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Giant river otters seem like a total nuisance. They do nothing helpful

there's no species of fish that benefits from giant river ot...
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Date: September 27th, 2026 12:25 AM
Author: Bonkers menage main people

there's no species of fish that benefits from giant river otters. They don't do any pest control or affect the ecosystem in any meaningful way. No animal relies on them as prey and they aren't pleasant to keep in captivity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50156695)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 1:10 AM
Author: Titillating Plum Lay Mad Cow Disease

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Date: September 27th, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Arrogant black lodge

I’ve never seen one of these river otters. Do they exist? Do they swim down in the creeks and lowland watercourses of the Rocky Mountains?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50156730)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Bonkers menage main people

Get the fuck out of my threads, bitchtits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157036)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 9:20 AM
Author: motley aqua stage

Tell that to their faces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50156902)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: coiffed yarmulke native



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Date: September 27th, 2026 3:33 PM
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Date: October 2nd, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: Carnelian Adventurous Newt Hissy Fit



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Date: September 27th, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: soul-stirring property

They're extremely aggressive, and according to Wikipedia can be up to 5'11".

Which makes me think that OP just got styled on by a taller otter at the gym.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157046)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: Bonkers menage main people

Like walruses, they do nothing for the environment. If they vanished tomorrow the ecology of their habitat would be unaffected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157049)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 11:54 AM
Author: Arrogant black lodge

RSF once called me a walrus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157056)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 11:55 AM
Author: Bonkers menage main people

Why are stalking me in all my threads? Do you love me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157058)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Arrogant black lodge

I love everyone and I am desperate for a friend, friend.

I was abandoned as a child. And abused. And well, I'm only now just coming to terms with all of that.

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Date: September 27th, 2026 2:50 PM
Author: Bonkers menage main people

You sound like a creep. Never reply to me again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157250)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Arrogant black lodge

I wanted to sail upon your waters since I was 3 feet tall. You've seen it all. You've seen it all.

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Date: September 27th, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: Bonkers menage main people

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Date: September 27th, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: Bonkers menage main people

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Date: September 27th, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: charismatic sooty personal credit line

I brought my kids to the zoo today. The river otters were swimming around all over the place and right up to the glass in their enclosure. They were one of my kids' favorites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157198)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 2:31 PM
Author: Arrogant black lodge

What about the fat, cantankerous, plodding law beavers? Did your children exhibit any empathy for them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157223)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Bonkers menage main people

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Date: September 27th, 2026 3:03 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2026 3:04 PM
Author: Hilarious turquoise regret

This is why I'm an antisemite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157266)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis (If I May, tp)

Hey fuck you, man. Giant river otters are aquatic golden retriever extrovert chads, and they’re incredibly 180. They’re not for you, bro. Maybe stick to the desert tortoise and the kiwi bird. They seem more your speed:

The Kiwi bird is a zoomorphized poaster. They’re nebbish, raf-faced skinnyfats balancing on toothpick legs. Like NSAM, they’re nocturnal, highly sensitive, and completely terrified of interaction. If a kiwi senses anything—or anyone—approaching, its default response is to panic, clumsily trip over its own oversized feet, and bolt into the dense underbrush to hide. Uncanny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157379)



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Date: October 2nd, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: iridescent immigrant

Field research in the past five years is suggesting that river otters are capable of building underwater structures to a degree and an extent not previously appreciated. Some of the findings have been startling—radiographic imaging indicating underground superstructures connected into riverine beds. Difficult to trace signal emissions too which scientists haven’t been able to make heads or tails of. There is a well-funded NAS / DoD expedition into South America launching later this month that is intended to explore some of the most promising structures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50166871)



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Date: October 2nd, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: Carnelian Adventurous Newt Hissy Fit

One of them set up a den in my neighbors crawl space. Remediation company said it was the smelliest most disgusting thing they've ever had to work on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50166974)