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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin
  12/17/25
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supple amber indirect expression
  12/17/25
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Sinister pale national security agency roommate
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
Metal Clown Point
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin
  12/17/25
Boom
Disturbing rebellious factory reset button
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin
  12/17/25
Aloha was a great iteration
Disturbing rebellious factory reset button
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin
  12/17/25
It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/th...
Disturbing rebellious factory reset button
  12/17/25
Incredible
fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin
  12/17/25
boom lives
Beady-eyed Salmon House Codepig
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
Metal Clown Point
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
Sadistic Avocado Death Wish Chapel
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin
  12/17/25
Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman
Disturbing rebellious factory reset button
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin
  12/17/25
wmtp
Racy Kink-friendly Dog Poop Water Buffalo
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
Rusted ratface
  12/17/25
Strong contender
fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
Rusted ratface
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
Rusted ratface
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
Very tactful dead boistinker whorehouse
  12/17/25
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fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin
  12/17/25
evan39
pungent shitlib
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
supple amber indirect expression
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
Fragrant Charcoal School Cafeteria
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
Fragrant Charcoal School Cafeteria
  12/17/25
who are you
Beady-eyed Salmon House Codepig
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
Fragrant Charcoal School Cafeteria
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
Beady-eyed Salmon House Codepig
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
pungent shitlib
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
vibrant coral macaca incel
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
Fragrant Charcoal School Cafeteria
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
Fragrant Charcoal School Cafeteria
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
Fragrant Charcoal School Cafeteria
  12/18/25
whokobe
Beady-eyed Salmon House Codepig
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
Very tactful dead boistinker whorehouse
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
Very tactful dead boistinker whorehouse
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
Bright aromatic parlour
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
Beady-eyed Salmon House Codepig
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
Bright aromatic parlour
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
Beady-eyed Salmon House Codepig
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
Bright aromatic parlour
  12/17/25
Who is IH
fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin
  12/17/25
(n00b)
Bright aromatic parlour
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
Hot Vermilion Legend Chad
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
Silver electric furnace address
  12/18/25
Stfu
fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
Electric Chocolate Dilemma Regret
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
Overrated dingle berry affirmative action
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
White Range Antidepressant Drug
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
Painfully honest claret background story juggernaut
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin
  12/18/25
Thanks.
Hot Vermilion Legend Chad
  12/18/25
Boom
Aggressive bistre senate
  12/18/25
whokebe
Razzle Dark Multi-billionaire
  12/18/25


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: supple amber indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Sinister pale national security agency roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Metal Clown Point

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Disturbing rebellious factory reset button

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Disturbing rebellious factory reset button

Aloha was a great iteration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Disturbing rebellious factory reset button

It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3817030&mc=3&forum_id=2

Boom moved to Hawaii and boomesque jinxs ensued

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Salmon House Codepig

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: Metal Clown Point

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Sadistic Avocado Death Wish Chapel

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Disturbing rebellious factory reset button

Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Racy Kink-friendly Dog Poop Water Buffalo

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Rusted ratface

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Rusted ratface

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Rusted ratface

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Very tactful dead boistinker whorehouse

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: pungent shitlib

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: supple amber indirect expression

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Fragrant Charcoal School Cafeteria

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Fragrant Charcoal School Cafeteria

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Salmon House Codepig

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Fragrant Charcoal School Cafeteria

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Salmon House Codepig

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: pungent shitlib

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: vibrant coral macaca incel

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Fragrant Charcoal School Cafeteria

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Fragrant Charcoal School Cafeteria

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Fragrant Charcoal School Cafeteria

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Salmon House Codepig

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Very tactful dead boistinker whorehouse

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Very tactful dead boistinker whorehouse

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Bright aromatic parlour

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Salmon House Codepig

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Bright aromatic parlour

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Salmon House Codepig

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Bright aromatic parlour

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: Bright aromatic parlour

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Hot Vermilion Legend Chad

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Silver electric furnace address

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: Electric Chocolate Dilemma Regret

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Overrated dingle berry affirmative action

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: White Range Antidepressant Drug

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Painfully honest claret background story juggernaut

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: fighting azure idea he suggested foreskin

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Hot Vermilion Legend Chad

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519537)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Aggressive bistre senate

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Razzle Dark Multi-billionaire

whokebe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519546)