poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911370&forum_id=2#50183548)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 9:08 AM
Author: ass rape ba'almerica pornopticon

because this is a nation defined by institutionalized sociopathy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911370&forum_id=2#50181624)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

One of the most deranged threads on xo was two obese posters agreeing that it's too hot to have a pool in Texas and that only houses in New Jersey should have them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911370&forum_id=2#50181626)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 9:12 AM
Author: spaceporn1488 (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911370&forum_id=2#50181629)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: Giant Naked Hitler (hitler did nothing wrong)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: The Hole



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Date: October 10th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts

You sound fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911370&forum_id=2#50181657)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: philodemus

(https://i.ibb.co/hxbX61T5/image.png)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911370&forum_id=2#50181659)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts

The real reason is pools are cheap in Texas (or used to be). Everyone has big backyards and Mexicans build them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911370&forum_id=2#50181687)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: AZNgirl w/Penis discussing Interest Rates w/TT6

since birdshits just wipe their ass with tissue when they go swimming all their ass juices go into the water, so birdshits are just swimming in feces but they seem to enjoy it

this is why i never go into swimming pools

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911370&forum_id=2#50181675)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Much more shit in the ocean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911370&forum_id=2#50182071)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ( )

It’s so fucking easy to maintain a pool in Texas. All the shit that fucks up my wooded pool area—trees and leaves, frogs, snakes, spiders, horse flies, crazy weeds in the garden beds—isn’t a problem there. In TX you just throw some chemicals in, slide and let do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911370&forum_id=2#50181845)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 2:38 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

It must get pretty hot inside when you have a 5000 sqft wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911370&forum_id=2#50182063)