my favorite is the "flex" posts. people poasting shit like "i just bought a $600 parrot - WITH A CAGE and took it to the vet - couldn't afford to do this if i had other humans to take care of!" "CHILDFREE FLEX - going out of state to see GHOST perform live in april. couldn't afford this if..." basically they're advertising that they are poor/LMC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624085&forum_id=2#48277379)

$575 out of pocket just to find out that my cat is “stressed” and is why he’s not peeing in the litter box. Has no issues 💩 in it tho😒

And before anyone asks;

-fresh, filtered water daily with those fancy water fountains because cats are like toddlers and easily entertained

-wet food daily

-automatic food dispenser that goes off 4 times a day (2 full meals and 2 snacks)

-Fresh scooped litter (we have 8 litter boxes for 4 cats) and all are deep cleaned weekly

-Toys. SO many toys. And tons of play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624085&forum_id=2#48277469)

My husband and I took the train from MD to NYC to watch the Harry Potter and the Cursed Child show on Broadway for the day. We splurged on the Lyric Lounge, so we got complimentary drinks, chocolate wands, private bathrooms (this alone was worth it not to stand in line to share 12 stalls with 300 people during a 15 min intermission), charcuterie board and just a lovely place to sit and chill before the show and during intermission. We also got to pre-order our drinks for intermission (which were waiting for us) and we were able to have snacks available within the lounge.

We ate spicy Vodka pizza from Upside and cannolis from Angelina. Walked a closed 8th St full of vendors and ate more street food. Overall, it was a great little day trip.

Lawd. All this free time and expendable money, what a sad and unfulfilled life we live. 😆

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624085&forum_id=2#48277493)

pPpppPppppPpppPppPppppppPppPp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624085&forum_id=2#48306937)

This is the hot couple: https://ibb.co/b2D3CPR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624085&forum_id=2#48277502)

Pic: https://ibb.co/bPVt5Sn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624085&forum_id=2#48277520)

Breeders don’t know shit when they say we’ll never experience unconditional love.”

This one is sad too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624085&forum_id=2#48278156)

We had such a good time, we’re going back in February to see Kumail Nanjiani’s stand-up!

If we had crotch goblins we 𝒏𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 would be able to do these things. As it stood, it was hard enough finding a good kennel for our St. Bernard Ollie! I can’t imagine if there were little demon seeds running around too! 😂

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The couple (one of these ladies was obviously a dood earlier in the relationship):

https://ibb.co/DztQs21

https://ibb.co/QM0LWVF

https://ibb.co/jfKWN2y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624085&forum_id=2#48279046)

Also anyone who lives or has lived there please chime in with literally anything about the state!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624085&forum_id=2#48279101)

Pic: https://ibb.co/jHPnXRx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624085&forum_id=2#48279110)

After my coworker and I got our work done we went out and sang karaoke. Bet your sweet *ss I sang some Alice songs

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Pics (appears to be female but I’m not sure) https://ibb.co/b3Fb0st

https://ibb.co/6bnBww9

i am also not real sure what her (?) message is with this status update - if you are a good person and "choose the right people" you can get a tattoo on your head?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624085&forum_id=2#48279141)

i know two people on there and have seen them like stuff but not poast.

person 1: dumpy girl ive known since the 90s, once almost drank a cup of cum my friends made. she was apparently blackout drunk at a party and people jerked off into a cup and offered her $100 to drink it. guy stepped in and stopped it. remember the annapolis newspaper shooting from like 10 years ago? the guy who did that was obsessed with her when they were in HS. back in 2014, she and i were coked up at a party and everyone crashed out at like 2 am. she kissed me and tried to hook up with me. anyway, she makes FB updates sometimes about how she's so proud that she chose the childfree life, etc.

person 2: guy from my HS. is an absolute retard and apparently huge trumpmo now. he married a dumb bitch in the marines or navy. they live in are country MD and shoot guns. i heard they tried for a kid but she had a miscarriage and i suppose they gave up after. was surprised to see him on there, and it's kinda sad because they are not evidently childfree by choice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624085&forum_id=2#48279622)

i also would have fucked her.

do you know the band jimmy's chicken shack? i nutted in the singer's mayonaise in 1997.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624085&forum_id=2#48279685)

well fuck it i'll tell you. his little sister was a classmate of mine, and she was like 3 years younger than me (and at the time, he had to be at least mid 20s, i was 18 - so they were far apart in age). her parents went out of town and she had a crush on me so she invited me over. i came over with these two guys visiting me from orange county and we destroyed her house, broke all kinds of shit, etc. and i jacked off in the family mayo. there was a tour itinerary on the fridge - they were on tour with Live, lol. and actually i guess it's a reach to say i jerked off in HIS mayo. i assume he lived outside the house, but still.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624085&forum_id=2#48279903)

I was on a date with someone that also didnt want kids. We got along great but we mutally agreed that we werent a good fit. There IS something that he mentioned that I am very curious about though.

This question is only for women that have a partner with a vasectomy and also for men that have a vasectomy as well- did the feeling of "finishing" change?

I explained to my date that my birth control plan is to get a nexplanon impant(I have had it before) but long term I would hope my partner would be open to a vasectomy. My date works in the medical field and said that they personally wouldn't get a vasectomy because they didnt want to "shoot blanks". I asked what that meant and he essentially explained that the sensation of "finishing" didnt as pleasurable or it feels different.

I had no idea that was even a thing so ladies with a partner that has had this done, did they express any changes like that? To guys that actually got the procedure done, did it feel different??

Using my baby Cookie for attention

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Pic of fur baby fuzzybutt, mr stinky stinks: https://ibb.co/jzt73TX

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624085&forum_id=2#48282386)

i've always cringed when that dumpy girl from hs poasted updates about how she's "so happy with my decision not to have kids..." after roe got overturned, she made an update about how she might get her tubes tied or whatever (she was like 43 at the time). obnoxious.

viewing the situation as favorably as possible for these idiots, i guess you can say that a group on FB is justifiable because they feel like outcasts because society expects them to have kids, blah blah blah. but you can tell these people are absolutely vapid and empty. and there seems to be a fair amount of cope going on. why do you need to swear up and down publicly that you are SO HAPPY with your child-less life? just go live your life if it's so awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624085&forum_id=2#48282496)

why do you need to beat up on obvious abject retards? just go be not retarded IRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624085&forum_id=2#48282514)

You're the 'Clevon' of this story. This movie turned into IRL. Just watch 1-2 minutes of it.

https://youtu.be/sP2tUW0HDHA?feature=shared&t=36

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624085&forum_id=2#48315123)

My body has aged, my mental is at .01, the migraines and sticky hands and repeating my name over and over, repeatedly violating simple rules... 90 days! I couldn't do 72 seasons of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624085&forum_id=2#48282571)

I should be ok, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624085&forum_id=2#48282576)

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Pics of fuzzybutt poopoo stinks:

https://ibb.co/TL1Tpy1

https://ibb.co/JyZMh3Y

https://ibb.co/0nrVfWQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624085&forum_id=2#48282587)

wtf

these people are more childish than actual children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624085&forum_id=2#48282711)