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I think my 18yo babysitter was coming on to me last night

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You left her alone with your kids?
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cq, but let's not get dirte sidetracked here
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i love that you put that in quotes
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I’m in my mid forties. Still late teens in my head.
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dude. do it.
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are those contacts or--
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fyi if you creep on her via fb she'll see you as a suggested...
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OR conclude that fate is pushing her into dirte's arms
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he could literally kill her and dump in the woods, and nobod...
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cr NOT legal advise here dirte
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she was not hitting on you. she doesn't want to fuck you. do...
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whats his name
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  10/24/18
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  10/24/18
Weird to be a single guy and not pursue this. On some level...
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I have a fat gf too.
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  10/24/18
Oh. This doesn't change my analysis at all.
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HAPA actually
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the creepy pedo filter
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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: Blathering Goyim Principal's Office

Big blue eyes, pale skin, not fat, not skinny.

When I returned home, paid her, asked about the kids, walked her to the door and she kept on lingering making small talk. I had just finished playing hockey and was kinda trying to get her to leave. Went upstairs, hopped in the shower... then it hit me. God I’m an aspie sometimes. It was 11 PM and the kids were sound asleep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080664)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:25 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Tripping Knife Stead

daddydialing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080669)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: curious balding stage hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080679)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:28 PM
Author: Blathering Goyim Principal's Office

https://imgur.com/a/ACgpSZM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080689)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: abnormal market

You left her alone with your kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080698)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:30 PM
Author: White state antidepressant drug

cq, but let's not get dirte sidetracked here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080703)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: flushed slimy feces location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080724)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Flirting Locus Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080726)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: abnormal market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081014)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:29 PM
Author: violet keepsake machete locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081118)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: low-t hell twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081906)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: histrionic french chef corn cake

Wtf I expected her to have face tats based on that q. She looks fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083186)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: Geriatric wild generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084434)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 5:03 PM
Author: soggy apoplectic mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37113065)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: Blathering Goyim Principal's Office

First time. Old sitter left for college and referred this girl. Old sitter was repulsive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080707)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: White state antidepressant drug

please do the needful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080699)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:30 AM
Author: electric pink hairy legs school

kindly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083603)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:42 AM
Author: fragrant nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083944)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: flushed slimy feces location

oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080725)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: Hairless Fuchsia Selfie Mad-dog Skullcap

her eyes say she's crazy but the septum piercing says butt slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080946)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: spectacular mahogany gunner institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081256)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: orchid sinister scourge upon the earth forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081359)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:20 AM
Author: Pungent Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084016)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:28 PM
Author: Haunting Dingle Berry

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081464)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: black fat ankles turdskin

Unghhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081544)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: fear-inspiring cerebral shrine

SUPERMAN DAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081914)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:21 AM
Author: Magenta lay

dirte you are indescribably 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110333)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:28 PM
Author: flushed slimy feces location

damn bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080691)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: Blathering Goyim Principal's Office

She may have wanted to try some “older mature cock”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080701)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: flushed slimy feces location

i love that you put that in quotes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080727)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:35 PM
Author: Blathering Goyim Principal's Office

I’m in my mid forties. Still late teens in my head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080743)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:09 AM
Author: Wonderful Deer Antler Jap

Early 40's yet I am the exact same person I was at 18.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084432)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:32 PM
Author: angry concupiscible partner

except balding, obese, wrinkly and burned out, but more or less the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249702)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: Lime galvanic station

RICO, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080708)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: Vigorous dun trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234546)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 5:46 AM
Author: violent theater

Do you WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236915)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle base

did she leave you a hand written note with a proposal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080711)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Blathering Goyim Principal's Office

No, but she kept commenting on how nice my house was. Kept asking about my hobbies, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080723)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: silver multi-colored corner pozpig

casing the joint for her prole bf to rob it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081103)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: Chrome Elite Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081230)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:05 PM
Author: pea-brained floppy sound barrier brunch

darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081326)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:21 AM
Author: Pungent Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084018)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: Magenta lay

in Alaska?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110337)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: orchid sinister scourge upon the earth forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081362)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: canary business firm

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081367)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: low-t hell twinkling uncleanness

nooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081756)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: Onyx Gas Station Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081920)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: abnormal market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083465)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: Sick insane puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083922)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:20 AM
Author: Citrine nursing home toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110323)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: Vigorous dun trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234548)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: Blathering Goyim Principal's Office

I’m still creeping on her FB.

https://imgur.com/a/A3dwulr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080815)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:46 PM
Author: flushed slimy feces location

dude. do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080828)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: White state antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080837)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Blathering Goyim Principal's Office

I get back from work in two weeks. Definitely calling her to sit again when I get back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080843)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: razzle ocher water buffalo

are those contacts or--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080844)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: Blathering Goyim Principal's Office

No. I’m sure the Snapchat filter enhanced them though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080858)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:55 PM
Author: unholy digit ratio

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080883)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: Purple lodge son of senegal

fyi if you creep on her via fb she'll see you as a suggested friend and know you were creeping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080890)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: razzle ocher water buffalo

OR

conclude that fate is pushing her into dirte's arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080895)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Blathering Goyim Principal's Office

That’s fine.

Completely normal to stalk the girl I’m leaving my kids with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080908)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: Vigorous dun trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234555)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: Haunting Dingle Berry

she looks like an Alaska 9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081473)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:09 PM
Author: arousing senate international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082105)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:00 AM
Author: stirring heaven

Dude, I'm all for rebellious behavior at any age, but that chick is Troubled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083975)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:21 AM
Author: duck-like giraffe home

If legit, you're a faggot if you don't fuck this sloot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110335)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: canary business firm

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080887)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: sooty orchestra pit

Unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

nnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg

ggggggggghhhhhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080962)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: dark casino sweet tailpipe

180

how did you not wanna bang her in the first place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081049)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: Bearded pit

would bang her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081059)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: violet keepsake machete locale

this is God doing you a solid bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081120)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:45 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Olive Rigor Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250172)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:49 PM
Author: Iridescent soul-stirring jew

youre the alaskamo right? why would you not fuck this girls ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081216)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: honey-headed racy dilemma

100% you can bang & will enjoy. Roughly 99% chance she will turn out to be a complete psycho and will either want to be your kids' new mom or will want you to be her surrgate dad (or both). only you can weigh whether that's worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081223)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:52 PM
Author: canary business firm

of course it's worth it. she has zero leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081238)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: honey-headed racy dilemma

insanity is a leverage all its own

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081258)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: canary business firm

he could literally kill her and dump in the woods, and nobody would notice or care. not recommending this though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081292)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: honey-headed racy dilemma

cr NOT legal advise here dirte

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081304)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Blathering Goyim Principal's Office

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081310)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: splenetic judgmental cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083459)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:15 PM
Author: comical autistic pisswyrm area

Pussy. I'll give legal advice to that effect all day long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081388)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: canary business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081403)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: stirring heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083979)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: Blathering Goyim Principal's Office

TY friend. We’ll see what unfolds in a few weeks.

I may be wrong, but I don’t think I am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081305)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:01 AM
Author: stirring heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083977)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: Chrome Elite Associate

Unngghh. This is your chance to be this girl's #MeToo moment. Don't pass it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081243)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: Blathering Goyim Principal's Office

Pretty sure I want my ex-wife to find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081303)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Cordovan vibrant center

I'd be a little apprehensive about a male babysitter, especially if I thought he had cum onto me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081312)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:04 PM
Author: passionate point

tell her you have a 'babysitter' fantasy... and then ask her to diaper you and watch her run away horrified.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081323)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:07 PM
Author: pea-brained floppy sound barrier brunch

*accuses dirte of rape*

*3 years prison*

*disbarred*

*ex-wife gets sole custody of kids*

can't see what could go wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081331)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:09 PM
Author: canary business firm

y'all are fucking risk averse dweebs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081346)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: pea-brained floppy sound barrier brunch

(guy who doesn't realize he's living in a #metoo nightmare)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081356)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: canary business firm

only non-chads get me-too'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081365)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:26 PM
Author: sooty orchestra pit

This chick doesn’t look like she’d #metoo.

In reality, that’s for ugs & shrews who are losing their looks, not kinky hot 18 y/os with daddy issues. If anything she craves being dominated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081449)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: canary business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081498)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:51 PM
Author: Blathering Goyim Principal's Office

Honestly, this was the jive I was getting. Subconsciously, I think I negged her on purpose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081610)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:59 PM
Author: sooty orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082058)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: Big trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086054)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: orchid sinister scourge upon the earth forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081369)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: internet-worthy range

I'd suggest you put up some security cameras ALL throughout your house.

we could even monitor them for you, just poast a link to the stream. i'm sure your bros here would be glad to help out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081472)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:36 PM
Author: canary business firm

we could start a betting pool for which stuffed animal or furniture cushion she humps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081509)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:07 AM
Author: stirring heaven

+1 on the security cameras, not just a good idea but an indispensable component if you're going to sex this girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083984)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:34 PM
Author: Vigorous dun trailer park

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234566)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:37 PM
Author: Blathering Goyim Principal's Office

Shit! Just installed some Wyze Cams in the house going to check footage now



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234605)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:56 PM
Author: Blathering Goyim Principal's Office

Very disappointing. She just sat on the couch and played on her laptop the whole time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234752)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 7:15 PM
Author: poppy provocative spot candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37259421)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: hilarious beady-eyed piazza reading party

Excellent content creation. I look forward to seeing how this unfolds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081677)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: low-t hell twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081753)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: low-t hell twinkling uncleanness

I would be a forever subscriber to this clueless and sweaty hockey dad being pursued by pale 18 y/o babysitter erotic fiction blog/zine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081752)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:34 PM
Author: Vigorous dun trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234574)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: dashing rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082051)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Coral Kitchen Pervert

You know what you have to do. Nature of the assignment. We'll be waiting for updates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082110)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: angry concupiscible partner

she is kind of plain looking but she is young, so there is that

that said YOURE A DAD AND SHE IS 18

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082207)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:10 AM
Author: Blathering Goyim Principal's Office

Exactly. Nothing special. Like the Maui chick. Most importantly, I’m really not attractive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083536)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: brass voyeur

she was not hitting on you. she doesn't want to fuck you. don't be retarded. i have been familiar with your posting for years and you read waaaaaay to much into female behavior. women try to manipulate with sexuality and flaunt it. it's rookie shit to think a confused teenager is actually interested in getting fucked by your old, hairy penis and grizzled balls. she's getting nailed by some high school chad and she's not interested in the old man with chew stains on his teeth and a blown marriage.

sorry to be a dick, but you're very focused on pussy and at risk to make stupid decisions. don't let your imagination run away with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082231)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:45 PM
Author: Blathering Goyim Principal's Office

We’ll see what unfolds. ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082350)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: splenetic judgmental cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083466)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Azure disrespectful faggot firefighter theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082359)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: Aqua parlor legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082764)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Haunting Dingle Berry

Lmao @ this Asian rant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082769)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 11:09 PM
Author: milky crackhouse

Risten,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082855)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: Coral Kitchen Pervert

RISTEN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082886)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:10 AM
Author: Impressive Diverse Garrison Immigrant

This deserves more careful consideration than it seems to be getting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083173)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:11 AM
Author: fear-inspiring cerebral shrine

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083183)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:46 AM
Author: Razzmatazz box office sneaky criminal

That chick looks nuts and probably can't get the high school boys to dick her down hard enough. dirte has a high-prole MAN vibe that drives these Alaskan girls bonkers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083343)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:42 AM
Author: silver multi-colored corner pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083652)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:35 AM
Author: Haunting Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083933)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:45 AM
Author: fragrant nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083948)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: milky crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084368)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Chrome Elite Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085907)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Pearly blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110096)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:21 AM
Author: Citrine nursing home toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110330)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:25 AM
Author: Magenta lay

cr, asian guys like the one you're responding to are very aware of female "daddy issues" but in a completely different way than they apply to this situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110350)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:36 AM
Author: spruce frum den mediation

After Dirte's little creepy pic yeah I think this is very credited jfc dirte

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250156)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:47 PM
Author: Very tactful azn

not skinny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082364)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: angry concupiscible partner

she is very plain looking, but for a 45 year old man she looks hot simply because she is young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082891)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:45 AM
Author: Transparent harsh whorehouse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083951)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: histrionic french chef corn cake

Wtf she is cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085845)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Laughsome newt pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082774)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:07 AM
Author: jet mind-boggling set

I'm gonna go ahead and ask you to please slow-play this flame. It has real potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083150)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:35 PM
Author: Vigorous dun trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234583)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: walnut glittery philosopher-king masturbator

as soon as she left your house, she texted her friend: "he is Daddy AF"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083162)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:26 AM
Author: White state antidepressant drug

"yea but he's a quiche daddy. i'm thirsty and was trying to give him at least a lowkey blowie, but he was salty af and told me to swerve :( goals af when he's back in town sus :)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083258)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: abnormal market

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083470)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:42 AM
Author: violet keepsake machete locale

lol at the image of a 38yo vegetarian lawyer in his home office garage typing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083476)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:07 AM
Author: White state antidepressant drug

yeah, that's all true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083527)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Blathering Goyim Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083530)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:43 AM
Author: silver multi-colored corner pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083655)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:45 AM
Author: fragrant nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083952)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:59 AM
Author: drab stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083973)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 9:59 AM
Author: dashing rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084403)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: vermilion irradiated travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084413)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: titillating native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084423)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: Geriatric wild generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084429)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: low-t hell twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085079)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: histrionic french chef corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085843)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 28th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: cruel-hearted tan address toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37113062)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: Vigorous dun trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234594)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:58 PM
Author: boyish scarlet ceo becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234761)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:36 AM
Author: spruce frum den mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250154)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 5:35 AM
Author: Cerise incel windowlicker

this is the funniest thing i've read on here in a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250357)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: crawly hominid multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084496)



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Date: November 4th, 2018 5:08 AM
Author: Blathering Goyim Principal's Office

Still laughing at the thought of you typing this out, giggling to yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37154798)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: aphrodisiac well-lubricated cuckoldry

whats his name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085115)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Haunting Dingle Berry

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085238)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: histrionic french chef corn cake

Feel her out and see if she is just flirting or actually willing to do something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085852)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Haunting Dingle Berry

top notch advice here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085916)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: Blathering Goyim Principal's Office

Nah. Just going to call her when I need a sitter in a few weeks.

She’s really not hot or anything, she’s just young. After you e been banging out middle aged hags for a long time, youth becomes beauty.

I totally could have misinterpreted her constant giggling and hair twirling, but I’m pretty sure I’m not misinterpreting. I obviously cherry picked her best FB photos, as she’s really average in person.

I’ll judge our next interaction more objectively next time she sits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086225)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: histrionic french chef corn cake

Weird to be a single guy and not pursue this. On some level you just realize that it is probably a no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086385)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Blathering Goyim Principal's Office

I have a fat gf too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086435)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:48 PM
Author: histrionic french chef corn cake

Oh. This doesn't change my analysis at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086440)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Stubborn big-titted university

Does she hide her fat? She looked pretty thin in the pic you posted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086459)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: sable love of her life

lol no she wasn't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085864)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: Blathering Goyim Principal's Office

(Asian female)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086258)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: histrionic french chef corn cake

HAPA actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086378)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Peach gaping

“Accidentally” send her the lick message and then apologize strongly and say you meant to send to wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085917)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 1:34 AM
Author: lascivious emerald halford

How many niglets do you have???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110170)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:19 AM
Author: Blathering Goyim Principal's Office

Two

10/28/18 -- progress on 18 yo babysitter, no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110321)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Adventurous sexy clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37112895)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: histrionic french chef corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37113008)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: Thirsty maroon crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37113035)



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Date: November 4th, 2018 5:11 AM
Author: lascivious emerald halford

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37154805)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: Blathering Goyim Principal's Office

Update:

She watched my kids last night. She somehow lost her keys before leaving. We spent 30 minutes searching the house and BSing the entire time. She miraculously found her keys in the first spot we looked.

I was tired and I'm slow playing this. Today I received a friend request on FB from her. Holding off on accepting it.

She was surprisingly not trying to be flirty last night... I think she was trying to portray herself as someone older and more mature than she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234452)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: unholy digit ratio

lol yeah she definitely wants you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234476)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Blathering Goyim Principal's Office

I'm not sure. My imagination could be playing tricks on me.

It's a pain in the ass finding a babysitter that can drive and that seems moar valuable to me than blowing it by banging the sitter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234502)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: cruel-hearted tan address toilet seat

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234508)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 5:44 AM
Author: honey-headed racy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236908)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy jade school cafeteria

Weirdly, this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270883)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:28 PM
Author: Coral Kitchen Pervert

God damnit dirte baby don't fuck this one up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234519)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: Blathering Goyim Principal's Office

I really, really cherry picked her best pics. In person, she's a 5 at best. Buuuuuut, she's 18, maybe 19. So, there's that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234534)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: Coral Kitchen Pervert

Bruh enter more evidence into the record

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234539)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: cruel-hearted tan address toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234551)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: Blathering Goyim Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236441)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: umber abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236446)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 1:48 AM
Author: Blathering Goyim Principal's Office

She was born in 2000. After I had served 4 years in the military, and graduated from UG, and worked for a year as CPA.

A lot more pics of her where she's less than a 5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236508)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: angry concupiscible partner

JFC according to my math, you are old AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249555)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:04 AM
Author: fragrant nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249846)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 7:01 AM
Author: Motley Embarrassed To The Bone Lettuce

How about jokingly telling her not to have her boyfriend over while you're gone? Then she'll say she doesn't have a boyfriend, and you can be aghast because she's so pretty, but she must be too mature for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37237050)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: Erotic haunted graveyard place of business

(guy who has seen a lot of porn)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249880)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: soggy apoplectic mexican

lol here we go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249042)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:12 PM
Author: Vivacious coldplay fan

LOLing at her transparent ploy to give you the opportunity to come on to her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249631)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: umber abode

dirte if I ever really fuck my personal life up I am trusting you to send me skanks like this for crystal meth fuck seshes HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234506)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:29 PM
Author: Blathering Goyim Principal's Office

Deal...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234522)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:35 PM
Author: umber abode

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234579)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 1:47 AM
Author: hilarious beady-eyed piazza reading party

what was she wearing? can you see the outline of her panties at all? does she wear skin-tight yoga pants? inquiring minds must know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236499)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 6:03 AM
Author: Blathering Goyim Principal's Office

Tight pants, hoodie, no bra.

Appears to have skinny legs, frumpy mid section, and a modest rack.

http://imgur.com/a/BVtITD2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236944)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 6:23 AM
Author: Transparent harsh whorehouse yarmulke

Rolf creepy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236980)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: hilarious beady-eyed piazza reading party

wtf kind of filter is this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249037)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: angry concupiscible partner

the creepy pedo filter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249550)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:38 PM
Author: White state antidepressant drug

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249081)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: twinkling meetinghouse

jfc. i'm never babysitting for anyone again, knowing that the dad might be a pervert who shares my picture with his creepy as shit internet lawyer friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249110)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Blathering Goyim Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249446)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:58 PM
Author: angry concupiscible partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249540)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Thriller cyan indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37258860)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:58 PM
Author: angry concupiscible partner

no ass?

wtf is going on here and why are you taking pictures of her - "security" nanny cam?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249539)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: ebony hot chapel cuck

He’s a concerned dad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249554)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:50 AM
Author: silver multi-colored corner pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250192)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 11:55 PM
Author: Haunting Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37267911)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:06 AM
Author: fragrant nibblets

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249853)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: exhilarant wagecucks sex offender

Don’t do it. You’re better than this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249580)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:20 PM
Author: umber abode

He's really not. None of us are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249667)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:55 PM
Author: boyish scarlet ceo becky

i'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249808)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Brindle field

not only am i gay, but i am also retarded and autistic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37271339)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:51 AM
Author: silver multi-colored corner pozpig

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250193)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Transparent harsh whorehouse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250832)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: orchid sinister scourge upon the earth forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250845)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: umber abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37254275)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 9:28 PM
Author: Swashbuckling bright police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37254305)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: poppy provocative spot candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37259436)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 1:33 PM
Author: hairraiser high-end dog poop space

My wife’s obsessed with this thread. It’s annoying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37257430)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 5:54 PM
Author: hilarious beady-eyed piazza reading party

what does she say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37258966)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: hairraiser high-end dog poop space

Just updates me every time there's something new in it. I get texted at work, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37259163)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: exhilarant wagecucks sex offender

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37259411)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:09 AM
Author: arousing senate international law enforcement agency

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268708)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:21 AM
Author: cruel-hearted tan address toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268742)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 3:00 AM
Author: Blathering Goyim Principal's Office

Update:

She wants the D. No question about it.

She just left and I was gentleman and played it off jokingly. Just can't bring myself to make a move on an 18 yo. Yes, I'm faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261816)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 3:12 AM
Author: Ivory wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261830)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: Haunting Dingle Berry

you played what off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261858)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 3:51 AM
Author: poppy provocative spot candlestick maker

Wtf? Fuck that ho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261859)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 4:16 AM
Author: marvelous awkward plaza double fault

ghey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261867)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 4:41 AM
Author: lascivious emerald halford

DESCRIBE your penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261891)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 7:20 AM
Author: talented adulterous menage round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37262041)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:08 AM
Author: cruel-hearted tan address toilet seat

Well are you gonna give it to her? Are you man enough to give it to her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268703)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:10 AM
Author: arousing senate international law enforcement agency

If you don't do this and fuck her, many grown men will cry. Do you want that on your conscience?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268711)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:11 AM
Author: Razzmatazz box office sneaky criminal

Force your son to fuck her instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268717)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:29 AM
Author: honey-headed racy dilemma

"She wanted the D... there was no question about it," a confused dirte explained to the sex crimes detective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268759)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 8:53 AM
Author: Bipolar ticket booth sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268942)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 11:05 AM
Author: ebony hot chapel cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37791844)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 8:36 AM
Author: chestnut cracking tanning salon

What happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268894)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: Blathering Goyim Principal's Office

I came home and her laptop screen was open to lightroom. Nothing big. I later realized after she left that I had my camera out in my office with a few nice lenses that I had been cleaning.

I mentioned something about "easy money" since the kids basically go to bed once she gets there. She agrees, tries to use the "I mostly just edit photos on my laptop the entire time" obviously trying to use the photography angle. I'm not a very good photographer, but she's awful. She has a FB website for her "photography" that is painfully awful to look at. She's actively trying to get into the "senior portrait" market. You've got to start somewhere.

Anyway, after a few minutes of small talk I looked at her and her head was tilted, big blue eyes trying to be seductive, but they just weren't. She just looked frumpy to me. Not attractive at all. I forced a smile and said I'd call her when I get back from work in a few weeks to watch the kids.

Yesterday, I got a text around 8 pm asking if I had seen her mouse at my house. I looked around, found it behind the couch and told her she could grab it off my front porch.

This is one of those fantasies that went horribly awry. The more I look at her as a sexual being, the less attracted I am to her. She makes a fine babysitter though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270127)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: Haunting Dingle Berry

jfc man it went awry cuz you're psyching yourself out

you deserve more than just some fat alcoholic gf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270220)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: 180 Temple

Poor girl. She Costanza'd you with the mouse trick and you couldn't even invite her in for some hot chocolate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270254)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Flesh odious skinny woman office

So your position at this point is that you’re not attracted to a blonde 18 year old girl trying to draw you out (possibly just because she wants the attention/to tease you) and the more this goes on the less attraction you feel. Meanwhile you are attracted to leathery fitness milfs. This all sounds very gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270365)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: White state antidepressant drug

Sounds like she would have been down to take some sexy boudoir photos of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270527)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Blathering Goyim Principal's Office

She does boudoir photography as well. All really bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270733)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:28 PM
Author: pea-brained floppy sound barrier brunch

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273101)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: Lime galvanic station

So frumpy in an 18 yr old is unacceptable, but frumpy in a 40+ chick turns you on?

Yes, you're clearly fagg0t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270658)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Blathering Goyim Principal's Office

Clearly.

Going to check my T levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270737)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: honey-headed racy dilemma

This makes a bizarre kind of sense to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270873)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: razzle ocher water buffalo

cr, frumpy 40 year old is solidly real real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270949)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:19 PM
Author: histrionic french chef corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273061)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: low-t hell twinkling uncleanness

I am heartened by this poast, but it is much less erotic than other content ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270881)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: unholy digit ratio

the sad thing is that she is probably going to be really bummed out that you didn't find her attractive enough, and it will haunt her for a long time

you're not going to be able to use her anymore as a babysitter, you know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37271247)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:22 PM
Author: histrionic french chef corn cake

No shit. Her lowering her standards and fucking some guy twice her age is one thing, but getting rejected by the guy is the sort of shit that will mentally fuck her up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273079)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Chrome Elite Associate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaIJJXRBQ60

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37271296)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 2:52 PM
Author: Stimulating kitty internal respiration

she wasnt because youre an old fatass

/thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37271359)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:28 PM
Author: White state antidepressant drug

dirte has a sexy lumberjack vibe. he's a roughneck, former fraternity president, and a late-round NHL draft pick. He's like a younger Toby Keith.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273103)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: cruel-hearted tan address toilet seat

MFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273180)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Stimulating kitty internal respiration

jfc jim kelly tp get your wife on a leash shes being fucking gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273750)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: excitant sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273754)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: nudist obsidian really tough guy resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273782)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 11:06 AM
Author: boyish scarlet ceo becky

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37791848)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: ebony hot chapel cuck

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#38116477)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 8:12 PM
Author: ebony hot chapel cuck



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Date: July 10th, 2020 7:10 AM
Author: arousing senate international law enforcement agency

this was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#40578680)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 7:51 AM
Author: Trip fluffy church

Would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#40578731)