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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
Primrose irradiated address coldplay fan
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
Dashing fantasy-prone friendly grandma
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
Dashing fantasy-prone friendly grandma
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
vivacious useless brakes weed whacker
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
Dashing fantasy-prone friendly grandma
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
vivacious useless brakes weed whacker
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
Dashing fantasy-prone friendly grandma
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
Primrose irradiated address coldplay fan
  01/05/26
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Primrose irradiated address coldplay fan
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
Dashing fantasy-prone friendly grandma
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
Primrose irradiated address coldplay fan
  01/06/26
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Soul-stirring Deer Antler Office
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
Dashing fantasy-prone friendly grandma
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
insane national
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
Sooty nofapping keepsake machete mood
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
Slippery Senate
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
Dashing fantasy-prone friendly grandma
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
Saffron shrine
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
Dashing fantasy-prone friendly grandma
  01/06/26
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wonderful peach church building
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
Slippery Senate
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
Dashing fantasy-prone friendly grandma
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
Saffron shrine
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
Dashing fantasy-prone friendly grandma
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
Saffron shrine
  01/06/26
Lmao
Primrose irradiated address coldplay fan
  01/06/26
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mewling sound barrier
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
ultramarine fortuitous meteor elastic band
  01/06/26
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vivacious useless brakes weed whacker
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Primrose irradiated address coldplay fan

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Dashing fantasy-prone friendly grandma

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Dashing fantasy-prone friendly grandma

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: vivacious useless brakes weed whacker

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Dashing fantasy-prone friendly grandma

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: vivacious useless brakes weed whacker

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Dashing fantasy-prone friendly grandma

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Primrose irradiated address coldplay fan

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Primrose irradiated address coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Dashing fantasy-prone friendly grandma

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Primrose irradiated address coldplay fan

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Deer Antler Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Dashing fantasy-prone friendly grandma

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: insane national

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Sooty nofapping keepsake machete mood

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Slippery Senate

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Dashing fantasy-prone friendly grandma

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Saffron shrine

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Dashing fantasy-prone friendly grandma

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: wonderful peach church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Slippery Senate

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Dashing fantasy-prone friendly grandma

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Saffron shrine

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Dashing fantasy-prone friendly grandma

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Saffron shrine

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Primrose irradiated address coldplay fan

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: mewling sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: ultramarine fortuitous meteor elastic band

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: vivacious useless brakes weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566761)