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We all agree that there was a multiverse time rip after 9/11, right?

The 9/11 attacks emitted so much energy, both in the physica...
Twisted Sooty Boistinker Haunted Graveyard
  10/24/19
Peterman probably has hair and has never visited a Flying J.
angry sweet tailpipe newt
  10/24/19
Nah. Some things are so fundamental that even a rip in the u...
Fishy Violent Liquid Oxygen Stock Car
  10/24/19
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Exhilarant theater stage masturbator
  10/28/19
This. Would require an adjustment of universal constants
Alcoholic station
  10/28/19
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green stage
  03/16/20
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diverse infuriating resort
  10/28/19
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Aphrodisiac fiercely-loyal telephone
  10/28/19
JJC is banging models in his Chicago Spire condo
saffron plaza
  10/24/19
Pretty sure that's this timeline. He just pays.
Twisted Sooty Boistinker Haunted Graveyard
  10/24/19
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Twisted Sooty Boistinker Haunted Graveyard
  10/24/19
There was a gathering of energy in 1999 as evidenced by the ...
Multi-colored Marketing Idea
  10/26/19
so you're saying we're in the most 180 timeline?
Primrose filthy senate
  10/26/19
We can't be certain, but it's hard to imagine a more insane ...
Twisted Sooty Boistinker Haunted Graveyard
  10/26/19
CR
Primrose filthy senate
  10/26/19
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Twisted Sooty Boistinker Haunted Graveyard
  10/28/19
9/11 timeshift is a proven scientific fact: http://xoxo...
Bearded citrine theatre pistol
  10/28/19
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very tactful 180 antidepressant drug
  10/28/19
Our timeline: https://twitter.com/BarstoolNewsN/status/11892...
Twisted Sooty Boistinker Haunted Graveyard
  10/29/19
Our timeline: Libraries have been retooled as places for men...
Twisted Sooty Boistinker Haunted Graveyard
  10/30/19
Well this timeline got even kookier!
Twisted Sooty Boistinker Haunted Graveyard
  03/16/20
Wow, looking back at my proclamation in 2019 and it was so q...
Twisted Sooty Boistinker Haunted Graveyard
  06/29/20
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Twisted Sooty Boistinker Haunted Graveyard
  06/29/20
The rip started on election night 2000 and was completed 10 ...
Alcoholic station
  06/29/20
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Comical transparent doctorate kitchen
  07/12/24
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Swashbuckling Range Brethren
  07/12/24
Haha good thing this timeline got less kookier haha
Twisted Sooty Boistinker Haunted Graveyard
  07/12/24


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Date: October 24th, 2019 4:30 PM
Author: Twisted Sooty Boistinker Haunted Graveyard

The 9/11 attacks emitted so much energy, both in the physical attacks and in the corresponding human emotional response around the world, that it ripped our universe into several new timelines. This has had bizarre effects. In our particular timeline, Bill Cosby is in prison for rape, Donald Trump is President, most social interactions have been replaced by sharing images on phones, and a significant number of youth no longer identify as any real gender.

God only knows what is happening in the other timelines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39022309)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 4:31 PM
Author: angry sweet tailpipe newt

Peterman probably has hair and has never visited a Flying J.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39022312)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 4:35 PM
Author: Fishy Violent Liquid Oxygen Stock Car

Nah. Some things are so fundamental that even a rip in the universe cannot change them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39022323)



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Date: October 28th, 2019 11:46 AM
Author: Exhilarant theater stage masturbator



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Date: October 28th, 2019 11:46 AM
Author: Alcoholic station

This. Would require an adjustment of universal constants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39037047)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 7:29 AM
Author: green stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39777330)



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Date: October 28th, 2019 2:08 PM
Author: diverse infuriating resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39037734)



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Date: October 28th, 2019 2:12 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac fiercely-loyal telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39037774)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 4:34 PM
Author: saffron plaza

JJC is banging models in his Chicago Spire condo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39022320)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 4:42 PM
Author: Twisted Sooty Boistinker Haunted Graveyard

Pretty sure that's this timeline. He just pays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39022360)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 8:22 PM
Author: Twisted Sooty Boistinker Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39023118)



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Date: October 26th, 2019 11:44 AM
Author: Multi-colored Marketing Idea

There was a gathering of energy in 1999 as evidenced by the explosion of Films we still remember + boy bands + cargo shorts and other fashion that is somehow still with us. This energy coalesced until the breaking point and was meant to be deflated by the popping of the tech bubble in 2000, which worked for a time until 9/11. From that point onward, the rise of China caused a diffusion of energy and no one cares about this country anymore, this is why there's been no new fashion/music of any relevance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39029815)



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Date: October 26th, 2019 12:15 PM
Author: Primrose filthy senate

so you're saying we're in the most 180 timeline?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39029912)



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Date: October 26th, 2019 1:28 PM
Author: Twisted Sooty Boistinker Haunted Graveyard

We can't be certain, but it's hard to imagine a more insane (180) timeline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39030157)



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Date: October 26th, 2019 1:29 PM
Author: Primrose filthy senate

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39030160)



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Date: October 28th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: Twisted Sooty Boistinker Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39037042)



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Date: October 28th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Bearded citrine theatre pistol

9/11 timeshift is a proven scientific fact:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1985759&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39037149)



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Date: October 28th, 2019 12:43 PM
Author: very tactful 180 antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39037289)



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Date: October 29th, 2019 12:27 PM
Author: Twisted Sooty Boistinker Haunted Graveyard

Our timeline: https://twitter.com/BarstoolNewsN/status/1189203518864973825

Can you imagine how lame some other timelines are when we have this? LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39041951)



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Date: October 30th, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Twisted Sooty Boistinker Haunted Graveyard

Our timeline: Libraries have been retooled as places for men to dress as terrifying, sexualized caricatures of women and then flash children while reading to them. Libraries sanction it and parents applaud. This timeline is kooky as fuck!

https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yMjA0NzA4MS9vcmlnaW4uanBnIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTU3MjU4MzQ4M30.AJjL_N02PIYrxvLbF_40wH5u7VoT7TE8hdOLjmodBpc/img.jpg?width=980

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39047961)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 7:20 AM
Author: Twisted Sooty Boistinker Haunted Graveyard

Well this timeline got even kookier!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39777313)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 4:11 PM
Author: Twisted Sooty Boistinker Haunted Graveyard

Wow, looking back at my proclamation in 2019 and it was so quaint.

New additions in the past 8 months:

1. COVID completely shutting down our entire economy.

2. Normalization of rioting and looting to the point where stores actively encourage looters to destroy their stores.

3.NYC Calvin Klein billboard sporting its first black, transgender, lesbian, plus-size, activist model https://twitter.com/elijahschaffer/status/1276379291148619776?s=21

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#40516950)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Twisted Sooty Boistinker Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#40517652)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 6:14 PM
Author: Alcoholic station

The rip started on election night 2000 and was completed 10 months later on 9/11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#40517657)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 4:56 AM
Author: Comical transparent doctorate kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#47833830)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 5:29 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Range Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#47833854)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 6:18 AM
Author: Twisted Sooty Boistinker Haunted Graveyard

Haha good thing this timeline got less kookier haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#47833900)